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Episode #79  Buggin out with the Comish

        

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Talkingship Episode # 78 – Wooly Bear

Beer: Claymore Scotch Ale from Great Divide

 

Video Vault: Alice in Wonderland is impossible to get into at Imax

Woolybear talks about the unfortunate lack of Grump Old Man love

Nerves watches Orphan and tries not to spoil it

either or: A drama about Carrot Top or a Romantic Comedy about Hitler

 

Davey Jones Locker: REALLY bad heartburn

Woolybear has a sidestory about a not using your cellphone at the pump

 

Playing with ourselves: Nerves starts talking about God of War II and gets derailed

Is PS2 "Old School" 

Wooly's generosity with old systems

100 pin bowling vs. Wally-ball

God of War revisited

Wooly's lovin some Borderlands

The Thanksgiving Gears of War massacre

more MW2 gamer nite promises...it'll happen, I promise

Medal of Honor vs. Call of Duty

more random game talk

either or: Ms. Pac-man or Galaga

 

Fangasm: Bacon Beats out Sausage as best morning meat

Jizz Mopper is by far the worst job you could ever have

We show our age with an either or from way back: 8-track or cassette

The poll this week is deciding what the worst natural disaster is

1. Earthquake 2. Tsunami 3 Tornado

4. Volcanic Eruption 5. Avalanche 6. Hurricane

7. Sandstorm

 

end song: Old No. 8 song: Noah album: Dead Man's Hand

        

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Talkingship Episode # 77 – Marblecake Mop-Up

Nerves gets pissed that we aired his Marble Cake hijinks, but he’ll just have to get over it.  Episode 77 might be coming late, but it’s coming HARD, so sit back, relax, and enjoy.  We talk about how Earth is fucking us as well as our psycho website neighbors. 

Beer of the Day

The Bruery Orchard White Belgian Style Ale

9 out of 11 ships

Video Vault

·      Nerves watched Brokeback Mountain.  For real.  No joke, he really did.  But we extol the virtues (boobies) of the movie.

·      Hump Day

·      Crazy Heart review

·      Nerves wants to see She’s Out of My League / Jitterbug wants to see Hot Tub Time Machine

·      Black Dynamite review

·      Invention of Lying review

Either/Or : Baseball OR Football movies?

Soundsystem

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Acoustic Syndicate

Song:  Powderfinger

Album: Live From the Neighborhood

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Galactic

Song: Heart of Steel

Album: Ya-Ka-May

Either/Or: M.O.D. OR S.O.D.

Playing With Ourselves

Jitterbug gives us the downlow on the new Borderlands DLC : The Secret Armory of General Knoxx. 

Fangasm

Either/Or: Bacon OR Sausage

Poll: Worst Job : Garbage Man / Jizz Mopper / Retail Store Clerk / Shit Scooper / Fast Food

Closing Song

Band: Black Mountain

Song: Queens Will Play

Album: In the Future

        

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TalkingshipEpisode # 76 – The Sasscrotch

Jitterbug returns, somewhat fresh fromhis new baby adventure.  The PiscoKid struck again, and we’re drinking some Pisco Sours in his honor.  Then, Jitterbug tells the story of hisdaughter’s birth.

VideoVault

·     We’reexcited about Black Dynamite

·     Jitterbugfinally saw Zombieland

·     Upcomingcomic book movies

·     Clashof the Titans and God of War

·     ChristopherNolan is directing Inception

·     JamesCameron’s opinion on Terminator 5

·     Pre-VCRmovie watching

·     UltimateSpiderman Movie

·     NewMoon’s Stretch Armstrong

·     KurtCobain biopic

Either/Or: Zombie movies OR Serial Killermovies

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Artist: Sasquatch

Song: Rattlesnake Flake

Album: II

Nerves’ Pick

Artist: Mudhoney

Song: Hate the Police

Album: Superfuzz Big Muff

Either/Or: Alternative OR Rock

Fangasm

Jitterbug should have taken the show intoPlaying With Ourselves, because he regales us with endless Mass Effect love.

Either/Or: Jawas OR Tuskan Raiders

Poll: Alternative / Rock / Rap-Hip hop /Punk-Ska / Country / Blues / Metal

ClosingSong

Band: Dozer

Song: The Roof, The River, The Revolver

Album: Through the Eyes of Heathens

        

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Talkingship Episode # 75 – The Bug Has Been Smushed

Nerves heads up the show without Jitterbug this show!  He commandeers the vessel with his loose grip and steers us into uncharted waters with his wife, Maree, by his side. 

Beer of the Week

Lefthand Brewery’s Fade to Black Ale

Soundsystem

Nerve’s Pick

Band: Drive By Truckers

Song: 18 Wheels of Love

Album: Gangstabilly

Maree’s Pick

Band: Big D and the Kid’s Table

Song: Fluent in Stroll

Album: Warped Tour ‘09

EITHER/OR: Gogol Bordello OR Cat Empire

Video Vault

·      Weeds Season 1 – 5 and beyond

·      V and Firefly

·      Alice in Wonderland, Tim Burton, and Labyrinth

·      Jersey Shore

·      Toddlers in Tiaras

·      Gordon Ramsey

EITHER/OR: TV Shows OR Movies

Talkingship History Lesson

Nerves tells the story about his first date with Maree.

Fangasm

(EDIT – This is Jitterbug talking here.  I about shit my pants when Nerves said that JRR Tolkien invented elves.  Holy fucking mother of hell, Nerves.  WTF?!  No.  He did not invent elves.  Please direct any and all hatemail to nerves@talkingship.com.  Elves were around in Germanic Mythology long, long ago.)

Poll – Best Fantasy Author

Either/Or – Mouth or Vagina

Closing Song

Band: Reverend Horton Heat

Song: Love Whip

Album: Smoke ‘em If You’ve Got ‘em!

        

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Talkingship Episode # 74 – A Warm Bath, Loofa, and Some Antibiotics

No skit this week as we are recording this mere hours before the Superbowl starts!  No time for love, Dr Jones!  But we do have time to talk to my Mom.

Beer of the Day

More Boulevard Brewery goodness

News From the Mainland

I call 100% BULLSHIT on this NFTM!  Nerves gives us two bornign ass, non-funny stories during this edition, and I call total garbage on that!!

STORY ONE – Francis Bean Sings

STORY TWO – Fireman Poop Delivery System

STORY THREE – Lincoln Park Zoo movies

Playing With Ourselves

More Mass Effect talk, and we settle the score concerning CoD MW 2.  Nerves explains why he has decided not to buy the game!

EITHER/OR – Project Natal OR The Wii

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Eddie Vedder

Song: Rise

Album: Into the Wild

Nerves’ Pick

Band: The Bottle Rockets

Song: Sunday Sports

Album: The Brooklyn Side

EITHER/OR – Werewolves of London OR Bad Moon Rising

Video Vault

·      Weeds Season 5

·      World’s Greatest Dad

·      Robin Hood Trailer

·      Planet of the Apes Prequel

·      Marky Mark effect

·      Gremlins 3D

·      Daredevil Remake

·      Video Game Movies are going to be big!

Nerves pulls some shit and talks about Legally Blonde and Miss Congeniality.  Oi. 

EITHER/OR – Tango and Cash OR Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

Talkingship History Lesson

The long and twisted tale of Crazy Ray.

Fangasm

Either/Or – Basketball OR Baseball

Poll – Best Videogame Franchise: Mario Bros / Zelda / Metroid / Halo / Sonic / COD / Final Fantasy

Closing Song

Band: Mr. Bungle

Song: Goodbye Sober Day

Album: California

        

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Talkingship Episode # 73 – Doc Gets Stuck Into Our End

Have you ever wanted to be in the Guiness Book of World Records?  What if we were to tell you that you could get in right now?  For a small fee, we can send someone to your home to find out if you could be the next holder of the Masturbation title!

Video Vault

·      The Final Destination

·      The Expendables

·      Lindsey Lohan naked

·      Deadpool movie

·      Taken Part 2

·      The Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever

·      3D Porn

·      Miramax is Dead

·      Weird Al Movie

·      Mortal Kombat remake

EITHER/OR – Kevin Smith OR David Lynch

News From the Mainland

Story One – Pork better then Viagra

Story Two – Fishing for pigs

Story Three – Paddleboat Bum

Playing With Ourselves

We announce what game Nerves has to buy, and he’s none too happy about it.  Jitterbug reviews the new Borderlands DLC and has finally started playing the original Mass Effect. 

EITHER/OR – COD or WOW

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Aspects of Physics

Song: Level 3

Album: Marginalized Information Forms 3: Other

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Junkyard Empire

Song: Manifest

Album: Rebellion Politik

EITHER/OR: Scott Weiland OR Layne Staley

Fangasm

We do all the things we’re supposed to do during fangasm, EXCEPT announce the winner of the boobs vs vaginas Either/Or!  Which was boobs by the way.

Either/Or: Silly Putty OR Slinky

Poll: Best Kevin Smith Movie: Clerks / Mallrats / Chasing Amy / Dogma / Clerks 2 / Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Zack and Miri

Closing Song

Band: Bad Religion

Song: Leaders and Followers

Album: Clerks

(Stay tuned for our drunken debauchery with Doc from Sarcastic Gamer!)

        

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TalkingshipEpisode # 72 – Big Mangled Boobs

Jitterbug and Nerves are back to debatewhether or not they should bring toilet paper or paper towel, as well as a hostof other nonsense.  Theconversation quickly turns into a discussion about the female anatomy.  Sounds like it’s going to be a normalshow!

Beerof the Week – BoulevardBrewery Pale Ale

Soundsystem

We start by explaining what The RoyalTreatment is.  But then we get backinto the music talk.

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Real Estate

Song: Beach Comber

Album: Real Estate

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Madness

Song: Wings of a Dove

Album: 10 Things I Hate About You

EITHER/OR: Stevie Ray OR Buddy Holly

NewsFrom the Mainland

Nerves forces Jitterbug to eat someNicorette gum.  Yuck.  Then we get into the regular NFTM bit.

Story One – Playing catch with thenewborn

Story Two – Amniotic fluid ER

Story Three – Lesbian lovers and thedoctor and the baby

PlayingWith Ourselves

Mr T has a grill, and for some reason wediscuss that during our video games section.  The Nicorette gum fucked us up.  Then we debate the acting prowess of Mr T.  Then when we get into the game talk,Nerves tries to explain how his excuse isn’t an excuse and he whines a littlebit.  Nothing new there.  Jitterbug finished Bayonetta and givesyou his review.

Also, Jitterbug explains that his friendslist on Xbox Live is full, so you have to message him to get added.Jitbug333.  Nerves is known asAngry Hippie.

EITHER/OR – ET OR Shaq-Fu

VideoVault

Big mangled boobs makes anappearance!  And Nerves wants toknow what we want to see in Blu-Ray extras.  Jitterbug gives his final review of Inglorious Basterds.

EITHER/OR – World War 2 movies OR VietnamMovies

Fangasm

Either/Or – Vaginas OR Boobs

Poll – What Game Should Nerves Buy? MassEffect 2 / WoW / COD MW 2 / Fallout 3 / Bayonetta / Bioshock 2 / Other

ClosingSong

Band: Janes Addiction

Song: Whores

Album: NINJA Tour Sampler

        

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Episode # 71 – Teenage Lesbian Bukake Party

Jitterbug and Nerves are back for another week of beer drinking and bullshit.  They managed to get drunk well in advance of this week’s episode while watching the BMDD, Black Devil Doll.  So sit back and get ready to listen to two drunkards laugh their way through an hour of mindless banter.  In other words, it’s exactly what you’ve come to expect from us.

Beer of the Week – Miller High Life

Video Vault

·      Black Devil Doll BMDD

·      More Predators Information

·      Spiderman 4 is Dead.  Here’s why.

·      Comic Book Movies Are Going Downhill

·      Avatar Review

·      Piranha Movie Update

·      Australia Sucks.

·      The X-Men Challenge

EITHER/OR – Remake Star Wars OR Indiana Jones

News From the Mainland

Story One – Bakery Licker

Story Two – Drunk Cowboy

Story Three – Elderly Hotdog Eater

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Artist: The XX

Song: Islands

Album: XX

Nerves’ Pick

Artist: Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros

Song: Home

Album: Up From Below

EITHER/OR: Flute OR Accordian

Playing With Ourselves

We review Bayonetta, then we discuss Nerves’ impressions of Borderlands.

Fangasm

Either/Or – Vodka OR Tequila

Poll – BEST X-Woman (Storm, Rogue, Jean Grey, Kitty Pride, Psylocke, Jubilee, Dazzler)

Closing Song

Artist: Mr. Bungle

Song: Girls of Porn

Album: Mr. Bungle

 

        

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Talkingship Episode # 70 – Tongue the Scar

It is the first show with Nerves back from his honeymoon.  He tells us all about his trip and how much he missed the blumpkins and royal treatments that are part of our everyday here on the ship.  It takes less then five minutes for us to start discussing solutions for our morning wood.  It’s been a while, so we’re got a lot of dick jokes to tell.

News From the Mainland

Amsterdam Edition

Story One – Legalizing Opiates

Story Two – Electrified Piss Shields

Story Three – Tits in the Pavement

Soundsystem

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Bear vs Shark

Song: Michigan

Album: Right Now You’re in the Best of Hands

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: The Brought Low

Song: There’s a Light

Album: Right on Time

EITHER/OR – Elvis OR The Beatles

Video Vault

We review more of the remakes they are planning on releasing this year. 

EITHER/OR – Hanuted Houses OR Haunted Dolls

Fangasm

Either/Or – Should we decriminalize weed OR prostitution

Poll – Favorite type of porn

Talkingship History Lesson

The story about how Nerves has been lying to me for the majority of the time I’ve known him.

Closing Song

Band: Pink Floyd

Song: The Final Cut

Album: The Final Cut

        

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Talkingship Episode # 69 – Box Lunch with the Missus!

We start out this week with proving that, IF there is a God, he’s not a HE.  Then we reveal the super secret special guest, my very own WIFE, Jackie. 

Beer of the Week

Brasserie des Rocs

Video Vault

We talk about what we thought of 500 Days of Summer, The Brothers Bloom, and The Frog Princess. 

·      Spiderman 4 delayed

·      The Thing Prequel

·      The Orphanage Remake

·      More Mad Max news

·      Biggest Money Makers of the past decade

EITHER/OR – Star Wars OR Star Trek

Soundsystem

Jackie’s Pick

Artist: Rodrigo y Gabriela

Song: Buster Voodoo

Album: 11:11

Jitterbug’s Pick

Artist: Obiat

Song: Serpents’ Rites

Album: Eye Tree Pi

EITHER/OR: Pink Floyd OR Bruce Springsteen

News From The Mainland

STORY ONE – Gang Member Tripping on his pants

STORY TWO – Russian guys dying in Saunas

STORY THREE – Kangaroo Problems at the Zoo

Fangasm

We review last weeks picks and then delve into this week’s goofiness.

EITHER/OR – Have You Broken Your New Years Resolution OR Have You Kept Your New Years Resolution?

POLL – Best Pink Floyd Album

The Wall / Animals / Wish You Were Here / Dark Side of the Moon / Obscured By Clouds / The Final Cut / Meddle

Then we announce our Talkingship Fan of the Week (Make sure to stick around for the end to hear this part, we ALMOST forgot about it!!!)

Closing Song

Band: The Cat Empire

Song: No Longer There

Album: So Many Nights

        

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TalkingshipEpisode # 68 – Best of the Decade

Nerves is still MIA, so Jitterbug has toman the ship alone.  This is thevery last episode of the year, and it just happens to be the last episode ofthe DECADE!  To celebrate,Jitterbug lists his favorite movies, music, and games from the past tenyears.  He also brings a specialguest on during the Fangasm segment!

        

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Talkingship Episode # 67 – The Party Boat

Jitterbug figures the only way he can get over the loss of Nerves is to bring on a buttload of buddies to help with the show this week.  We start things off with Jitterbug’s elusive wife, Jackie.  She joins the show to kick things off for the Party Boat!

Playing With Ourselves

Sugarfree from Post Game Report and Just Talking joins Jitterbug and Roper from Polygamerous and The Hunting Lodge to talk some games.  We go over Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and give you our impression of the single player, the controversy, and the multiplayer.  Then we discuss of personal Games of the Year.

Soundsystem

We throw out a net and scoop up our very own dirty Fisherman!  We discuss what we think of the new music that has been coming out as well as Fisherman’s Cousin’s band who won a Battle of the Bands in Chicago!

Fisherman’s Pick

Band: The Cell Phones

Song: Out

Find them at http://www.myspace.com/cellphonesband

Jitterbug’s Pick

Song: Space Lion

Album: Cowboy Bebop Soundtrack

EITHER/OR: Rap OR R&B

News From The Mainland

Farva (aka ChickenX) joins Jitterbug for another round of ridiculous stories.  Jitterbug is trying to sharpen his skills so that when Nerves comes back from Europe he’ll be able to trick our bug-eyed buddy with a fake story.  Will he be able to trick Farva?  Not fucking likely.

Story One – The Ronald Reagan Deli Closes

Story Two – Grilled Cheese Tattoo discounts

Story Three – French People Eat Horses

Video Vault

Nerves and Jitterbug recorded a Bad Movie Drinky Drinky a few weeks back for a movie called Transmorphers.  This was one of the worst movies we have seen in a long time, and it illiceted some puke out of Nerves.

Talkingship History Lesson

The Comish jumps in to talk shit about all sorts of stuff.  We talk about the origins of the Bad Movie Drinky Drinky which happens to be the same weekend as a party that ended with us spraying Shaving Cream all over some random person’s apartment.

Fangasm

Jitterbug spends the final moments of the show alone to go over the Talkingship Poll and Either/Or from a couple of weeks back. 

Either/Or – The Godfather OR The Godfather 2

Poll – Best Christmas Present : Porn, Video Game, Blu Rays, Gift Certificate, Beer of the Month Club

During the Fan of the Week discussion I discuss Kiddiepool’s new blog at http://c0mcomm.blogspot.com/

 

        

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Talkingship Episode # 66 – Anal Beads and Man Crushes

Nerves abandons the ship so Jitterbug had to run out and scoop up a second mate from the shitty seas we sail through.  We invite an old friend, Matt Hedinger, to join the show for this week’s debauchery.  Matt is a Youth Minister from Miami, so you KNOW this is going to get interesting!

Beer of the Week: Sierra Nevada’s Celebration Ale

Talkingship History Lesson – Hedinger tells a classic story from a new perspective.  He tells us what the fireworks fight looked like from the Square’s point of view.

Video Vault

·      More Ghostbusters 3 details

·      Zombieland vs Shaun of the Dead

·      Chips the Movie

·      Buck Rogers movie adapted by Frank Miller

·      Bioshock Movie

·      Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies the MOVIE

·      Akira the Movie

·      Quantum Leap and man crushing

·      The Top Ten Horror Moments in the past decade

·      The Hobbit’s returning actors

EITHER/OR – Blues Brothers OR Blazing Saddles

News From the Mainland

Story 1 – Man beats wife for not helping him shovel snow.

Story 2 – Jury acquits a man for being blind.

Story 3 – Sex Change Ski Permit

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Artist: Brain Failure

Song: That’s What I Know

Album: Give ‘Em The Boot 3

EITHER/OR – Queen OR Bruce Springsteen

Closing Song

One Vision by Queen

 

        

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Talkingship Episode # 65 – Kicking This Bitch Off The Ship!

This is the last episode before Nerves heads out to Europe!  Come aboard and help us say goodbye!

Beer of the Week

Young’s Chocolate Stout and Guiness

Video Vault

Jonah Hex and Megan Fox

Kristen Stewart nude

Pamela Anderson’s Boobs

Steven Seagal Sucks

Cloverfield 2 and Eli Roth

Our BluRay Christmas Lists

Sofie Shole

MST3K on the 360

EITHER/OR: Tom Waits movies OR Meatloaf movies

Soundsystem

Nerves’ Pick

Artist: Walls of Jericho

Song: Unwanted Resistence

Album: The Bound Feed the Gagged

Nerves makes a BIG announcement about what he’s been up to!!

Jitterbug’s Pick

Artist: Beast

Song: Mr. Hurricane

Album: Mr. Hurricane Single

Talkingship History Lesson

Jitterbug tries to woo a girl with Slayer.

We skipped the Either Or from the Soundsystem so we circle back around to pick it up.

EITHER/OR: Bruce Willis’ album OR Steven Seagal’s album

News From The Mainland

Story One – Santa Claus has a brother

Story Two – Wreaths represent Jesus’ crown of thorns

Story Three – Scotland celebrates Christmas late

Fangasm

Nerves talks a little about his trip to Europe, then asks for some feedback about the Open Mic Night.  We announce the TS Fan of the Week and discuss last week’s either/or and poll.

This week’s Either/Or is Snow for Xmas or NO Snow for Xmas

Poll = Best Christmas Movie: Miracle on 34^th, It’s a Wonderful Life, Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story, Bad Santa, A Christmas Carol.

 

        

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This week we spend some time looking back at some of our favorite skits.  Then for the second half, Nerves spends some time with Seemore Perspective during the very first edition of the TS Open Mic Night!

        

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Talkingship Episode # 64 – Sucking Big Balls

Why not start things this week with some talk about giant, freakish balls?  Sounds like another regular show to me!  We’re ready to roll with the sixty fourth trip out into these dirty waters!  Get your slip and slide ready, we’re ready to go.

Beer of the Day

Rolling Rock (and somehow this turns into a discussion about Thanksgiving being the greatest holiday of the year and toilet paper that puts your finger into your asshole.)

Video Vault

·      V

·      New Moon ahite

·      Percy Jackson and the Olympians

·      Underworld 4

·      Repo Girl

·      Little Fockers

·      Uwe Boll’s Far Cry

·      Jack Ass 3D

·      Star Trek 2 KHANNNNnnnn

EITHER/OR – Pulp Fiction OR Empire Strikes Back

Playing With Ourselves

We discuss the Xbox Party Netflix system. 

EITHER/OR – Mario OR Metroid

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Artist: Jamie Cullum

Song: All At Sea

Album: Twentysomething

Nerves’ Pick

Artist: Phish

Song: Backwards Down the Number Line

Album: Joy

EITHER/OR: 80’s Metal OR 70’s Classic Rock

Talkingship History Lesson

We go over the either or and poll from last week

Either/Or – Empire OR Pulp

Poll – Best Scorsese Movie (Goodfellas, Gangs of New York, Casino, The Departed, Raging Bull, Last Waltz, Taxi Driver)

Closing Song

Band: The Beatles

Song: When I’m Sixty Four

Album: Sgt Pepper’s

        

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Talkingship Episode # 63 – Shitting on Al-Qaeda

We start with the most juvenile skit in TS history (and that’s saying a lot.)  Then its on to what you came for! 

Beer of the Day

Laquinta’s Czech Pils

Video Vault

·      Enter the Dragon remake?

·      F13 part 2 will be it for the series?  Yeah right.

·      Rambo 5 script redone

·      Fright Night Remake

·      Dane Cook as the Roddler

·      Oldboy news

EITHER/OR – Battle of the Rays!

News From the Mainland

Nerves serves up three music related nuggets of bullshit.  Then Nerves and Jitterbug get into a fight about whether or not Nerves’ NFTM was fair.  You decide!

Davy Jones Locker

The worst card trick in history.

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Pink Floyd

Song: Interstellar Overdrive

Album: London 67/68

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Bunky and Jake

Song: Cadillac Bleu

Album: L.A.M.F.

EITHER/OR: Battle of the Doctors!

Talkingship History Lesson

The Pink Floyd LSD Light Show story.

Fangasm

We go over all the old bullshit and get into some new shits.  Bitches.

Either/Or – Punks OR Hippies

Poll – Where is Nerves going to have the most fun on his honeymoon.  Edinborough, Paris, London, Amsterdam, Munich

Closing Song

Band: Gwar

Song: Sick of You

        

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Talkingship Episode # 62 – Jimmy Dick Fingers and the Sleepwalking Nympho

            First there were the Goodfellas, and now there’s the new follow-up all about the exploits of Jimmy and his crazy Dick Fingers!  Then we’re on to greener pastures.  We hit up all the regular segments this week!

Beer of the Week

Oskar Blues’ Gordon

News From the Mainland

Story One – Sleepwalking artist

Story Two – Sleepwalking nympho

Story Three – Sleepwalking Hunter

Video Vault

·      Kick-Ass website

·      High Fidelity Writer and Director team up again

·      Star Trek fun fact

·      Scream 4 – 5 – and 6?!

·      Puss in Boots

·      Roger Rabbit 2?

EITHER/OR – Disney or Japanimation

Playing With Ourselves

Jitterbug picked up Borderlands and gives you the low down.  Everything from the graphics to the addictive nature of loot, we cover it all.

EITHER/OR – FPS OR RTS

Talkingship History Lesson

Did Nerves almost become an Australian?

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Yo La Tengo

Song: Periodically Double or Triple

Album: Popular Songs

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Leftover Salmon and Cracker

Song: Ms. Santa Cruz County

Album: Oh Cracker Where Art Thou?

EITHER/OR: Phish everything OR Dead studio albums

Fangasm

We review last week’s topics and go over some new stuff.

New Poll – Best Thanksgiving Side Dish

Either/Or – Lord of the Rings OR Harry Potter

Closing Song

Band: The New Pornographers

Song: The Spirit of Giving

Album: Challengers

 

        

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Talkingship Episde # 61 – Delicious Butt Sausages

We start things off with the weirdest skit we’ve ever done.  Love it or hate it, I promise you won’t forget it. 

Beer of the Week

Hobgoblin Brew and stories about the Herot

Playing With Ourselves

Nerves and Jitterbug took part is a 24 hour gaming marathon called Extra Life and they go over everything that went on during those long, long hours. 

EITHER/OR: Downloadable Games OR Disc Based Games

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Kings of Leon

Song: Molly’s Chambers (Live)

Album: Day Old Belgium Blues

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Snuff

Song: Arsehole

Album: Fat Music Vol 3 – Physical Fatness

EITHER/OR: Layne Staley OR Shannon Hoon (zombies & in their prime)

Video Vault

·      MIB3 happening with or without Will Smith!

·      New Mad Max Movie without Mel Gibson

·      Ghostbusters 3 with 4 new Ghostbusters!

·      Drag Me To Hell

·      Alien Prequel plot

EITHER/OR: Killer Insects OR Killer Fish

Fangasm

We review last week’s poll and either/or.  The we announce the new ones and reveal our Talkingship Employee of the month!

New Poll: Most Fearsome Pest? Cockroaches. Squirrels, Rats, Possums, Raccoons, Spiders, or Muttonchop’s Pick!

New Either/Or: Halloween OR Thanksgiving

Talkingship History Lesson

Our scary Candyman story.

Closing Song

Band: The Misfits

Song: Halloween

        

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Hijack Preview
WTF?!
Talkingship has sunk!!  Jitterbug has fallen overboard and Nerves scrambles to find a solution this episode.  Luckily, The Comish was hanging out and stepped in to Hijack the show this week.  He introduces his new semi-regular mid week music show!  So sit back and enjoy some Punk music!!

        

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TalkingshipEpisode # 60 – Bum Cum Balloon Boy

We check in with the Balloon Boy to seejust why he climbed into that weather balloon in the first place.  Then we spend a little time pluggingthe Extra Life event before going off the rail with some Bum Cum talk.

Beerof the Week BearRepublic Hop Rod Rye AND Bud Light Golden Wheat

VideoVault

·     Saw7 and 8

·     Frankenweenie

·     TexasChainsaw Massacre IN THE CITY

·     MST3Kon the Xbox 360’s Netflix Instant Watch

·     ThisAmerican Life / Zack Galifinakas / Sex Drive / Carver / Behind the Mask / AlienNation / They Live

·     TheHobbit Script is finished

·     Jitterbug’sBond Idea

·     SamRaimi’s World of Warcraft movie

·     BrianSinger makes another X-Men movie

·     Ghostbusters3 is going to happen

·     Nervessaw Zombieland

·     Venommovie

EITHER/OR: Bond OR Rambo

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Jay-Z

Song: Empire State of Mind

Album: The Blueprint 3

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Jenny Owen Youngs

Song: Fuck Was I

Album: Batten the Hatches

EITHER/OR : Country OR New Age

NewsFrom the Mainland

Story 1 – Pastor lies about cheating onhis wife

Story 2 – Guy cuts off his nutsack toprove he loves his wife

Story 3 – A Burglar killed a guy’s fishand took his cat

Fangasm

We review the previous week’s Either/Orand Poll.  Then we announce the newones.

EITHER/OR – Thrillers or Slashers

POLL – Best Horror Movie Weapon Chainsaw,Butcher Knife, Machete, Glove Knives, Teeth, Other

ClosingSong

Some New Age stuff about buttholes andwangs.

        

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Talkingship Episode # 59 – Wang is Fucking Awesome

No skit this week.  We plow right into the thick of it because we have a LOT of shit to shoot this week.

Beer of the Week

Alaskan Brewing Amber Ale

News From the Mainland

Story # 1 – St Lupulin, king of beers.

Story # 2 – Japanese Kids Drink Beer

Story # 3 – British Beerocracy

Video Vault

A new Predator movie!

Original Films

Comic book movies

Ilsa the Wicked Warden

It’s Alive remake

Are kid’s movies more progressive then adult movies?

A new Vacation flick

Kevin Smith sells out

Life of Brian bonus material

EITHER/OR: Wang or Woo

Sounsystem

Pubes in our pop filters

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Minor Threat

Song: Straight Edge

Album: Minor Threat

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Band of Horses

Song: Is There a Ghost

Album: Cease to Begin

EITHER/OR: Minor Threat OR Black Flag

BONUS EITHER/OR: Fugazi OR Rollins Band

Fangasm

We discuss the previous Either/Or and Poll and then get into the new ones.

Either/Or: Psycho OR The Birds

The New Poll: Favorite Halloween Candy

Talkingship Fan of the Week!  Listen in to hear who wins.

The first ever Talkingship Distress Signal!  Help us find our missing fan.

Nerves has a special message for his half-brother.

Talkingship History Lesson

We tell the story about the time Nerves hit Jitterbug in the eyeball with a Nerf dart while he was on the phone with the owners of our company.

Closing Song: It’s a secret.  Listen in.

 

        

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Here it is!  The final episode of the Talkingship Gameclub ODST.  We reveal all the secrets we've discovered in the game and spoil everything for you.  That's right, this is a SPOILER edition of the gameclub, so if you haven't played through the game yet and don't want to know the ending, then DON'T listen!  Otherwise, enjoy the third and final round.

        

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Talkingship Episode # 58 – FIBeDy Fabatastic!

George Lucas and Steven Spielberg hash out a plan for the greatest pile of shit in movie history.  Then its off for the 58^th trip into these dirty waters. 

Beer of the Week

The Haymaker from Bridgeport Brewing Company

Beer Fact

Oktoberfest stats for 2009 and iPhone apps!

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/09/oktoberfest_2009.html

Video Vault

·      A Ramones movie might happen

·      This Is It

·      ‘V’ the Series

·      The Terminator Franchise

·      Halloween 3D

·      Resident Evil 4 Afterlife

·      3D Movies and 3D TVs

·      Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

EITHER/OR: HDTV or 3DTV

News From The Mainland

Story 1 – Australian beaver commercial

Story 2 – Tampon applicator gets used and ABUSED

Story 3 – Vincent Salvatore is connected to the mob

Talkingship History Lesson

This is the single biggest TS deviation in history.  Jitterbug tells us about the worst drug experience of his life.  Please forgive us this short departure, we’ll get back to the dick jokes real quick.

Soundsystem

Before we get started, Jitterbug has to express some frustration with Rolling Stone over their list of the 500 Best Albums of All Time list.

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Arcade Fire

Song: Wake Up

Album: Funeral

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Five Iron Frenzy

Song: Rhubarb Pie

Album: The Cheesus of Nazareth

EITHER/OR: Sex OR Music

Fangasm

EITHER/OR: Critters OR Puppet Master

NEW POLL: Greatest Horror Franhise

Fan of the Week – Listen in to find out who wins

Employee of the Month – Listen in to find out who wins

Closing Song

Band: Katzenjammer

Song: Play My Darling

Album: Le Pop

        

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Jitterbug and Nerve get together with Sugarfree, Roper, and Fisherman for the second edition of the ODST Gameclub.  The audio this round is a bit rough, and I'm sorry about that.  We'll try to get things fixed for next week. 

This time around we spend some time talking about the first half of the storyline.  Then we delve into Firefight as well as our hopes for the upcoming Halo Reach game. 

        

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Talkingship Episode # 57 – Dog Cock

We re-imagine Gremlins to get things started before we move on to the latest installment of the greatest podcast in known history! 

Beer of the Week

Bear Republic’s Red Rocket Ale

News From the Mainland

Story 1 – Halo fans riot at a Walmart in Billings, Montana when the game sell out early.

Story 2 – A man shoots himself in the head while trying to teach his girlfriend how to handle the safety mechanisms on several guns.

Story 3 – A teenager was shot in the face but his braces saved his life.

Soundsystem

We debate Pearl Jam’s decision to cover their independent label with an RIAA company.  Then we announce a new Talkingship Mini-Show called Open Mic Night. 

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Devil In A Woodpile

Song: Big Boat

Album: Division Street

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: The Kills

Song: Sour Cherry

Album: Midnight Boom

EITHER/OR: Chris Cornell OR Eddie Vedder

Video Vault

·      Brian Singer is taking on a new Battlestar Galactica movie.

·      Will Ferrel and Adam McKay’s The Other Guys

·      Couples Retreat

·      The Highlanders remake

Nerves watched Citizen Kane and is iffy on it.  He also watched the Waco movie that Jitterbug featured a few shows back as well as JCVD!

Jean Claude Van Dam OR Steven Seagal

Fangasm

The New Either/Or – COD OR Halo

The New Poll – The best Van Dam movie

We announce the new Talkingship Crew Members and their new nicknames!  We hope they don’t get pissed.

Closing Song

Band: The Righs

Song: I Hope I Never See You Again

Album: The Rivers Run Deep

        

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Jitterbug and Nerves team up with some buddies (Sugarfree from The Post Game Report, The Fisherman from the Sportscast, and Roper from The Hunting Lodge) to discuss the new Halo ODST.  This episode they talk about their first impressions of the game and what experience they have had with it in the first hour of playing.

        

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Talkingship Episode # 56 – Like A Virgin

Are the boys back?  Things start off a little differently, and the guys don’t sound like themselves!  But things quickly get back on course as we usher in the new format of Talkingship.  And by new, we mean, pretty much the same.  The fans have spoken and we listened.  We’re not going to fuck with too much about the show, but we are going to try and increase the quality of the content that we bring each week.

Beer of the Week

Big Sky Brewing – Bobo’s Robust Porter

Talkingship History Lesson

The Legend of Senor Giggles.

Video Vault

We have changed this segment to make it more interesting for the listeners.   We discuss various upcoming movies.

·      X-Men First Class

·      Batman 3 w/ the Joker?

·      The Green Hornet and Nick Cage / Christopher Waltz

·      Kick-Ass Clips

·      I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

EITHER/OR: Horror OR Sci-Fi

Soundsystem

·      Pavement Reunites

·      Nerves Hates Livenation

·      Kiss is Back!

·      Vampire Weekend’s New Album

·      Butthole Surfers Concert

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Goatwhore

Song: Apocalyptic Haven

Album: Carving Out The Eyes Of God

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Austrian Death Machine

Song: Hello California/Get To The Choppa

Album: Total Brutal

EITHER/OR: Dropkick Murphy’s OR Murphy’s Law

News From The Mainland

We explain the new rules for News From The Mainland. It is Nerves’ job to figure out which of the following stories is a lie.

Story 1 is about a girl killing an alligator.

Story 2 features a group of angry Bears Fans.

Story 3 tells the story of a man who sold his father’s car for $50 worth of Crack Cocaine.

Fangasm

Previous Either Or : T or A

New Poll : Favorite Star Wars Movie

New Either Or : Thundercats OR He-Man

Talkingship Fan of the Week: The Sovolas

Closing Song

Band: Bob Dylan

Song: It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue

Album: No Direction Home

        

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Talkingship Episode # 55 – KY and Smelling Salts

This is the final episode of the OLD Talkingship.  From this point forward the ship is going to change.  You’d better be ready!  We also talk about Nerves’ wedding, where we’ve been the past few weeks, and what we need YOU to do to help us with the new ship.

Beer of the Day: Guiness 250^th

Soundsystem

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Between the Buried and Me

Song: Foam Born : The Back Tracks

Album: Colors

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: De La Soul

Song: Tread Water

Album: Three Feet and Rising

EITHER/OR: Sugar Hill or Cypress Hill

Playing With Ourselves

Nerves picked up the new Beatles Rock Band, Fight Night 4, Fat Princess, Batman Arkham Asylum and a couple other games.  He wants to discuss it all.  We also talk about Halo ODST and a new Talkingship Podcast Game Club that we are going to start with this game.

EITHER/OR: Fat Princess OR Little Big Planet

We have some more discussion about Metroid Prime and Super Mario Brothers.

Video Vault

We have a quick video vault with Inglorious Basterds and then go into a Bad Movie Drinky Drinky for The Telling.

Bad Movie Drinky Drinky

The Telling

Drinkability: 1

Nerves: 1

Jitterbug: 1

Cheesability: 1.75

Nerves: 1

Jitterbug 2.5

Nudity: 2

Nerves: 1

Jitterbug: 3

        

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Talkingship Episode # 54 – Get Meatwadded

Meatwad hits the bar and discovers the true path to manhood.  Then its off to another trip through some dirty waters with your favorite shipmates!  And keep in mind that you can always tell when Nerves is drunk by how belligerent he gets, then the first second of the actual show will make more sense!

Random Ship

What dead animal is too big to put into the trash?

Beer of the Day

Bitburger

Beer Fact

How popular is beer?

News From the Mainland

Women and guns ; Wrecking ball ; Victim’s and Suspects ; Inventing the Butter knife ; The oldest bartender ; Aggressive Umpire ; Polish escape plan

Soundsystem

Jitterbug rocks the boat by giving us a sample of the band Lightning Dust and then gets into the real Soundsystem.

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Sufjan Stevens

Song: Chicago

Album: Come On Feel The Illinoise

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Reverend Payton’s Big Damn Band

Song: DT’s Or the Devil

Album: The Whole Fam Damily

EITHER/OR: Soundgarden OR Alice In Chains

Video Vault

Jitterbug checked out Ponyo, More, and the Watchmen Blu-ray.  Nerves tells a story about his trip to Best Buy.

Trailer Trashing

We check out a bunch of trailers and tell you our thoughts: Avatar, The Lovely Bones, Where the Wild Things Are, I Sell the Dead, Ong Bak 2, Ninja Assassin, Inglorious Bastards, The Headless Woman, Tron 2, and Extract.

Then, Deadpool sent in a list of movies that are being remade.

EITHER/OR: Vampire movies OR Werewolf movies?

Talkingship Fan Of The Week: The Chupacabro

Talkingship History Lesson: Wrapping Nerves’ Car

Closing Song

Band: Okkervil River

Song: Unless It Kicks

Album: The Stage Names

        

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Talkingship Episode # 53 - Ghonasyphaherpalaids

Obama’s Deadly Death Squad strikes again!  Nerves and Jitterbug are together again for their 53^rd trip out to sea.  I hope you’re sitting down, cause we’re bringing it this week.

Soundsystem

Nerves went to the Warped Tour and tells us what bands he saw.

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Reverend Horton Heat

Song: Marijuana

Album: Smoke ‘em If You’ve Got ‘em

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Seemore Perspective

Song: Summertime Hiphop Barbeque Jam For The World

Album: First Impression

EITHER/OR: Queens of the Stone Age Question.  Nick Olivery OR Mark Lahnegan

Playing With Ourselves

Nerves picked up the Reservoir Game that he said a couple weeks ago that he wished someone would make.  Turns out they DID make it, and Nerves hates it.  Jitterbug regales us with another tale of Warcreft as well as Gemcraft Chapter Zero.

EITHER/OR: Most Offensive Game? Animal Fighting OR Date Rape

Video Vault

Jitterbug watched La Valle and hated it, and he also watched Into The Wild, which he loved.  Nerves wasted his time with Good Luck Chuck.

EITHER/OR: A new season of Venture Brothers OR a new season of Chapelle’s Show.

Random Ship – Palahnuik OR Bukowski

Then Nerves begs for money.

News From the Mainland

Jitterbug gloats about the Vick deal ; Who died ; Don’t Shit in Cuba ; Two stories about Jay ; Finger Biter ; Fat folds of holding ; Accupuncture for Fishies ; The UK Hates Beer.

Davy Jones’ Locker

See if you can understand Nerves’ DJL this week, because it befuddles Jitterbug.  He tries to tell a story about how weird it is that we weren’t able to find a plane… Not sure where he was going with this one.

Talkingship Fan of the Week

Undead Dog!

BIG Talkingship Announcement

Closing Song

Band: Faith No More

Song: Das Shuzenfest

Album: Songs to Make Love to

 

 

        

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Talkingship Soundsystem B-Sides
Episode # 3
Jitterbug = Arcade Fire – Keep the Car Running (Neon Bible)
ARCADE FIRE – Come from Montreal, Quebec, and features a husband and wife team.  They won a ton of awards for their first album, Funeral, as well as for their follow-up, Neon Bible. 
THIS TIME – Antichrist Television Blues
Nerves = Jon Langford – Nashville Radio (Nashville Radio Companion)
JON LANGFORD – Appeared in episode 223 of This American Life.  The episode was called Classified and it talked about how Jon created a band in a single day by using the classified ads to find band mates.  They recorded one song, a remake of Elton John’s Rocket Man
THIS TIME – Dollar Dress
Episode # 6
Jitterbug – Dr. Dog – Hang On (Fate)
DR. DOG – Called Psychedelic Rock.  Their first album was called Psychedelic Swamp, and they have had 4 more albums since then, the most recent being my favorite, Fate.
THIS TIME – The Breeze
THE LOST EPISODE
Nerves – American Wedding (Super Taranta)
GOGOL BORDELLO – Tim’s soon to be wife introduced us to this band.  They put on one of the greatest live shows on earth. 
THIS TIME – Wanderlust King
Episode # 17
Jitterbug – Robert Bradley – California (Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise)
ROBERT BRADLEY – This song is the reason I am excited to be doing a Best of Soundsystem Show!
THIS TIME – Comin’ Down
Episode # 19
Jitterbug – Katzenjammer – A Bar In Amsterdam
KATZENJAMMER – From Oslo, Norway, and little did we know that we have a lot of fans in Norway! 
THIS TIME – To The Sea
Episode # 32
Nerves – Frank Zappa – Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow (Apostrophe)
THIS TIME – Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow & Nanook Rubs It In.
Episode # 41
Nerves – Murphy’s Law – Crucial BBQ (the Best of Times)
THIS TIME – The Best of Times
Jitterbug – Secret Machines – Lightning Blue Eyes (Ten Silver Drops)
THIS TIME – Now Here Again (Now Here Is Nowhere)
Episode # 43
Jitterbug – Rocket From The Crypt – Used (Scream, Dracula, Scream)
THIS TIME – On A Rope
Episode # 50
Nerves – Clutch – Sleestack Lightning (Strange Cousins From the West)
THIS TIME – 50,000 Unstoppable Watts
Episode # 52
Nerves – Wolfmother – Joker and the Thief (Wolfmother)
THIS TIME – Woman
The Soundsystem Songs!
Blood In Blood Out – Alone
Operation Ivy – Sound System
Middle Rythym Section – Ragamuffin
Pouso - Naturally

        

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Talkingship Episode # 52 – Balls Through the Slat
Rusty Kuntz introduces us to the producer of the Disney Channel’s Goofy Show.  They have some clips of that half-dog/half-man bastard.  Then its back to the regular show you came here for.  Jitterbug spent some time in New Mexico last week and tells us about an odd, pissing experience in the desert.
Beer of the Day: Wattou Triple
Beer Fact: Bottled Water vs Bottled Beer
Fan of the Week: Mediocre_George
Product Review: Quilted Northern Triple Ply
Message in a Bottle: Videogames into Movies and vice versa
Video Vault: Nerves saw Funny People and tells us what he thought.  Jitterbug watched a couple of movies: Waco – Rules of Engagement & Bukowski – Born Into This.
EITHER/OR: Horror Movies of the 70’s OR 80’s
Then we experience technical difficulties and a giant insect attacks us. 
News From the Mainland: Celebrated their robbery too quickly ; The Burning Man Trips ; God Cries When You Show Him Your Titties ; Weiner Mobile Accident ; Vibrating Panties Overload ; India’s Skinny Rugby Team ; Balls Through the Slat
Talkingship’s Super Secret News Contest – Listen for details
Soundsystem:
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Wolfmother
Song: Joker and the Thief
Album: Wolfmother
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Ali Farka Toure
Song: Erdi
Album: Savane
EITHER/OR: Most important member of a band?

        

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Talkingship Episode # 51 – Suck My Dog’s Dick
We start things off with a warning about the dangers of Gay Marriage.  Then we realize that this is our 1 year anniversary show!  Come along for another ride on the ship!
Beer of the Day: Victory Brewing’s Twelve
Beer Fact: The Beer Tasting Challenge
Soundsystem
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Volbeat
Song: Sad Man’s Tongue
Album: Rock the Rebel / Metal the Devil
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Wesley Willis
Song: Suck My Dog’s Dick
Album: ???
EITHER/OR: Gay Concert Question.
Playing With Ourselves: We talk about the recent Talkingship Gamer Night and then get into some of the games we have been wasting our time with recently.  Nerves picked up a couple DS games, Rhythm Heaven and Professor Layton and the Curious Village.  He also downloaded a 360 arcade title called Splosion Man.  Jitterbug gives us a WoW update and then reviews Wolverine.
EITHER/OR: Vertigo vs Konami OR Dark Horse vs Tecmo
Video Vault: Nerves picked up Robot Chicken Episode # 2.  Then we go on a diatribe about the Star Wars movies and Jitterbug expresses his full hatred of Episode 3.  Nerves also picked up The Watchmen, but he gives us a warning about it.  Jitterbug gives us a quick review of Push and then expresses his utter love of JCVD.
EITHER/OR: Family Guy OR South Park
News From the Mainland: Here, have a free landmine ; Chainsaw Mountain Lion Fight ; Bouquet Crash
Talkingship History Lesson: Wahala beach stories, including the Bird Massacre and the Football-To-The-Kid’s-Head story.

        

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Talkingship Episode # 50 – Diddling Ourselves With Your Twitters
Sigfried and Roy are BACK and back on top.  Make sure to check out their newest show at the Mirage, Tempting Fate!  Jitterbug and Nerves come back to shore and hit Lefthand Brewery to celebrate their 50th episode. 
Beer of the Day: We start at Lefthand with some Milk Stout, but later we start drinking Dogfish Head Brewery’s 90 Minute IPA
Beer Fact: New Jersey Turnpike Beers
BIG Question:  One Beer for the rest of your life.  What is it?
News From the Mainland: Hamper pisser ; Expensive Cigs ; Cheap Whores ; Entrapment ; Labeled Awesome ; Truck Preserver ; Hitchhiker’s Luck ; Pop Goes The Germans ; Fire Alarm
Talkingship History Lesson : Running from the cops to go shake the camper.
Video Vault : Jitterbug gives us his review of Let the Right One In.  Nerves gives us the lowdown on Fanboys.
EITHER/OR : Interview With A Vampire OR Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Talkingship History Lesson : The LYFD Car stories and some extra stuff about Ingrid, the Baptist Pastor’s daughter
Soundsystem:
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: Chris Pierce
Song: Wishbone
Album: Static Trampoline
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Clutch
Song: Sleestack Lighting
Album: Strange Cousins From the West
EITHER/OR : Chris Cornell OR Chris Robinson
Fan of the Week: Deadpoolskye
Final Decision:  Is this the END of Talkingship?
Closing Song:
Band: Devil In A Woodpile
Song: Big Boat
Album: Division Street

        

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Talkingship Episode # 49 Bums and Monkey and Squirrels OH SHIT!
We take a trip down memory lane with the Silver Boys!  Jimmy Stewart, Bob Dylan, Marlon Brando, and Wilford Brimley show us what it means to be TRUE best buds.  Then Jitterbug and Nerves head down another piss yellow brick road to bring you more debauchery minus the midgets (for the most part.)
Beer of the Day: Kona Brewery’s Fire Rock Pale Ale
Beer Fact: Clarifying Agents
News From the Mainland: Gay Exorcisms ; Cell Phone Thieves ; Old Man Beat Down ; Monkeys on the loose ; Atheist Game Show ; Tits at the BBQ update ; The devil attacks.
Soundsystem:  News on Alice in Chains being back together.
Jitterbug’s Pick
Band: The Avett Brothers
Song: Murder in the City
Album: The Second Gleam
Nerves’ Pick
Band: Nailbomb
Song: Wasting Away
Album: Point Blank
EITHER/OR: Slam OR Hip Hop Hooray
Random Ship: The acid tripping Fuck It Up incident
Davy Jones’ Locker:  Jet bombed
Video Vault: Nerves watched the final Blind Melon show that was filmed at the Metro.  Jitterbug gushes over Sealab 2021 and Harry Goz.
EITHER/OR: Kill Bill 1 OR 2
Playing With Ourselves: Nerves has signed up with Mafia Wars and Jitterbug says its just a gaming version of a chain letter.  And we announce the next Talkingship Game Night on Friday the 17th at 8:00 eastern we will be playing Rockband 2.
Talkingship Fan of the Week: Cam Dog
Closing Song
Song: Mojo
Band: Peeping Tom
Album: Peeping Tom