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Talkingship Episode # 99 – One Last Hurrah

The boys are back on the ship for the very last time – at least in the current format.  Nerves is the captain, but Jitterbug has jumped ship and wasn’t able to record in person, so this week they are skyping the show. 

Beer of the Week: Jitterbug is pulling a Farva by drinking a Rum and Coke, and Nerves is trying out a friend’s home brew. 

Bad Movie Drinky Drinky: Battlefield Earth Edward 40 Hands

Soundsystem: Artist – John Prine / Song – Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore / Either/Or: Which Ramones’ Bassist is your favorite?

Playing With Ourselves: Nerves beat Alan Wake and gives us a review.  We talk about the Borderlands DLC, Claptrap’s Robot Revolution.  Nerves finally beat Halo for the first time ever! Nerves is also excited about Mcgee’s next Alice game and Rockband 3.  Then we discuss the Move vs Kinect issue again.  Either/Or: Halo OR Modern Warfare

Video Vault:  Jitterbug reviews Freestyle – The Art of Rhyme.  Nerves watched Rob Zombie’s cartoon about Mexican Wrestlers.  Jitterbug and his wife have been watching Spartacus Blood and Sand and The Tudors.  Either/Or:  Churchill OR Goebbels biopic.

Closing Song: Artist: The Cat Empire / Song: No Longer There / Album: So Many Nights

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Talkingship Episode # 84 – You Broke My Heart!

New Skit – McGrizzly, Goofy, and Detective Chang

Beer of the Week

It’s Whiskey Night!  We’re drinking whiskey, which means things are going to get ugly.

Talkingship History Lesson

A whiskey / Rancid story

Video Vault
Whiskey and Rancid / Video Vault / Machete release date / Another Jim Morrison movie / Joss Whedon and Captain America / Thor and Captain America in Iron Man 2 / Seth McFarlane movie 
Talkingship’s review of Kick-Ass
Talkingship’s review of Milk and we select the next DVD pick

Monty Python’s Almost The TruthEither/Or : Apocolypse Now OR Platoon

SoundSystem

Band: Titus Andronicus

Song: Titus Andronicus Forever

Album: The Monitor

Skit Rerun : There’s A Bee In this Beer!

Playing With Ourselves

CODMW2 Map Pack Issue

Fangasm

Either/Or : Kick-Ass OR The Watchmen

Poll: Video Game that SHOULD be a Movie (Mass Effect / Uncharted / Halo / Grand Theft Auto / Left 4 Dead / Fallout / Metal Gear / Modern Warfare)

Closing Song

Band: Pavement (For YOU, Comish!)

Song: We Dance

Album: Wowee Zowee

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Talkingship Episode # 83 – Sorry About Your Face

New Skit – JerkinGerkinItis

Beer of the Week

Bridgeport’s Hop Czar

Talkingship Rating: 7.5 of 11

Video Vault

Nerves saw The Last King of Scotland and we discuss it.  Then we move on to discuss the relevance of Forest Whitaker’s penis and the Kick-Ass movie.  Next, we rage a bit about Robert Pattison being considered for Kurt Cobain before somehow getting into a Bad News Bears conversation.  Finally we debate whether or not the new Nightmare on Elm Street is going to be any good.

Talkingship Community Movie Review: Milk

Either/Or: Rolling Stones movie OR Grateful Dead movie

Skit Rerun: Re-Tar-Ted

Soundsystem

Band: Life, Sex, and Death

Song: Fuckin’ Shit Ass

Album: Silent Majority

Either/Or: The Worms OR The Blue Meanies

Playing With Ourselves

We talk about our Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 gamernight.  It turns out that Nerves actually DID have a bit of a breakdown that none of us heard!  His wife comes on to explain what happened.

PS3 Gamernight Announced!

Either/Or: A New Playstation Network OR Next Gen PS Console

Sony Fanboys, cover your ears because we have a nice little Xbot rant.

Closing Song

Band: The Black Keys

Song: I Cry Alone

Album: Thickfreakness

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Talkingship Episode # 82 – Now That’s What I Call Satan

Satan Approves!!!  The makers of the Now That’s What I Call Music series bring you their newest edition!  Then we get into our preperation plans for the Talkingship Gamer Night / Bad Movie Drinky Drinky.

Beer of the Week:

Tiger – 3 of 11 on the ship scale

Skit Rerun # 1 – Koperzinski’s Sex Ed

Talkingship History Lesson

The history behind the legend of Mr. Koperzinski, then we try out some Big League Chew.

Playing With Ourselves

We continue with the Way-Back-Candy-Machine and eat some Fun Dip.  Then we talk about how Jitterbug is addicted to Just Cause 2.  Nerves says that he is going to try his best to be a good sport while playing COD MW2 in the gamer night, but no one believes him.

Either/Or: Importing Mario Bros OR Zelda to a new system

Skit Rerun # 2 – McGrizzly the Crime Bear

Soundsystem

Band: Neutral Milk Hotel

Song: In An Aeroplane Over The Sea

Album: In An Aeroplane Over The Sea

Either/Or: Peter Gabriel OR David Byrne

Skit Rerun # 3 – Comrade

Fangasm

Either/Or – Blondes OR Brunettes

Poll: Favorite Muppet – Kermit / Gonzo / Fozie / Miss Piggy / Animal / Rolf / Beaker / Swedish Chef

Then we announce the Fan of the Week and Employee of the Week.

And finally, Nerves announces a contest!

Closing Song

Band: Gwar

Song: The Horror of Yig

Album: Scumdogs of the Universe

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Talkingship Episode # 81 – Kazoo Madness

Skit – God of War Puzzles

Jitterbug and Nerves gush over how much fun it is to be back this week.  But there is something being announced this week that is the biggest thing Talkingship has EVER announced (besides it being Jitterbug’s birthday.) 

Beer of the Week

Dogfish Head Brewery’s Old School

Talkingship Rating: 8 of 11

The Announcment: It is all preceded by Jitterbug trying to use a Kazoo.  And that nonsense lasts forever.  The big announcement is that Talkingship has opened their very own FORUMS!

Soundsystem

Band: Mumford and Sons

Song: Little Lion Man

Album: Sigh No More

EITHER/OR: Guitar Solos OR Drum Solos

Commercial – Kazoo Madness

News From The Mainland

Worst mother on earth / Teacher drunk at work / Zombie Cat / Palin in the news / Bainbridge CHUD problem – we send out our very own Talkingship Correspondent to check it out.

Playing with Ourselves

God of War 3 talk.  Then we remind everyone about the Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 gamer night.

Closing Song

Band: Beast

Song: Mr Hurricane

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Talkingship Episode # 80 – Dogs and Cats Living Together – MASS HYSTERIA!

Commercial – Dr. Dick Dunkel DDS

Jitterbug returns and throws a big fucking monkey wrench into the system.  After a quick commercial from Dr Dick Dunker DDS, we learn that everything you’ve come to know and love about Talkingship is changing!!  We’ve decided to make some serious changes to the show that we hope you’ll enjoy.

Commercial – Rambo’s Fish Sticks

Soundsystem

Band: Gil Scott-Heron

Song: Me and the Devil

Album: I’m New Here

EITHER/OR: A Clash album OR a Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros album?

News From the Mainland

Kid breaks into a store and uses the internet ; Nude gardening ; strange man in my bed ; Mario figure sells for $2600 ; Jimmy Stewart stops by to talk about the financial market.

Video Vault

Jitterbug and Nerves discuss The Hurt Locker, Up In The Air, Alice in Wonderland, and a couple older movies that we love.

EITHER/OR: Star Trek Generations OR Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones.

Playing With Ourselves

We love God of War 3.  Then we announce the Talkingship Gamer night for COD MW2 in which we all get to laugh at how terrible Nerves is at FPS games!

Closing Song

Band: Beirut

Song: Elephant Gun

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Talkingship Episode # 78 – Wooly Bear

Beer: Claymore Scotch Ale from Great Divide

Video Vault: Alice in Wonderland is impossible to get into at Imax

Woolybear talks about the unfortunate lack of Grump Old Man love

Nerves watches Orphan and tries not to spoil it

either or: A drama about Carrot Top or a Romantic Comedy about Hitler

Davey Jones Locker: REALLY bad heartburn

Woolybear has a sidestory about a not using your cellphone at the pump

Playing with ourselves: Nerves starts talking about God of War II and gets derailed

Is PS2 "Old School" 

Wooly's generosity with old systems

100 pin bowling vs. Wally-ball

God of War revisited

Wooly's lovin some Borderlands

The Thanksgiving Gears of War massacre

more MW2 gamer nite promises...it'll happen, I promise

Medal of Honor vs. Call of Duty

more random game talk

either or: Ms. Pac-man or Galaga

Fangasm: Bacon Beats out Sausage as best morning meat

Jizz Mopper is by far the worst job you could ever have

We show our age with an either or from way back: 8-track or cassette

The poll this week is deciding what the worst natural disaster is

1. Earthquake 2. Tsunami 3 Tornado

4. Volcanic Eruption 5. Avalanche 6. Hurricane

7. Sandstorm

end song: Old No. 8 song: Noah album: Dead Man's Hand

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Talkingship Episode # 77 – Marblecake Mop-Up

Nerves gets pissed that we aired his Marble Cake hijinks, but he’ll just have to get over it.  Episode 77 might be coming late, but it’s coming HARD, so sit back, relax, and enjoy.  We talk about how Earth is fucking us as well as our psycho website neighbors. 

Beer of the Day

The Bruery Orchard White Belgian Style Ale

9 out of 11 ships

Video Vault

·      Nerves watched Brokeback Mountain.  For real.  No joke, he really did.  But we extol the virtues (boobies) of the movie.

·      Hump Day

·      Crazy Heart review

·      Nerves wants to see She’s Out of My League / Jitterbug wants to see Hot Tub Time Machine

·      Black Dynamite review

·      Invention of Lying review

Either/Or : Baseball OR Football movies?

Soundsystem

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Acoustic Syndicate

Song:  Powderfinger

Album: Live From the Neighborhood

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Galactic

Song: Heart of Steel

Album: Ya-Ka-May

Either/Or: M.O.D. OR S.O.D.

Playing With Ourselves

Jitterbug gives us the downlow on the new Borderlands DLC : The Secret Armory of General Knoxx. 

Fangasm

Either/Or: Bacon OR Sausage

Poll: Worst Job : Garbage Man / Jizz Mopper / Retail Store Clerk / Shit Scooper / Fast Food

Closing Song

Band: Black Mountain

Song: Queens Will Play

Album: In the Future

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TalkingshipEpisode # 76 – The Sasscrotch

Jitterbug returns, somewhat fresh fromhis new baby adventure.  The PiscoKid struck again, and we’re drinking some Pisco Sours in his honor.  Then, Jitterbug tells the story of hisdaughter’s birth.

VideoVault

·     We’reexcited about Black Dynamite

·     Jitterbugfinally saw Zombieland

·     Upcomingcomic book movies

·     Clashof the Titans and God of War

·     ChristopherNolan is directing Inception

·     JamesCameron’s opinion on Terminator 5

·     Pre-VCRmovie watching

·     UltimateSpiderman Movie

·     NewMoon’s Stretch Armstrong

·     KurtCobain biopic

Either/Or: Zombie movies OR Serial Killermovies

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Artist: Sasquatch

Song: Rattlesnake Flake

Album: II

Nerves’ Pick

Artist: Mudhoney

Song: Hate the Police

Album: Superfuzz Big Muff

Either/Or: Alternative OR Rock

Fangasm

Jitterbug should have taken the show intoPlaying With Ourselves, because he regales us with endless Mass Effect love.

Either/Or: Jawas OR Tuskan Raiders

Poll: Alternative / Rock / Rap-Hip hop /Punk-Ska / Country / Blues / Metal

ClosingSong

Band: Dozer

Song: The Roof, The River, The Revolver

Album: Through the Eyes of Heathens

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Talkingship Episode # 75 – The Bug Has Been Smushed

Nerves heads up the show without Jitterbug this show!  He commandeers the vessel with his loose grip and steers us into uncharted waters with his wife, Maree, by his side. 

Beer of the Week

Lefthand Brewery’s Fade to Black Ale

Soundsystem

Nerve’s Pick

Band: Drive By Truckers

Song: 18 Wheels of Love

Album: Gangstabilly

Maree’s Pick

Band: Big D and the Kid’s Table

Song: Fluent in Stroll

Album: Warped Tour ‘09

EITHER/OR: Gogol Bordello OR Cat Empire

Video Vault

·      Weeds Season 1 – 5 and beyond

·      V and Firefly

·      Alice in Wonderland, Tim Burton, and Labyrinth

·      Jersey Shore

·      Toddlers in Tiaras

·      Gordon Ramsey

EITHER/OR: TV Shows OR Movies

Talkingship History Lesson

Nerves tells the story about his first date with Maree.

Fangasm

(EDIT – This is Jitterbug talking here.  I about shit my pants when Nerves said that JRR Tolkien invented elves.  Holy fucking mother of hell, Nerves.  WTF?!  No.  He did not invent elves.  Please direct any and all hatemail to nerves@talkingship.com.  Elves were around in Germanic Mythology long, long ago.)

Poll – Best Fantasy Author

Either/Or – Mouth or Vagina

Closing Song

Band: Reverend Horton Heat

Song: Love Whip

Album: Smoke ‘em If You’ve Got ‘em!

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Talkingship Episode # 74 – A Warm Bath, Loofa, and Some Antibiotics

No skit this week as we are recording this mere hours before the Superbowl starts!  No time for love, Dr Jones!  But we do have time to talk to my Mom.

Beer of the Day

More Boulevard Brewery goodness

News From the Mainland

I call 100% BULLSHIT on this NFTM!  Nerves gives us two bornign ass, non-funny stories during this edition, and I call total garbage on that!!

STORY ONE – Francis Bean Sings

STORY TWO – Fireman Poop Delivery System

STORY THREE – Lincoln Park Zoo movies

Playing With Ourselves

More Mass Effect talk, and we settle the score concerning CoD MW 2.  Nerves explains why he has decided not to buy the game!

EITHER/OR – Project Natal OR The Wii

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Eddie Vedder

Song: Rise

Album: Into the Wild

Nerves’ Pick

Band: The Bottle Rockets

Song: Sunday Sports

Album: The Brooklyn Side

EITHER/OR – Werewolves of London OR Bad Moon Rising

Video Vault

·      Weeds Season 5

·      World’s Greatest Dad

·      Robin Hood Trailer

·      Planet of the Apes Prequel

·      Marky Mark effect

·      Gremlins 3D

·      Daredevil Remake

·      Video Game Movies are going to be big!

Nerves pulls some shit and talks about Legally Blonde and Miss Congeniality.  Oi. 

EITHER/OR – Tango and Cash OR Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

Talkingship History Lesson

The long and twisted tale of Crazy Ray.

Fangasm

Either/Or – Basketball OR Baseball

Poll – Best Videogame Franchise: Mario Bros / Zelda / Metroid / Halo / Sonic / COD / Final Fantasy

Closing Song

Band: Mr. Bungle

Song: Goodbye Sober Day

Album: California

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Talkingship Episode # 73 – Doc Gets Stuck Into Our End

Have you ever wanted to be in the Guiness Book of World Records?  What if we were to tell you that you could get in right now?  For a small fee, we can send someone to your home to find out if you could be the next holder of the Masturbation title!

Video Vault

·      The Final Destination

·      The Expendables

·      Lindsey Lohan naked

·      Deadpool movie

·      Taken Part 2

·      The Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever

·      3D Porn

·      Miramax is Dead

·      Weird Al Movie

·      Mortal Kombat remake

EITHER/OR – Kevin Smith OR David Lynch

News From the Mainland

Story One – Pork better then Viagra

Story Two – Fishing for pigs

Story Three – Paddleboat Bum

Playing With Ourselves

We announce what game Nerves has to buy, and he’s none too happy about it.  Jitterbug reviews the new Borderlands DLC and has finally started playing the original Mass Effect. 

EITHER/OR – COD or WOW

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Aspects of Physics

Song: Level 3

Album: Marginalized Information Forms 3: Other

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Junkyard Empire

Song: Manifest

Album: Rebellion Politik

EITHER/OR: Scott Weiland OR Layne Staley

Fangasm

We do all the things we’re supposed to do during fangasm, EXCEPT announce the winner of the boobs vs vaginas Either/Or!  Which was boobs by the way.

Either/Or: Silly Putty OR Slinky

Poll: Best Kevin Smith Movie: Clerks / Mallrats / Chasing Amy / Dogma / Clerks 2 / Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Zack and Miri

Closing Song

Band: Bad Religion

Song: Leaders and Followers

Album: Clerks

(Stay tuned for our drunken debauchery with Doc from Sarcastic Gamer!)

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TalkingshipEpisode # 72 – Big Mangled Boobs

Jitterbug and Nerves are back to debatewhether or not they should bring toilet paper or paper towel, as well as a hostof other nonsense.  Theconversation quickly turns into a discussion about the female anatomy.  Sounds like it’s going to be a normalshow!

Beerof the Week – BoulevardBrewery Pale Ale

Soundsystem

We start by explaining what The RoyalTreatment is.  But then we get backinto the music talk.

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Real Estate

Song: Beach Comber

Album: Real Estate

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Madness

Song: Wings of a Dove

Album: 10 Things I Hate About You

EITHER/OR: Stevie Ray OR Buddy Holly

NewsFrom the Mainland

Nerves forces Jitterbug to eat someNicorette gum.  Yuck.  Then we get into the regular NFTM bit.

Story One – Playing catch with thenewborn

Story Two – Amniotic fluid ER

Story Three – Lesbian lovers and thedoctor and the baby

PlayingWith Ourselves

Mr T has a grill, and for some reason wediscuss that during our video games section.  The Nicorette gum fucked us up.  Then we debate the acting prowess of Mr T.  Then when we get into the game talk,Nerves tries to explain how his excuse isn’t an excuse and he whines a littlebit.  Nothing new there.  Jitterbug finished Bayonetta and givesyou his review.

Also, Jitterbug explains that his friendslist on Xbox Live is full, so you have to message him to get added.Jitbug333.  Nerves is known asAngry Hippie.

EITHER/OR – ET OR Shaq-Fu

VideoVault

Big mangled boobs makes anappearance!  And Nerves wants toknow what we want to see in Blu-Ray extras.  Jitterbug gives his final review of Inglorious Basterds.

EITHER/OR – World War 2 movies OR VietnamMovies

Fangasm

Either/Or – Vaginas OR Boobs

Poll – What Game Should Nerves Buy? MassEffect 2 / WoW / COD MW 2 / Fallout 3 / Bayonetta / Bioshock 2 / Other

ClosingSong

Band: Janes Addiction

Song: Whores

Album: NINJA Tour Sampler

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Episode # 71 – Teenage Lesbian Bukake Party

Jitterbug and Nerves are back for another week of beer drinking and bullshit.  They managed to get drunk well in advance of this week’s episode while watching the BMDD, Black Devil Doll.  So sit back and get ready to listen to two drunkards laugh their way through an hour of mindless banter.  In other words, it’s exactly what you’ve come to expect from us.

Beer of the Week – Miller High Life

Video Vault

·      Black Devil Doll BMDD

·      More Predators Information

·      Spiderman 4 is Dead.  Here’s why.

·      Comic Book Movies Are Going Downhill

·      Avatar Review

·      Piranha Movie Update

·      Australia Sucks.

·      The X-Men Challenge

EITHER/OR – Remake Star Wars OR Indiana Jones

News From the Mainland

Story One – Bakery Licker

Story Two – Drunk Cowboy

Story Three – Elderly Hotdog Eater

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Artist: The XX

Song: Islands

Album: XX

Nerves’ Pick

Artist: Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros

Song: Home

Album: Up From Below

EITHER/OR: Flute OR Accordian

Playing With Ourselves

We review Bayonetta, then we discuss Nerves’ impressions of Borderlands.

Fangasm

Either/Or – Vodka OR Tequila

Poll – BEST X-Woman (Storm, Rogue, Jean Grey, Kitty Pride, Psylocke, Jubilee, Dazzler)

Closing Song

Artist: Mr. Bungle

Song: Girls of Porn

Album: Mr. Bungle

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Talkingship Episode # 70 – Tongue the Scar

It is the first show with Nerves back from his honeymoon.  He tells us all about his trip and how much he missed the blumpkins and royal treatments that are part of our everyday here on the ship.  It takes less then five minutes for us to start discussing solutions for our morning wood.  It’s been a while, so we’re got a lot of dick jokes to tell.

News From the Mainland

Amsterdam Edition

Story One – Legalizing Opiates

Story Two – Electrified Piss Shields

Story Three – Tits in the Pavement

Soundsystem

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Bear vs Shark

Song: Michigan

Album: Right Now You’re in the Best of Hands

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: The Brought Low

Song: There’s a Light

Album: Right on Time

EITHER/OR – Elvis OR The Beatles

Video Vault

We review more of the remakes they are planning on releasing this year. 

EITHER/OR – Hanuted Houses OR Haunted Dolls

Fangasm

Either/Or – Should we decriminalize weed OR prostitution

Poll – Favorite type of porn

Talkingship History Lesson

The story about how Nerves has been lying to me for the majority of the time I’ve known him.

Closing Song

Band: Pink Floyd

Song: The Final Cut

Album: The Final Cut

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Talkingship Episode # 69 – Box Lunch with the Missus!

We start out this week with proving that, IF there is a God, he’s not a HE.  Then we reveal the super secret special guest, my very own WIFE, Jackie. 

Beer of the Week

Brasserie des Rocs

Video Vault

We talk about what we thought of 500 Days of Summer, The Brothers Bloom, and The Frog Princess. 

·      Spiderman 4 delayed

·      The Thing Prequel

·      The Orphanage Remake

·      More Mad Max news

·      Biggest Money Makers of the past decade

EITHER/OR – Star Wars OR Star Trek

Soundsystem

Jackie’s Pick

Artist: Rodrigo y Gabriela

Song: Buster Voodoo

Album: 11:11

Jitterbug’s Pick

Artist: Obiat

Song: Serpents’ Rites

Album: Eye Tree Pi

EITHER/OR: Pink Floyd OR Bruce Springsteen

News From The Mainland

STORY ONE – Gang Member Tripping on his pants

STORY TWO – Russian guys dying in Saunas

STORY THREE – Kangaroo Problems at the Zoo

Fangasm

We review last weeks picks and then delve into this week’s goofiness.

EITHER/OR – Have You Broken Your New Years Resolution OR Have You Kept Your New Years Resolution?

POLL – Best Pink Floyd Album

The Wall / Animals / Wish You Were Here / Dark Side of the Moon / Obscured By Clouds / The Final Cut / Meddle

Then we announce our Talkingship Fan of the Week (Make sure to stick around for the end to hear this part, we ALMOST forgot about it!!!)

Closing Song

Band: The Cat Empire

Song: No Longer There

Album: So Many Nights

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TalkingshipEpisode # 68 – Best of the Decade

Nerves is still MIA, so Jitterbug has toman the ship alone.  This is thevery last episode of the year, and it just happens to be the last episode ofthe DECADE!  To celebrate,Jitterbug lists his favorite movies, music, and games from the past tenyears.  He also brings a specialguest on during the Fangasm segment!

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Talkingship Episode # 67 – The Party Boat

Jitterbug figures the only way he can get over the loss of Nerves is to bring on a buttload of buddies to help with the show this week.  We start things off with Jitterbug’s elusive wife, Jackie.  She joins the show to kick things off for the Party Boat!

Playing With Ourselves

Sugarfree from Post Game Report and Just Talking joins Jitterbug and Roper from Polygamerous and The Hunting Lodge to talk some games.  We go over Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and give you our impression of the single player, the controversy, and the multiplayer.  Then we discuss of personal Games of the Year.

Soundsystem

We throw out a net and scoop up our very own dirty Fisherman!  We discuss what we think of the new music that has been coming out as well as Fisherman’s Cousin’s band who won a Battle of the Bands in Chicago!

Fisherman’s Pick

Band: The Cell Phones

Song: Out

Find them at http://www.myspace.com/cellphonesband

Jitterbug’s Pick

Song: Space Lion

Album: Cowboy Bebop Soundtrack

EITHER/OR: Rap OR R&B

News From The Mainland

Farva (aka ChickenX) joins Jitterbug for another round of ridiculous stories.  Jitterbug is trying to sharpen his skills so that when Nerves comes back from Europe he’ll be able to trick our bug-eyed buddy with a fake story.  Will he be able to trick Farva?  Not fucking likely.

Story One – The Ronald Reagan Deli Closes

Story Two – Grilled Cheese Tattoo discounts

Story Three – French People Eat Horses

Video Vault

Nerves and Jitterbug recorded a Bad Movie Drinky Drinky a few weeks back for a movie called Transmorphers.  This was one of the worst movies we have seen in a long time, and it illiceted some puke out of Nerves.

Talkingship History Lesson

The Comish jumps in to talk shit about all sorts of stuff.  We talk about the origins of the Bad Movie Drinky Drinky which happens to be the same weekend as a party that ended with us spraying Shaving Cream all over some random person’s apartment.

Fangasm

Jitterbug spends the final moments of the show alone to go over the Talkingship Poll and Either/Or from a couple of weeks back. 

Either/Or – The Godfather OR The Godfather 2

Poll – Best Christmas Present : Porn, Video Game, Blu Rays, Gift Certificate, Beer of the Month Club

During the Fan of the Week discussion I discuss Kiddiepool’s new blog at http://c0mcomm.blogspot.com/

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Talkingship Episode # 66 – Anal Beads and Man Crushes

Nerves abandons the ship so Jitterbug had to run out and scoop up a second mate from the shitty seas we sail through.  We invite an old friend, Matt Hedinger, to join the show for this week’s debauchery.  Matt is a Youth Minister from Miami, so you KNOW this is going to get interesting!

Beer of the Week: Sierra Nevada’s Celebration Ale

Talkingship History Lesson – Hedinger tells a classic story from a new perspective.  He tells us what the fireworks fight looked like from the Square’s point of view.

Video Vault

·      More Ghostbusters 3 details

·      Zombieland vs Shaun of the Dead

·      Chips the Movie

·      Buck Rogers movie adapted by Frank Miller

·      Bioshock Movie

·      Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies the MOVIE

·      Akira the Movie

·      Quantum Leap and man crushing

·      The Top Ten Horror Moments in the past decade

·      The Hobbit’s returning actors

EITHER/OR – Blues Brothers OR Blazing Saddles

News From the Mainland

Story 1 – Man beats wife for not helping him shovel snow.

Story 2 – Jury acquits a man for being blind.

Story 3 – Sex Change Ski Permit

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Artist: Brain Failure

Song: That’s What I Know

Album: Give ‘Em The Boot 3

EITHER/OR – Queen OR Bruce Springsteen

Closing Song

One Vision by Queen

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Talkingship Episode # 65 – Kicking This Bitch Off The Ship!

This is the last episode before Nerves heads out to Europe!  Come aboard and help us say goodbye!

Beer of the Week

Young’s Chocolate Stout and Guiness

Video Vault

Jonah Hex and Megan Fox

Kristen Stewart nude

Pamela Anderson’s Boobs

Steven Seagal Sucks

Cloverfield 2 and Eli Roth

Our BluRay Christmas Lists

Sofie Shole

MST3K on the 360

EITHER/OR: Tom Waits movies OR Meatloaf movies

Soundsystem

Nerves’ Pick

Artist: Walls of Jericho

Song: Unwanted Resistence

Album: The Bound Feed the Gagged

Nerves makes a BIG announcement about what he’s been up to!!

Jitterbug’s Pick

Artist: Beast

Song: Mr. Hurricane

Album: Mr. Hurricane Single

Talkingship History Lesson

Jitterbug tries to woo a girl with Slayer.

We skipped the Either Or from the Soundsystem so we circle back around to pick it up.

EITHER/OR: Bruce Willis’ album OR Steven Seagal’s album

News From The Mainland

Story One – Santa Claus has a brother

Story Two – Wreaths represent Jesus’ crown of thorns

Story Three – Scotland celebrates Christmas late

Fangasm

Nerves talks a little about his trip to Europe, then asks for some feedback about the Open Mic Night.  We announce the TS Fan of the Week and discuss last week’s either/or and poll.

This week’s Either/Or is Snow for Xmas or NO Snow for Xmas

Poll = Best Christmas Movie: Miracle on 34^th, It’s a Wonderful Life, Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story, Bad Santa, A Christmas Carol.

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Talkingship Episode # 64 – Sucking Big Balls

Why not start things this week with some talk about giant, freakish balls?  Sounds like another regular show to me!  We’re ready to roll with the sixty fourth trip out into these dirty waters!  Get your slip and slide ready, we’re ready to go.

Beer of the Day

Rolling Rock (and somehow this turns into a discussion about Thanksgiving being the greatest holiday of the year and toilet paper that puts your finger into your asshole.)

Video Vault

·      V

·      New Moon ahite

·      Percy Jackson and the Olympians

·      Underworld 4

·      Repo Girl

·      Little Fockers

·      Uwe Boll’s Far Cry

·      Jack Ass 3D

·      Star Trek 2 KHANNNNnnnn

EITHER/OR – Pulp Fiction OR Empire Strikes Back

Playing With Ourselves

We discuss the Xbox Party Netflix system. 

EITHER/OR – Mario OR Metroid

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Artist: Jamie Cullum

Song: All At Sea

Album: Twentysomething

Nerves’ Pick

Artist: Phish

Song: Backwards Down the Number Line

Album: Joy

EITHER/OR: 80’s Metal OR 70’s Classic Rock

Talkingship History Lesson

We go over the either or and poll from last week

Either/Or – Empire OR Pulp

Poll – Best Scorsese Movie (Goodfellas, Gangs of New York, Casino, The Departed, Raging Bull, Last Waltz, Taxi Driver)

Closing Song

Band: The Beatles

Song: When I’m Sixty Four

Album: Sgt Pepper’s

| Download | Duration: 01:07:35

Talkingship Episode # 63 – Shitting on Al-Qaeda

We start with the most juvenile skit in TS history (and that’s saying a lot.)  Then its on to what you came for! 

Beer of the Day

Laquinta’s Czech Pils

Video Vault

·      Enter the Dragon remake?

·      F13 part 2 will be it for the series?  Yeah right.

·      Rambo 5 script redone

·      Fright Night Remake

·      Dane Cook as the Roddler

·      Oldboy news

EITHER/OR – Battle of the Rays!

News From the Mainland

Nerves serves up three music related nuggets of bullshit.  Then Nerves and Jitterbug get into a fight about whether or not Nerves’ NFTM was fair.  You decide!

Davy Jones Locker

The worst card trick in history.

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Pink Floyd

Song: Interstellar Overdrive

Album: London 67/68

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Bunky and Jake

Song: Cadillac Bleu

Album: L.A.M.F.

EITHER/OR: Battle of the Doctors!

Talkingship History Lesson

The Pink Floyd LSD Light Show story.

Fangasm

We go over all the old bullshit and get into some new shits.  Bitches.

Either/Or – Punks OR Hippies

Poll – Where is Nerves going to have the most fun on his honeymoon.  Edinborough, Paris, London, Amsterdam, Munich

Closing Song

Band: Gwar

Song: Sick of You

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Talkingship Episode # 62 – Jimmy Dick Fingers and the Sleepwalking Nympho

            First there were the Goodfellas, and now there’s the new follow-up all about the exploits of Jimmy and his crazy Dick Fingers!  Then we’re on to greener pastures.  We hit up all the regular segments this week!

Beer of the Week

Oskar Blues’ Gordon

News From the Mainland

Story One – Sleepwalking artist

Story Two – Sleepwalking nympho

Story Three – Sleepwalking Hunter

Video Vault

·      Kick-Ass website

·      High Fidelity Writer and Director team up again

·      Star Trek fun fact

·      Scream 4 – 5 – and 6?!

·      Puss in Boots

·      Roger Rabbit 2?

EITHER/OR – Disney or Japanimation

Playing With Ourselves

Jitterbug picked up Borderlands and gives you the low down.  Everything from the graphics to the addictive nature of loot, we cover it all.

EITHER/OR – FPS OR RTS

Talkingship History Lesson

Did Nerves almost become an Australian?

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Yo La Tengo

Song: Periodically Double or Triple

Album: Popular Songs

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Leftover Salmon and Cracker

Song: Ms. Santa Cruz County

Album: Oh Cracker Where Art Thou?

EITHER/OR: Phish everything OR Dead studio albums

Fangasm

We review last week’s topics and go over some new stuff.

New Poll – Best Thanksgiving Side Dish

Either/Or – Lord of the Rings OR Harry Potter

Closing Song

Band: The New Pornographers

Song: The Spirit of Giving

Album: Challengers

| Download | Duration: 01:12:53