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Talkingship
Episode # 78 – Wooly Bear
Beer: Claymore Scotch Ale
from Great Divide
Video Vault: Alice in
Wonderland is impossible to get into at Imax
Woolybear talks about the
unfortunate lack of Grump Old Man love
Nerves watches Orphan and
tries not to spoil it
either or: A drama about Carrot
Top or a Romantic Comedy about Hitler
Davey Jones Locker: REALLY
bad heartburn
Woolybear has a sidestory
about a not using your cellphone at the pump
Playing with ourselves:
Nerves starts talking about God of War II and gets derailed
Is PS2 "Old
School"
Wooly's generosity with old
systems
100 pin bowling vs.
Wally-ball
God of War revisited
Wooly's lovin some
Borderlands
The Thanksgiving Gears of
War massacre
more MW2 gamer nite
promises...it'll happen, I promise
Medal of Honor vs. Call of
Duty
more random game talk
either or: Ms. Pac-man or
Galaga
Fangasm: Bacon Beats out
Sausage as best morning meat
Jizz Mopper is by far the
worst job you could ever have
We show our age with an
either or from way back: 8-track or cassette
The poll this week is
deciding what the worst natural disaster is
1. Earthquake 2. Tsunami 3 Tornado
4. Volcanic Eruption 5. Avalanche 6.
Hurricane
7. Sandstorm
end song: Old No. 8 song: Noah album: Dead
Man's Hand
| Download | Duration: 01:18:17
Talkingship
Episode # 77 – Marblecake Mop-Up
Nerves gets pissed that we aired his
Marble Cake hijinks, but he’ll just have to get over it. Episode 77 might be coming late, but
it’s coming HARD, so sit back, relax, and enjoy. We talk about how Earth is fucking us as well as our psycho
website neighbors.
Beer
of the Day
The Bruery Orchard White Belgian Style
Ale
9 out of 11 ships
Video
Vault
·
Nerves
watched Brokeback Mountain. For
real. No joke, he really did. But we extol the virtues (boobies) of
the movie.
·
Hump
Day
·
Crazy
Heart review
·
Nerves
wants to see She’s Out of My League / Jitterbug wants to see Hot Tub Time
Machine
·
Black
Dynamite review
·
Invention
of Lying review
Either/Or : Baseball OR Football movies?
Soundsystem
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Acoustic Syndicate
Song: Powderfinger
Album: Live From the Neighborhood
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Galactic
Song: Heart of Steel
Album: Ya-Ka-May
Either/Or: M.O.D. OR S.O.D.
Playing
With Ourselves
Jitterbug gives us the downlow on the new
Borderlands DLC : The Secret Armory of General Knoxx.
Fangasm
Either/Or: Bacon OR Sausage
Poll: Worst Job : Garbage Man / Jizz
Mopper / Retail Store Clerk / Shit Scooper / Fast Food
Closing
Song
Band: Black Mountain
Song: Queens Will Play
Album: In the Future
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TalkingshipEpisode # 76 – The Sasscrotch
Jitterbug returns, somewhat fresh fromhis new baby adventure. The PiscoKid struck again, and we’re drinking some Pisco Sours in his honor. Then, Jitterbug tells the story of hisdaughter’s birth.
VideoVault
· We’reexcited about Black Dynamite
· Jitterbugfinally saw Zombieland
· Upcomingcomic book movies
· Clashof the Titans and God of War
· ChristopherNolan is directing Inception
· JamesCameron’s opinion on Terminator 5
· Pre-VCRmovie watching
· UltimateSpiderman Movie
· NewMoon’s Stretch Armstrong
· KurtCobain biopic
Either/Or: Zombie movies OR Serial Killermovies
Soundsystem
Jitterbug’s Pick
Artist: Sasquatch
Song: Rattlesnake Flake
Album: II
Nerves’ Pick
Artist: Mudhoney
Song: Hate the Police
Album: Superfuzz Big Muff
Either/Or: Alternative OR Rock
Fangasm
Jitterbug should have taken the show intoPlaying With Ourselves, because he regales us with endless Mass Effect love.
Either/Or: Jawas OR Tuskan Raiders
Poll: Alternative / Rock / Rap-Hip hop /Punk-Ska / Country / Blues / Metal
ClosingSong
Band: Dozer
Song: The Roof, The River, The Revolver
Album: Through the Eyes of Heathens
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Talkingship
Episode # 75 – The Bug Has Been Smushed
Nerves heads up the show without
Jitterbug this show! He
commandeers the vessel with his loose grip and steers us into uncharted waters
with his wife, Maree, by his side.
Beer
of the Week
Lefthand Brewery’s Fade to Black Ale
Soundsystem
Nerve’s Pick
Band: Drive By Truckers
Song: 18 Wheels of Love
Album: Gangstabilly
Maree’s Pick
Band: Big D and the Kid’s Table
Song: Fluent in Stroll
Album: Warped Tour ‘09
EITHER/OR: Gogol Bordello OR Cat Empire
Video
Vault
·
Weeds
Season 1 – 5 and beyond
·
V
and Firefly
·
Alice
in Wonderland, Tim Burton, and Labyrinth
·
Jersey
Shore
·
Toddlers
in Tiaras
·
Gordon
Ramsey
EITHER/OR: TV Shows OR Movies
Talkingship
History Lesson
Nerves tells the story about his first
date with Maree.
Fangasm
(EDIT – This is Jitterbug talking
here. I about shit my pants when
Nerves said that JRR Tolkien invented elves. Holy fucking mother of hell, Nerves. WTF?! No. He did not
invent elves. Please direct any
and all hatemail to nerves@talkingship.com. Elves were around in Germanic Mythology
long, long ago.)
Poll – Best Fantasy Author
Either/Or – Mouth or Vagina
Closing
Song
Band: Reverend Horton Heat
Song: Love Whip
Album: Smoke ‘em If You’ve Got ‘em!
| Download | Duration: 01:16:42
Talkingship
Episode # 74 – A Warm Bath, Loofa, and Some Antibiotics
No skit this week as we are recording
this mere hours before the Superbowl starts! No time for love, Dr Jones! But we do have time to talk to my Mom.
Beer
of the Day
More Boulevard Brewery goodness
News
From the Mainland
I call 100% BULLSHIT on this NFTM! Nerves gives us two bornign ass,
non-funny stories during this edition, and I call total garbage on that!!
STORY ONE – Francis Bean Sings
STORY TWO – Fireman Poop Delivery System
STORY THREE – Lincoln Park Zoo movies
Playing
With Ourselves
More Mass Effect talk, and we settle the
score concerning CoD MW 2. Nerves
explains why he has decided not to buy the game!
EITHER/OR – Project Natal OR The Wii
Soundsystem
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Eddie Vedder
Song: Rise
Album: Into the Wild
Nerves’ Pick
Band: The Bottle Rockets
Song: Sunday Sports
Album: The Brooklyn Side
EITHER/OR – Werewolves of London OR Bad
Moon Rising
Video
Vault
·
Weeds
Season 5
·
World’s
Greatest Dad
·
Robin
Hood Trailer
·
Planet
of the Apes Prequel
·
Marky
Mark effect
·
Gremlins
3D
·
Daredevil
Remake
·
Video
Game Movies are going to be big!
Nerves pulls some shit and talks about
Legally Blonde and Miss Congeniality.
Oi.
EITHER/OR – Tango and Cash OR Harley
Davidson and the Marlboro Man
Talkingship
History Lesson
The long and twisted tale of Crazy Ray.
Fangasm
Either/Or – Basketball OR Baseball
Poll – Best Videogame Franchise: Mario
Bros / Zelda / Metroid / Halo / Sonic / COD / Final Fantasy
Closing
Song
Band: Mr. Bungle
Song: Goodbye Sober Day
Album: California
| Download | Duration: 01:19:35
Talkingship
Episode # 73 – Doc Gets Stuck Into Our End
Have you ever wanted to be in the Guiness
Book of World Records? What if we
were to tell you that you could get in right now? For a small fee, we can send someone to your home to find
out if you could be the next holder of the Masturbation title!
Video
Vault
·
The
Final Destination
·
The
Expendables
·
Lindsey
Lohan naked
·
Deadpool
movie
·
Taken
Part 2
·
The
Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever
·
3D
Porn
·
Miramax
is Dead
·
Weird
Al Movie
·
Mortal
Kombat remake
EITHER/OR – Kevin Smith OR David Lynch
News
From the Mainland
Story One – Pork better then Viagra
Story Two – Fishing for pigs
Story Three – Paddleboat Bum
Playing
With Ourselves
We announce what game Nerves has to buy,
and he’s none too happy about it. Jitterbug
reviews the new Borderlands DLC and has finally started playing the original
Mass Effect.
EITHER/OR – COD or WOW
Soundsystem
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Aspects of Physics
Song: Level 3
Album: Marginalized Information Forms 3:
Other
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Junkyard Empire
Song: Manifest
Album: Rebellion Politik
EITHER/OR: Scott Weiland OR Layne Staley
Fangasm
We do all the things we’re supposed to do
during fangasm, EXCEPT announce the winner of the boobs vs vaginas
Either/Or! Which was boobs by the
way.
Either/Or: Silly Putty OR Slinky
Poll: Best Kevin Smith Movie: Clerks /
Mallrats / Chasing Amy / Dogma / Clerks 2 / Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back /
Zack and Miri
Closing
Song
Band: Bad Religion
Song: Leaders and Followers
Album: Clerks
(Stay tuned for our drunken debauchery
with Doc from Sarcastic Gamer!)
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TalkingshipEpisode # 72 – Big Mangled Boobs
Jitterbug and Nerves are back to debatewhether or not they should bring toilet paper or paper towel, as well as a hostof other nonsense. Theconversation quickly turns into a discussion about the female anatomy. Sounds like it’s going to be a normalshow!
Beerof the Week – BoulevardBrewery Pale Ale
Soundsystem
We start by explaining what The RoyalTreatment is. But then we get backinto the music talk.
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Real Estate
Song: Beach Comber
Album: Real Estate
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Madness
Song: Wings of a Dove
Album: 10 Things I Hate About You
EITHER/OR: Stevie Ray OR Buddy Holly
NewsFrom the Mainland
Nerves forces Jitterbug to eat someNicorette gum. Yuck. Then we get into the regular NFTM bit.
Story One – Playing catch with thenewborn
Story Two – Amniotic fluid ER
Story Three – Lesbian lovers and thedoctor and the baby
PlayingWith Ourselves
Mr T has a grill, and for some reason wediscuss that during our video games section. The Nicorette gum fucked us up. Then we debate the acting prowess of Mr T. Then when we get into the game talk,Nerves tries to explain how his excuse isn’t an excuse and he whines a littlebit. Nothing new there. Jitterbug finished Bayonetta and givesyou his review.
Also, Jitterbug explains that his friendslist on Xbox Live is full, so you have to message him to get added.Jitbug333. Nerves is known asAngry Hippie.
EITHER/OR – ET OR Shaq-Fu
VideoVault
Big mangled boobs makes anappearance! And Nerves wants toknow what we want to see in Blu-Ray extras. Jitterbug gives his final review of Inglorious Basterds.
EITHER/OR – World War 2 movies OR VietnamMovies
Fangasm
Either/Or – Vaginas OR Boobs
Poll – What Game Should Nerves Buy? MassEffect 2 / WoW / COD MW 2 / Fallout 3 / Bayonetta / Bioshock 2 / Other
ClosingSong
Band: Janes Addiction
Song: Whores
Album: NINJA Tour Sampler
| Download | Duration: 01:12:30
Episode
# 71 – Teenage Lesbian Bukake Party
Jitterbug and Nerves are back for another
week of beer drinking and bullshit.
They managed to get drunk well in advance of this week’s episode while
watching the BMDD, Black Devil Doll.
So sit back and get ready to listen to two drunkards laugh their way
through an hour of mindless banter.
In other words, it’s exactly what you’ve come to expect from us.
Beer
of the Week – Miller
High Life
Video
Vault
·
Black
Devil Doll BMDD
·
More
Predators Information
·
Spiderman
4 is Dead. Here’s why.
·
Comic
Book Movies Are Going Downhill
·
Avatar
Review
·
Piranha
Movie Update
·
Australia
Sucks.
·
The
X-Men Challenge
EITHER/OR – Remake Star Wars OR Indiana
Jones
News
From the Mainland
Story One – Bakery Licker
Story Two – Drunk Cowboy
Story Three – Elderly Hotdog Eater
Soundsystem
Jitterbug’s Pick
Artist: The XX
Song: Islands
Album: XX
Nerves’ Pick
Artist: Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic
Zeros
Song: Home
Album: Up From Below
EITHER/OR: Flute OR Accordian
Playing
With Ourselves
We review Bayonetta, then we discuss
Nerves’ impressions of Borderlands.
Fangasm
Either/Or – Vodka OR Tequila
Poll – BEST X-Woman (Storm, Rogue, Jean
Grey, Kitty Pride, Psylocke, Jubilee, Dazzler)
Closing
Song
Artist: Mr. Bungle
Song: Girls of Porn
Album: Mr. Bungle
| Download | Duration: 01:16:59
Talkingship
Episode # 70 – Tongue the Scar
It is the first show with Nerves back
from his honeymoon. He tells us
all about his trip and how much he missed the blumpkins and royal treatments
that are part of our everyday here on the ship. It takes less then five minutes for us to start discussing
solutions for our morning wood.
It’s been a while, so we’re got a lot of dick jokes to tell.
News
From the Mainland
Amsterdam Edition
Story One – Legalizing Opiates
Story Two – Electrified Piss Shields
Story Three – Tits in the Pavement
Soundsystem
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Bear vs Shark
Song: Michigan
Album: Right Now You’re in the Best of
Hands
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: The Brought Low
Song: There’s a Light
Album: Right on Time
EITHER/OR – Elvis OR The Beatles
Video
Vault
We review more of the remakes they are
planning on releasing this year.
EITHER/OR – Hanuted Houses OR Haunted
Dolls
Fangasm
Either/Or – Should we decriminalize weed
OR prostitution
Poll – Favorite type of porn
Talkingship
History Lesson
The story about how Nerves has been lying
to me for the majority of the time I’ve known him.
Closing
Song
Band: Pink Floyd
Song: The Final Cut
Album: The Final Cut
| Download | Duration: 01:02:58
Talkingship
Episode # 69 – Box Lunch with the Missus!
We start out this week with proving that,
IF there is a God, he’s not a HE.
Then we reveal the super secret special guest, my very own WIFE,
Jackie.
Beer
of the Week
Brasserie des Rocs
Video
Vault
We talk about what we thought of 500 Days
of Summer, The Brothers Bloom, and The Frog Princess.
·
Spiderman
4 delayed
·
The
Thing Prequel
·
The Orphanage
Remake
·
More
Mad Max news
·
Biggest
Money Makers of the past decade
EITHER/OR – Star Wars OR Star Trek
Soundsystem
Jackie’s Pick
Artist: Rodrigo y Gabriela
Song: Buster Voodoo
Album: 11:11
Jitterbug’s Pick
Artist: Obiat
Song: Serpents’ Rites
Album: Eye Tree Pi
EITHER/OR: Pink Floyd OR Bruce
Springsteen
News
From The Mainland
STORY ONE – Gang Member Tripping on his
pants
STORY TWO – Russian guys dying in Saunas
STORY THREE – Kangaroo Problems at the
Zoo
Fangasm
We review last weeks picks and then delve
into this week’s goofiness.
EITHER/OR – Have You Broken Your New
Years Resolution OR Have You Kept Your New Years Resolution?
POLL – Best Pink Floyd Album
The Wall / Animals / Wish You Were Here /
Dark Side of the Moon / Obscured By Clouds / The Final Cut / Meddle
Then we announce our Talkingship Fan of
the Week (Make sure to stick around for the end to hear this part, we ALMOST
forgot about it!!!)
Closing
Song
Band: The Cat Empire
Song: No Longer There
Album: So Many Nights
| Download | Duration: 01:00:07
TalkingshipEpisode # 68 – Best of the Decade
Nerves is still MIA, so Jitterbug has toman the ship alone. This is thevery last episode of the year, and it just happens to be the last episode ofthe DECADE! To celebrate,Jitterbug lists his favorite movies, music, and games from the past tenyears. He also brings a specialguest on during the Fangasm segment!
| Download | Duration: 01:18:07
Talkingship
Episode # 67 – The Party Boat
Jitterbug figures the only way he can get
over the loss of Nerves is to bring on a buttload of buddies to help with the
show this week. We start things
off with Jitterbug’s elusive wife, Jackie. She joins the show to kick things off for the Party Boat!
Playing
With Ourselves
Sugarfree from Post Game Report and Just
Talking joins Jitterbug and Roper from Polygamerous and The Hunting Lodge to
talk some games. We go over Call
of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and give you our impression of the single player, the
controversy, and the multiplayer.
Then we discuss of personal Games of the Year.
Soundsystem
We throw out a net and scoop up our very
own dirty Fisherman! We discuss
what we think of the new music that has been coming out as well as Fisherman’s
Cousin’s band who won a Battle of the Bands in Chicago!
Fisherman’s Pick
Band: The Cell Phones
Song: Out
Find them at http://www.myspace.com/cellphonesband
Jitterbug’s Pick
Song: Space Lion
Album: Cowboy Bebop Soundtrack
EITHER/OR: Rap OR R&B
News
From The Mainland
Farva (aka ChickenX) joins Jitterbug for
another round of ridiculous stories.
Jitterbug is trying to sharpen his skills so that when Nerves comes back
from Europe he’ll be able to trick our bug-eyed buddy with a fake story. Will he be able to trick Farva? Not fucking likely.
Story One – The Ronald Reagan Deli Closes
Story Two – Grilled Cheese Tattoo
discounts
Story Three – French People Eat Horses
Video
Vault
Nerves and Jitterbug recorded a Bad Movie
Drinky Drinky a few weeks back for a movie called Transmorphers. This was one of the worst movies we have
seen in a long time, and it illiceted some puke out of Nerves.
Talkingship
History Lesson
The Comish jumps in to talk shit about
all sorts of stuff. We talk about
the origins of the Bad Movie Drinky Drinky which happens to be the same weekend
as a party that ended with us spraying Shaving Cream all over some random
person’s apartment.
Fangasm
Jitterbug spends the final moments of the
show alone to go over the Talkingship Poll and Either/Or from a couple of weeks
back.
Either/Or – The Godfather OR The Godfather
2
Poll – Best Christmas Present : Porn,
Video Game, Blu Rays, Gift Certificate, Beer of the Month Club
During the Fan of the Week discussion I
discuss Kiddiepool’s new blog at http://c0mcomm.blogspot.com/
| Download | Duration: 01:10:48
Talkingship
Episode # 66 – Anal Beads and Man Crushes
Nerves abandons the ship so Jitterbug had
to run out and scoop up a second mate from the shitty seas we sail
through. We invite an old friend,
Matt Hedinger, to join the show for this week’s debauchery. Matt is a Youth Minister from Miami, so
you KNOW this is going to get interesting!
Beer
of the Week: Sierra
Nevada’s Celebration Ale
Talkingship
History Lesson – Hedinger
tells a classic story from a new perspective. He tells us what the fireworks fight looked like from the
Square’s point of view.
Video
Vault
·
More
Ghostbusters 3 details
·
Zombieland
vs Shaun of the Dead
·
Chips
the Movie
·
Buck
Rogers movie adapted by Frank Miller
·
Bioshock
Movie
·
Pride,
Prejudice, and Zombies the MOVIE
·
Akira
the Movie
·
Quantum
Leap and man crushing
·
The
Top Ten Horror Moments in the past decade
·
The
Hobbit’s returning actors
EITHER/OR – Blues Brothers OR Blazing
Saddles
News
From the Mainland
Story 1 – Man beats wife for not helping
him shovel snow.
Story 2 – Jury acquits a man for being
blind.
Story 3 – Sex Change Ski Permit
Soundsystem
Jitterbug’s Pick
Artist: Brain Failure
Song: That’s What I Know
Album: Give ‘Em The Boot 3
EITHER/OR – Queen OR Bruce Springsteen
Closing
Song
One Vision by Queen
| Download | Duration: 01:04:56
Talkingship
Episode # 65 – Kicking This Bitch Off The Ship!
This is the last episode before Nerves
heads out to Europe! Come aboard
and help us say goodbye!
Beer
of the Week
Young’s Chocolate Stout and Guiness
Video
Vault
Jonah Hex and Megan Fox
Kristen Stewart nude
Pamela Anderson’s Boobs
Steven Seagal Sucks
Cloverfield 2 and Eli Roth
Our BluRay Christmas Lists
Sofie Shole
MST3K on the 360
EITHER/OR: Tom Waits movies OR Meatloaf
movies
Soundsystem
Nerves’ Pick
Artist: Walls of Jericho
Song: Unwanted Resistence
Album: The Bound Feed the Gagged
Nerves makes a BIG announcement about
what he’s been up to!!
Jitterbug’s Pick
Artist: Beast
Song: Mr. Hurricane
Album: Mr. Hurricane Single
Talkingship
History Lesson
Jitterbug tries to woo a girl with
Slayer.
We skipped the Either Or from the Soundsystem
so we circle back around to pick it up.
EITHER/OR: Bruce Willis’ album OR Steven
Seagal’s album
News
From The Mainland
Story One – Santa Claus has a brother
Story Two – Wreaths represent Jesus’
crown of thorns
Story Three – Scotland celebrates Christmas
late
Fangasm
Nerves talks a little about his trip to
Europe, then asks for some feedback about the Open Mic Night. We announce the TS Fan of the Week and
discuss last week’s either/or and poll.
This week’s Either/Or is Snow for Xmas or
NO Snow for Xmas
Poll = Best Christmas Movie: Miracle on
34th, It’s a Wonderful Life, Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story,
Bad Santa, A Christmas Carol.
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Talkingship
Episode # 64 – Sucking Big Balls
Why not start things this week with some
talk about giant, freakish balls?
Sounds like another regular show to me! We’re ready to roll with the sixty fourth trip out into
these dirty waters! Get your slip
and slide ready, we’re ready to go.
Beer
of the Day
Rolling Rock (and somehow this turns into
a discussion about Thanksgiving being the greatest holiday of the year and
toilet paper that puts your finger into your asshole.)
Video
Vault
·
V
·
New
Moon ahite
·
Percy
Jackson and the Olympians
·
Underworld
4
·
Repo
Girl
·
Little
Fockers
·
Uwe
Boll’s Far Cry
·
Jack
Ass 3D
·
Star
Trek 2 KHANNNNnnnn
EITHER/OR – Pulp Fiction OR Empire
Strikes Back
Playing
With Ourselves
We discuss the Xbox Party Netflix
system.
EITHER/OR – Mario OR Metroid
Soundsystem
Jitterbug’s Pick
Artist: Jamie Cullum
Song: All At Sea
Album: Twentysomething
Nerves’ Pick
Artist: Phish
Song: Backwards Down the Number Line
Album: Joy
EITHER/OR: 80’s Metal OR 70’s Classic
Rock
Talkingship
History Lesson
We go over the either or and poll from
last week
Either/Or – Empire OR Pulp
Poll – Best Scorsese Movie (Goodfellas,
Gangs of New York, Casino, The Departed, Raging Bull, Last Waltz, Taxi Driver)
Closing
Song
Band: The Beatles
Song: When I’m Sixty Four
Album: Sgt Pepper’s
| Download | Duration: 01:07:35
Talkingship
Episode # 63 – Shitting on Al-Qaeda
We start with the most juvenile skit in
TS history (and that’s saying a lot.)
Then its on to what you came for!
Beer
of the Day
Laquinta’s Czech Pils
Video
Vault
·
Enter
the Dragon remake?
·
F13
part 2 will be it for the series?
Yeah right.
·
Rambo
5 script redone
·
Fright
Night Remake
·
Dane
Cook as the Roddler
·
Oldboy
news
EITHER/OR – Battle of the Rays!
News
From the Mainland
Nerves serves up three music related
nuggets of bullshit. Then Nerves
and Jitterbug get into a fight about whether or not Nerves’ NFTM was fair. You decide!
Davy
Jones Locker
The worst card trick in history.
Soundsystem
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Pink Floyd
Song: Interstellar Overdrive
Album: London 67/68
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Bunky and Jake
Song: Cadillac Bleu
Album: L.A.M.F.
EITHER/OR: Battle of the Doctors!
Talkingship
History Lesson
The Pink Floyd LSD Light Show story.
Fangasm
We go over all the old bullshit and get
into some new shits. Bitches.
Either/Or – Punks OR Hippies
Poll – Where is Nerves going to have the
most fun on his honeymoon.
Edinborough, Paris, London, Amsterdam, Munich
Closing
Song
Band: Gwar
Song: Sick of You
| Download | Duration: 01:12:22
Talkingship
Episode # 62 – Jimmy Dick Fingers and the Sleepwalking Nympho
First
there were the Goodfellas, and now there’s the new follow-up all about the
exploits of Jimmy and his crazy Dick Fingers! Then we’re on to greener pastures. We hit up all the regular segments this week!
Beer
of the Week
Oskar Blues’ Gordon
News
From the Mainland
Story One – Sleepwalking artist
Story Two – Sleepwalking nympho
Story Three – Sleepwalking Hunter
Video
Vault
·
Kick-Ass
website
·
High
Fidelity Writer and Director team up again
·
Star
Trek fun fact
·
Scream
4 – 5 – and 6?!
·
Puss
in Boots
·
Roger
Rabbit 2?
EITHER/OR – Disney or Japanimation
Playing
With Ourselves
Jitterbug picked up Borderlands and gives
you the low down. Everything from
the graphics to the addictive nature of loot, we cover it all.
EITHER/OR – FPS OR RTS
Talkingship
History Lesson
Did Nerves almost become an Australian?
Soundsystem
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Yo La Tengo
Song: Periodically Double or Triple
Album: Popular Songs
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Leftover Salmon and Cracker
Song: Ms. Santa Cruz County
Album: Oh Cracker Where Art Thou?
EITHER/OR: Phish everything OR Dead
studio albums
Fangasm
We review last week’s topics and go over
some new stuff.
New Poll – Best Thanksgiving Side Dish
Either/Or – Lord of the Rings OR Harry
Potter
Closing
Song
Band: The New Pornographers
Song: The Spirit of Giving
Album: Challengers
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Talkingship
Episde # 61 – Delicious Butt Sausages
We start things off with the weirdest
skit we’ve ever done. Love it or
hate it, I promise you won’t forget it.
Beer
of the Week
Hobgoblin Brew and stories about the Herot
Playing
With Ourselves
Nerves and Jitterbug took part is a 24
hour gaming marathon called Extra Life and they go over everything that went on
during those long, long hours.
EITHER/OR: Downloadable Games OR Disc
Based Games
Soundsystem
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Kings of Leon
Song: Molly’s Chambers (Live)
Album: Day Old Belgium Blues
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Snuff
Song: Arsehole
Album: Fat Music Vol 3 – Physical Fatness
EITHER/OR: Layne Staley OR Shannon Hoon
(zombies & in their prime)
Video
Vault
·
MIB3
happening with or without Will Smith!
·
New
Mad Max Movie without Mel Gibson
·
Ghostbusters
3 with 4 new Ghostbusters!
·
Drag
Me To Hell
·
Alien
Prequel plot
EITHER/OR: Killer Insects OR Killer Fish
Fangasm
We review last week’s poll and either/or. The we announce the new ones and reveal
our Talkingship Employee of the month!
New Poll: Most Fearsome Pest?
Cockroaches. Squirrels, Rats, Possums, Raccoons, Spiders, or Muttonchop’s Pick!
New Either/Or: Halloween OR Thanksgiving
Talkingship
History Lesson
Our scary Candyman story.
Closing
Song
Band: The Misfits
Song: Halloween
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TalkingshipEpisode # 60 – Bum Cum Balloon Boy
We check in with the Balloon Boy to seejust why he climbed into that weather balloon in the first place. Then we spend a little time pluggingthe Extra Life event before going off the rail with some Bum Cum talk.
Beerof the Week BearRepublic Hop Rod Rye AND Bud Light Golden Wheat
VideoVault
· Saw7 and 8
· Frankenweenie
· TexasChainsaw Massacre IN THE CITY
· MST3Kon the Xbox 360’s Netflix Instant Watch
· ThisAmerican Life / Zack Galifinakas / Sex Drive / Carver / Behind the Mask / AlienNation / They Live
· TheHobbit Script is finished
· Jitterbug’sBond Idea
· SamRaimi’s World of Warcraft movie
· BrianSinger makes another X-Men movie
· Ghostbusters3 is going to happen
· Nervessaw Zombieland
· Venommovie
EITHER/OR: Bond OR Rambo
Soundsystem
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Jay-Z
Song: Empire State of Mind
Album: The Blueprint 3
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Jenny Owen Youngs
Song: Fuck Was I
Album: Batten the Hatches
EITHER/OR : Country OR New Age
NewsFrom the Mainland
Story 1 – Pastor lies about cheating onhis wife
Story 2 – Guy cuts off his nutsack toprove he loves his wife
Story 3 – A Burglar killed a guy’s fishand took his cat
Fangasm
We review the previous week’s Either/Orand Poll. Then we announce the newones.
EITHER/OR – Thrillers or Slashers
POLL – Best Horror Movie Weapon Chainsaw,Butcher Knife, Machete, Glove Knives, Teeth, Other
ClosingSong
Some New Age stuff about buttholes andwangs.
| Download | Duration: 01:00:20
Talkingship
Episode # 59 – Wang is Fucking Awesome
No skit this week. We plow right into the thick of it
because we have a LOT of shit to shoot this week.
Beer
of the Week
Alaskan Brewing Amber Ale
News
From the Mainland
Story # 1 – St Lupulin, king of beers.
Story # 2 – Japanese Kids Drink Beer
Story # 3 – British Beerocracy
Video
Vault
A new Predator movie!
Original Films
Comic book movies
Ilsa the Wicked Warden
It’s Alive remake
Are kid’s movies more progressive then
adult movies?
A new Vacation flick
Kevin Smith sells out
Life of Brian bonus material
EITHER/OR: Wang or Woo
Sounsystem
Pubes in our pop filters
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Minor Threat
Song: Straight Edge
Album: Minor Threat
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Band of Horses
Song: Is There a Ghost
Album: Cease to Begin
EITHER/OR: Minor Threat OR Black Flag
BONUS EITHER/OR: Fugazi OR Rollins Band
Fangasm
We discuss the previous Either/Or and
Poll and then get into the new ones.
Either/Or: Psycho OR The Birds
The New Poll: Favorite Halloween Candy
Talkingship Fan of the Week! Listen in to hear who wins.
The first ever Talkingship Distress
Signal! Help us find our missing
fan.
Nerves has a special message for his
half-brother.
Talkingship
History Lesson
We tell the story about the time Nerves
hit Jitterbug in the eyeball with a Nerf dart while he was on the phone with
the owners of our company.
Closing
Song: It’s a secret. Listen in.
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Talkingship
Episode # 58 – FIBeDy Fabatastic!
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg hash
out a plan for the greatest pile of shit in movie history. Then its off for the 58th
trip into these dirty waters.
Beer
of the Week
The Haymaker from Bridgeport Brewing
Company
Beer
Fact
Oktoberfest stats for 2009 and iPhone apps!
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/09/oktoberfest_2009.html
Video
Vault
·
A
Ramones movie might happen
·
This
Is It
·
‘V’ the
Series
·
The
Terminator Franchise
·
Halloween
3D
·
Resident
Evil 4 Afterlife
·
3D
Movies and 3D TVs
·
Cloudy
With a Chance of Meatballs
EITHER/OR: HDTV or 3DTV
News
From The Mainland
Story 1 – Australian beaver commercial
Story 2 – Tampon applicator gets used and
ABUSED
Story 3 – Vincent Salvatore is connected
to the mob
Talkingship
History Lesson
This is the single biggest TS deviation
in history. Jitterbug tells us
about the worst drug experience of his life. Please forgive us this short departure, we’ll get back to
the dick jokes real quick.
Soundsystem
Before we get started, Jitterbug has to
express some frustration with Rolling Stone over their list of the 500 Best
Albums of All Time list.
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Arcade Fire
Song: Wake Up
Album: Funeral
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Five Iron Frenzy
Song: Rhubarb Pie
Album: The Cheesus of Nazareth
EITHER/OR: Sex OR Music
Fangasm
EITHER/OR: Critters OR Puppet Master
NEW POLL: Greatest Horror Franhise
Fan of the Week – Listen in to find out
who wins
Employee of the Month – Listen in to find
out who wins
Closing
Song
Band: Katzenjammer
Song: Play My Darling
Album: Le Pop
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| Download | Duration: 01:08:15
Talkingship
Episode # 57 – Dog Cock
We re-imagine Gremlins to get things
started before we move on to the latest installment of the greatest podcast in
known history!
Beer
of the Week
Bear Republic’s Red Rocket Ale
News
From the Mainland
Story 1 – Halo fans riot at a Walmart in
Billings, Montana when the game sell out early.
Story 2 – A man shoots himself in the
head while trying to teach his girlfriend how to handle the safety mechanisms
on several guns.
Story 3 – A teenager was shot in the face
but his braces saved his life.
Soundsystem
We debate Pearl Jam’s decision to cover
their independent label with an RIAA company. Then we announce a new Talkingship Mini-Show called Open Mic
Night.
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Devil In A Woodpile
Song: Big Boat
Album: Division Street
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: The Kills
Song: Sour Cherry
Album: Midnight Boom
EITHER/OR: Chris Cornell OR Eddie Vedder
Video
Vault
·
Brian
Singer is taking on a new Battlestar Galactica movie.
·
Will
Ferrel and Adam McKay’s The Other Guys
·
Couples
Retreat
·
The
Highlanders remake
Nerves watched Citizen Kane and is iffy
on it. He also watched the Waco
movie that Jitterbug featured a few shows back as well as JCVD!
Jean Claude Van Dam OR Steven Seagal
Fangasm
The New Either/Or – COD OR Halo
The New Poll – The best Van Dam movie
We announce the new Talkingship Crew
Members and their new nicknames!
We hope they don’t get pissed.
Closing
Song
Band: The Righs
Song: I Hope I Never See You Again
Album: The Rivers Run Deep
| Download | Duration: 00:37:11
Download | Duration: 00:00:00
Talkingship
Episode # 56 – Like A Virgin
Are the boys back? Things start off a little differently,
and the guys don’t sound like themselves!
But things quickly get back on course as we usher in the new format of
Talkingship. And by new, we mean,
pretty much the same. The fans
have spoken and we listened. We’re
not going to fuck with too much about the show, but we are going to try and
increase the quality of the content that we bring each week.
Beer
of the Week
Big Sky Brewing – Bobo’s Robust Porter
Talkingship
History Lesson
The Legend of Senor Giggles.
Video
Vault
We have changed this segment to make it
more interesting for the listeners.
We discuss various upcoming movies.
·
X-Men
First Class
·
Batman
3 w/ the Joker?
·
The
Green Hornet and Nick Cage / Christopher Waltz
·
Kick-Ass
Clips
·
I
Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
EITHER/OR: Horror OR Sci-Fi
Soundsystem
·
Pavement
Reunites
·
Nerves
Hates Livenation
·
Kiss
is Back!
·
Vampire
Weekend’s New Album
·
Butthole
Surfers Concert
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Goatwhore
Song: Apocalyptic Haven
Album: Carving Out The Eyes Of God
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Austrian Death Machine
Song: Hello California/Get To The Choppa
Album: Total Brutal
EITHER/OR: Dropkick Murphy’s OR Murphy’s
Law
News
From The Mainland
We explain the new rules for News From
The Mainland. It is Nerves’ job to figure out which of the following stories is
a lie.
Story 1 is about a girl killing an
alligator.
Story 2 features a group of angry Bears
Fans.
Story 3 tells the story of a man who sold
his father’s car for $50 worth of Crack Cocaine.
Fangasm
Previous Either Or : T or A
New Poll : Favorite Star Wars Movie
New Either Or : Thundercats OR He-Man
Talkingship Fan of the Week: The Sovolas
Closing
Song
Band: Bob Dylan
Song: It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue
Album: No Direction Home
| Download | Duration: 01:14:39
Talkingship
Episode # 55 – KY and Smelling Salts
This is the final episode of the OLD
Talkingship. From this point
forward the ship is going to change.
You’d better be ready! We
also talk about Nerves’ wedding, where we’ve been the past few weeks, and what
we need YOU to do to help us with the new ship.
Beer
of the Day: Guiness 250th
Soundsystem
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Between the Buried and Me
Song: Foam Born : The Back Tracks
Album: Colors
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: De La Soul
Song: Tread Water
Album: Three Feet and Rising
EITHER/OR: Sugar Hill or Cypress Hill
Playing
With Ourselves
Nerves picked up the new Beatles Rock
Band, Fight Night 4, Fat Princess, Batman Arkham Asylum and a couple other
games. He wants to discuss it
all. We also talk about Halo ODST
and a new Talkingship Podcast Game Club that we are going to start with this
game.
EITHER/OR: Fat Princess OR Little Big
Planet
We have some more discussion about
Metroid Prime and Super Mario Brothers.
Video
Vault
We have a quick video vault with
Inglorious Basterds and then go into a Bad Movie Drinky Drinky for The Telling.
Bad
Movie Drinky Drinky
The Telling
Drinkability: 1
Nerves: 1
Jitterbug: 1
Cheesability: 1.75
Nerves: 1
Jitterbug 2.5
Nudity: 2
Nerves: 1
Jitterbug: 3
| Download | Duration: 01:16:57
Talkingship
Episode # 54 – Get Meatwadded
Meatwad hits the bar and discovers the
true path to manhood. Then its off
to another trip through some dirty waters with your favorite shipmates! And keep in mind that you can always
tell when Nerves is drunk by how belligerent he gets, then the first second of
the actual show will make more sense!
Random
Ship
What dead animal is too big to put into
the trash?
Beer
of the Day
Bitburger
Beer
Fact
How popular is beer?
News
From the Mainland
Women and guns ; Wrecking ball ; Victim’s
and Suspects ; Inventing the Butter knife ; The oldest bartender ; Aggressive
Umpire ; Polish escape plan
Soundsystem
Jitterbug rocks the boat by giving us a
sample of the band Lightning Dust and then gets into the real Soundsystem.
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Sufjan Stevens
Song: Chicago
Album: Come On Feel The Illinoise
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Reverend Payton’s Big Damn Band
Song: DT’s Or the Devil
Album: The Whole Fam Damily
EITHER/OR: Soundgarden OR Alice In Chains
Video
Vault
Jitterbug checked out Ponyo, More, and
the Watchmen Blu-ray. Nerves tells
a story about his trip to Best Buy.
Trailer
Trashing
We check out a bunch of trailers and tell
you our thoughts: Avatar, The Lovely Bones, Where the Wild Things Are, I Sell
the Dead, Ong Bak 2, Ninja Assassin, Inglorious Bastards, The Headless Woman,
Tron 2, and Extract.
Then, Deadpool sent in a list of movies
that are being remade.
EITHER/OR: Vampire movies OR Werewolf
movies?
Talkingship
Fan Of The Week: The
Chupacabro
Talkingship
History Lesson: Wrapping
Nerves’ Car
Closing
Song
Band: Okkervil River
Song: Unless It Kicks
Album: The Stage Names
| Download | Duration: 01:09:52
Talkingship
Episode # 53 - Ghonasyphaherpalaids
Obama’s Deadly Death Squad strikes again! Nerves and Jitterbug are together again
for their 53rd trip out to sea. I hope you’re sitting down, cause we’re bringing it this week.
Soundsystem
Nerves went to the Warped Tour and tells us what
bands he saw.
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Reverend Horton Heat
Song: Marijuana
Album: Smoke ‘em If You’ve Got ‘em
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Seemore Perspective
Song: Summertime Hiphop Barbeque Jam For The World
Album: First Impression
EITHER/OR: Queens of the Stone Age Question. Nick Olivery OR Mark Lahnegan
Playing
With Ourselves
Nerves picked up the Reservoir Game that he said a
couple weeks ago that he wished someone would make. Turns out they DID make it, and Nerves hates it. Jitterbug regales us with another tale
of Warcreft as well as Gemcraft Chapter Zero.
EITHER/OR: Most Offensive Game? Animal Fighting OR
Date Rape
Video
Vault
Jitterbug watched La Valle and hated it, and he
also watched Into The Wild, which he loved. Nerves wasted his time with Good Luck Chuck.
EITHER/OR: A new season of Venture Brothers OR a
new season of Chapelle’s Show.
Random
Ship – Palahnuik OR Bukowski
Then Nerves begs for money.
News From
the Mainland
Jitterbug gloats about the Vick deal ; Who died ;
Don’t Shit in Cuba ; Two stories about Jay ; Finger Biter ; Fat folds of holding
; Accupuncture for Fishies ; The UK Hates Beer.
Davy
Jones’ Locker
See if you can understand Nerves’ DJL this week, because
it befuddles Jitterbug. He tries
to tell a story about how weird it is that we weren’t able to find a plane… Not
sure where he was going with this one.
Talkingship
Fan of the Week
Undead Dog!
BIG Talkingship
Announcement
Closing
Song
Band: Faith No More
Song: Das Shuzenfest
Album: Songs to Make Love to
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