60 http://blog.talkingship.com Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:27:10 GMT Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:27:10 GMT en Talkingship Music, Movies, Videogames, and Beer! Talkingship Jitterbug and Nerves review movies, music, videogames, and beer as they debate what they would take with them on a trip out to sea that they might never come back from. They trade off the captain's hat show after show, and the captain gets to choose the direction the ship is going to take each week by selecting what segments they will do and offer up the Either/Or questions at the end of each. These questions have become the hallmark of the show, and have led to multiple online debates over at blog.talkingship.com. Jitterbug and Nerves also run the website, Audiophiling.com, which allows you to send in your own Top Ten lists of your favorite bands for everyone to see. So what else do you possibly need to know? Get on the ship already! Jitterbug and Nerves review movies, music, videogames, and beer as they debate what they would take with them on a trip out to sea that they might never come back from. They trade off the captain's hat show after show, and the captain gets to choose the direction the ship is going to take each week by selecting what segments they will do and offer up the Either/Or questions at the end of each. These questions have become the hallmark of the show, and have led to multiple online debates over at blog.talkingship.com. Jitterbug and Nerves also run the website, Audiophiling.com, which allows you to send in your own Top Ten lists of your favorite bands for everyone to see. So what else do you possibly need to know? Get on the ship already! Talkingship talkingship@yahoo.com yes Talkingship Episode # 47 - Pissing on Graves Talkingship Episode # 47 – Pissing on Graves The Boys Are Back! They tried to stop us, but there’s NO STOPPING THIS BOAT! Nerves and Jitterbug are ready to do something similar to entertain you. We talk about the new Talkingship.com as well. Beer of the Day: Abita Amber Beer Fact: Beer quotes Davy Jones’ Locker: Some 007 shit here. Video Vault: Jitterbug reviews “Up” and Nerves reviews “Gran Torino.” Jitterbug and Nerves both went to see “The Hangover.” EITHER/OR: Clint Eastwood OR Mel Gibson Then we go off on a tangent about Michael Jackson. Soundsystem: Nerves’ Pick Band: Motorhome Song: I Know Better Album: Almost Vegas Jitterbug’s Pick Band: The Mighty Blue Kings Song: Alive in the City Album: Alive in the City EITHER/OR: Metallica Re-united OR Guns n Roses Re-united News From the Mainland: Monkey Pee ; Animals that shit wherever they want SUCK ; Canned Piddle ; Mark Sanford’s Business Expense ; President Dick Sucking ; Sleepy Stabber ; Puppet Display Gone Wrong ; Wallabee Crop Circles ; Just Burn Them. Fan of the Week: Iam_spartacus Closing Song: Tyler and Matt cover an Iron Maiden tune to close the show. yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2047.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:54:00 GMT 01:13:43 Talkingshit, talkin, talkinshit, talkinship Talkingship Episode # 46 - The Bermuda Triangle Part Two Jitterbug and Nerves are still No Where to be found! We’re going to try our best to keep the ship going by stringing together a bunch of BEST OF clips. We also received a list of songs from Kim Jong Il that Jitterbug had scrawled on the back of his bar bill. We put clips of each of the songs into the show. Maybe they mean something like they did last time. Or they could just be a Red Herring. You decide. yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2046.mp3?ref=rss Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:23:00 GMT 01:14:14 Talking, Ship, Shit, Talkingshit, talkinship Talkingship Episode # 45 - The Bermuda Triangle Part One Talkingship Episode # 45 – The Bermuda Triangle Part One Selling babies to Madonna has never been this much fun! Jitterbug and Nerves make their 45th trip out to sea, but something goes terribly, terribly wrong this week. Jitterbug is the captain this week, which means that Nerves is the First Mate. Beer of the Day: Old Rasputin from North Coast Brewing Beer Fact: The return of Schlitz Message In A Bottle: We’ve got a ton of messages in a bottle to go over! 1. Favorite Drinking Game. 2. Top 5 Movies 3. Canada’s Liquor Laws 4. SuperPowers 5. Is Punk Dead 6. A Talkinghip Hater Davy Jones’ Locker: Who wears scarves anymore? Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Fires of Rome Song: Monkey in a Cage Album: You Kingdom You Nerves’ Pick Band: Fugazi Song: Bulldog Front Album: 13 Songs EITHER/OR: The Janes Addiction Edition. Nothing Shocking OR Ritual De Lo Habitual News From the Mainland: Chavez and Coke Zero ; Triple A? ; The Talkingship Coors Ban ; No Mo Mowing ; The Ultimate Panty Raider. Bad Movie Drinky Drinky: Nerves and Jitterbug unleash Ricky Oh upon the Talkingship Universe, and things will never be the same. Then something happens that has started the biggest Talkingship mystery in the past year it has existed. It is impossible to describe, you have to listen to the last few minutes of the show to help us solve the mystery. Closing Song: There’s a really strange medley of songs at the end of this show. Maybe there’s a clue in this somewhere? The songs in the Medley are: Help by the Beatles Gone Daddy Gone by the Violent Femmes Take Me To The River by The Commitments Gumbo Variations by Frank Zappa yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2045.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:05:00 GMT 01:10:46 Talking, Ship, Talkin, Talkinship, Talkinshit, Talkingshit Talkingship Episode # 44 - Crack Squirrels Cum In Your Tummy Talkingship Epiosode # 44 – Crack Squirrels Cum in Your Tummy McGrizzly the Crime Bear is back to dole out some doper justice! This time he’s out to take out the HBB Dealers. Then Jitterbug and Nerves serve up another helping of your favorite vocal boat. Beer of the Day: Fort Collins Brewery Beer Fact: Is beer good for you? King’s Corner: Strippers and Stink Stamps Soundsystem Nerves’ Pick Band: Rancid Song: You Want It You Got It Album: Let the Dominoes Fall Jitterbug’s Pick Band: John Lee Hooker Song: It Serves You Right to Suffer Album: Various albums EITHER/OR: King Diamond & Diamond Degales OR Don Henly & Stevie Nicks Video Vault: Nerves tries to talk about Blood Diamond, but gets called out because he hasn’t even finished watching it yet! Jitterbug recommends Hustle & Flow. EITHER/OR: The Best Jim Henson Slave Labor New From the Mainland: Fish Beating ; Dead Peopl Can Make Money ; Pennies in the Steering Wheel ; Keeping Planes Safe From Goats ; Dead Man Van ; The Anti Prison ; Suck Shit and Cry. Davy Jones’ Locker: Take care of Tinker Closing Song Band: Street Sweeper Song: The Oath Album: Not Available yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2044.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:43:00 GMT 01:08:49 Talking, Ship, Shit, Talkingshit, Talkinship, Talkinshit Talkingship Episode # 43 - Gitmo Goofy By Shitting On Your Neighbor Talkingship Episode # 43 – Gitmo Goofy by Shitting on Your Neighbor You’ve made it back for our 43rd trip out to sea with this episode of TS! Jitterbug is your captain and Nerves serves his duty as First Mate for our journey. But where’s the skit??? Beer of the Day: NO BEER! This week we’re drinking Pisco Sours thanks to the newly named Pisco Kid! Beer Fact: What is Pisco? • Shit on Your Neighbor • Shit on your Nuggets • Sh… on our Cubbies? • Shit on your Quilted Northern News From the Mainland: Beatbox Champ ; Pissing on the IRS ; Ball Busting Bride ; Bud Light Bandit ; Firework Fight Story ; Skeeching and Surfing ; Field Chasing ; Dumb Ass Paper ; Cat Girl ; Muscles From Brussels ADVERTISERMENT BREAK – Super Fun World Waterpark SoundSystem: CD Release News Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Rocket From the Crypt Song: Used Album: Scream Dracula, Scream Nerves’ Pick Band: Myles Deck and the Fuzz Song: Watch Your Job Album: Beware the Fuzz EITHER/OR: The Mars Volta OR Muse Video Vault: Movie News. Nerves talks about a Joe Strummer and Warren Zevon clip he saw on Comcast. Jitterbug extols the virtues of Cheers. EITHER/OR: All In the Family OR The Cosby Show Closing Song: Band: Warren Zevon Song: Keep Me In Your Heart Album: The Wind yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2043.mp3?ref=rss Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:48:00 GMT 01:16:28 Talking, Ship, Talkin, Shit, Talkinship, Talkinshit, Talkingshit Talkingship Episdoe # 42 - The Corpse of Sid Vicious Talkingship Episode # 42 – The Corpse of Sid Vicious From the makers of Whiff, we proudly present the new Pooter Puffer. The next time your searching for a one-night-stand, make it an all-night-buffet! Nerves is your captain for this week’s debauchery but you can be sure that Jitterbug will de-rail the show at least once. • Nipple Anticipation • Michael Vick • Steroids Beer of the Day: La Goudale Beer Fact: Micro Brew Statistics Davy Jones’ Locker: Yay! I’m a Dad!! * BANG * Playing with Ourselves: New Boomblox; Madworld; Punch Out; Flower; Fat Princess; Come join Jitterbug on World of Warcraft (Horde side of Argent Dawn Server. Look for the character Pokx.); Street Fighter 4 (Thanks for the controller, Lokela); MLB 09. EITHER/OR: Remake of Zaxxon OR Q-Bert News From the Mainland: Kid Dog-Whistles; Hot For Teacher; Pacman Fever; Burned the House Down; Ring Ring Ring Ring Banana Thief! Video Vault: Jitterbug likes THE FALL, and Nerves hated it. EITHER/OR: Mr. Rogers OR Sesame Street Soundsystem Nerves’ Pick Band: Moe Song: Spine of a Dog Album: L Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Explosions in the Sky Song: The Birth and Death of a Day Album: All of the Sudden I Miss Everyone EITHER/OR: Johnny Rotten OR Sid Vicious Closing Song Band: Michael Franti and Spearhead Song: See You in the Light Album: Yell Fire yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2042.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 24 May 2009 18:28:00 GMT 01:18:50 Talking, Ship, Talkin, Talkingshit, Talkinship Talkingship Episode # 41 - In The Can With Ricardo Montalban's Fake Chestpiece Talkingship Episode # 41 – In The Can With Ricardo Montalban’s Fake Chestpiece Captain’s Log 314 starts things off as the captain gets some help from his Vulcan friend in a sticky situation. Jitterbug and Nerves take off for their 41st trip out to sea and invite you along for the journey. • Funny Search Terms • Poopnames.com • Big Cheese Shit Beer of the Day: Half and Halves (Guinness & Harp) Beer Fact: Pubs & a Pot Rant Message in a Bottle: Videogame Music News From the Mainland: Mannequin 3 BBQ; Brownwashing Art; How Many Pollocks Does It Take?; Guitar Kid; Old Yellow Faithful; Fire Ant Heads; Fast Food Numbers; Snake Bite. SoundSystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Secret Machines Song: Lightning Blue Eyes Album: Ten Silver Drops Nerves’ Pick Band: Murphy’s Law Song: Crucial BBQ Album: Best of Times EITHER/OR: The Beatles OR The Rolling Stones Then we tell our Spring Creek story. And we urge people to go online and watch the Tourettes Guy Video Vault: Nerves and Jitterbug went to see the new Star Trek and tell you what they think. Closing Song Band: The Cat Empire Song: No Longer There Album: So Many Nights yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2041.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 17 May 2009 20:12:00 GMT 01:14:08 Talking, Ship, Talkin, Shit, Talkingshit, Talkingshop, Talkinshop Talkingship Episode # 40 - Shock Collars and Goat's Silk Talkingship Episode # 40 – Shock Collars and Goat’s Silk Get a Whiff! It’s our Over-The-Hill show. Nerves and Jitterbug make their way through yet another one hour tour through some choppy water. We also announce the winner of our first Fan Appreciation Contest! Listen to the whole episode to see if you’re one of the winners. Beer of the Day: Avery Brewing Company’s Salvation Beer Fact: Everything you ever wanted to know about Yeast. News From the Mainland: TGI Friday’s Special Salad; Odd Day, wait, this is stupid ; 36 Euros; Local Dumbasses; Skirting the Law; Best Job Update; Nerves’ cavalcade of idiocy; Shocking your kids; John B.s new Podcast! Soundsystem: Jitterbug’s Pick Band: NOFX Song: The Brews Album Punk in Drublic Nerves’ Pick Band: Modest Mouse Song: Working On Leaving the Living Album: Building Nothing Out of Something EITHER/OR: What Monkey do you take? Video Vault: Nerves watched The Wrestler and we discuss whether or not it’s better than Slumdog Millionaire. EITHER/OR: Ben Affleck OR Matt Damon Closing Song Band: The Yayhoo’s Song: Love Train Album: Put the Hammer Down yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2040.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 10 May 2009 19:33:00 GMT 01:08:21 Talking, Ship, Talkin, Shit, Talkingshit, Talkingshop, Talkinhop Talkingship Episode # 39 - Clit Slits and Dick Shaped Heads Talkingship Episode # 39 – Clit Slits and Dick Shaped Heads We don’t have time for a skit! Jitterbug and Nerves pound energy drinks to help them speed their way through every single segment of the show this week. Jitterbug tells us a story about a cop with a dick shaped head. Nerves is all geeked out about Free Comic Book Day. Beer of the Day: Birra Moretti Beer Fact: Paid in Kash Message in a Bottle: Create a 4 member band with any artists you want. What would it be? Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: The Datsuns Song: Mother Fucker From Hell Album: The Datsuns Nerves’ Pick Band: The Yayhoos Song: Would it Kill You Album: Put the Hammer Down EITHER/OR: Black Flag OR The Misfits Davy Jones’ Locker: Dead Jockey Video Vault: Jitterbug and Nerves discuss their thoughts on Slumdog Millionaire. Then Jitterbug talks about The Wrestler. EITHER/OR: Robert Downey Jr OR Sean Penn Playing With Ourselves: Jitterbug and Nerves took advantage of the Best Buy Bonanza and bought about 10 games each! 007 Quantum of Solace, Devil May Cry 4, Infinite Undiscovery, C&C Red Alert 3, Condemned 2, Unreal Tournament 3, Quake Wars Enemy Territory, Overlord Raising Hell, MLB The Show 08, Soul Caliber 4, Fracture, & Frontline. EITHER/OR: Heavenly Sword OR God of War 2 News From the Mainland: McCurry ; Iceland’s Ground Demons ; Swine Flu Bullshit ; Sears Tower Glass Box ; Where the Streets Have No Name ; Worst Liquor Store Robbery Ever ; Cab Fever ; Getting out of Jury Duty ; Sex Dumpster ; Tailgating Dumbass ; Hannity’s Panties ; The i-Snort Closing Song Band: Arcade Fire Song: Keep the Car Running Album: Neon Bible yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2039.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 03 May 2009 19:43:00 GMT 01:10:59 Talking, Shit, Ship, Talking, Talkingshit, Talkingship, Talkin, Talkinship Talkingship Episode # 38 - Hopshish & The Voodoo Mafia Talkingship Episode # 38 – Hopshish & the Voodoo Mafia Uncle Frankie stops by with his wife Dee to drink some beers and suck on some Bees. Jitterbug and Nerves are back for their 38th voyage out to sea with enough beer to kill an elephant! Beer of the Day: Goose Island’s Bourbon County Brand Stout Beer Fact: The 75th Anniversary of the end of Prohibition and some fun facts about Hops. Soundsystem: Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Street Sweeper Song: Clap For the Killers Album: N/A Nerves’ Pick (No Music this week!!) Band: Leonard Cohen Song: N/A Album: Live in London EITHER/OR: Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen OR Jeff Buckley Video Vault: Christian Fucking Slater! Nerves watched a simulcast of This American Life recently and we talk about how much respect we have for what Ira Glass is doing. Nerves let Jitterbug borrow Hancock and they discuss what they thought of it. EITHER/OR: A new Star Wars movie OR a new Star Trek movie News From the Mainland: Shark Outta Water ; I Remember Andrea ; Wonder Woman Underwire ; Jitterbug’s Secret Power ; Battle Axe Battles ; Chewing Gum Makes You Smarter ; Edible Car ; Ass Bow ; Driving Mrs. Gilmore ; Mortgages and Divorces ; He Drew A Gun On Us! Shameless Begging For i-Tunes reviews! The Lono Interview Part 2 of 2 We give Lono a chance to answer 5 off-the-wall questions to find out where his locker is going to be on the ship. Playing With Ourselves and Lono Nerves asks if we’re interested in Rock Band Beatles, and then wants to know what PS3 game he should get next. Lono has been all about the PC lately. Tales of Valor, Empire Total War, and Dawn of War. He also tried out Godfather 2 and tells us what he thinks. Jitterbug has been addicted to Kongregate.com and recommends it to everyone. Lono Specific Either/Or: Killzone 2 OR Call of Duty 4 Either/Or: Call of Duty OR Halo yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2038.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:08:00 GMT 01:43:30 Talking, Ship, Lono, Shit, Talkin, Talkingship, Talkingshit Talkingship Episode # 37 - Chupacabras and Prophets Talkingship Episode # 37 – Chupacabras and Prophets Jesus stops in to bite some heads and help Jitterbug and Nerves blaspheme a little more. As if they need the help! Beer of the Day: Cucapa’s Chupacabra Beer Fact: Fruit in your beer. News From the Mainland: Red Mercury ; We love the internet ; Cowboy’s fan ; Rodentinator Pro ; Nurse fired ; Spruce lungs ; Jitterbug’s tire fire story ; Playboy gift gone wrong ; Girls Gone Bible Davy Jones’ Locker: Pringles Pop Off and other stories Soundsystem Nerves’ Pick Band: John Hiatt Song: Before I Go Album: Crossing Muddy Waters Jitterbug’s Pick Band: My Brightest Diamond Song: Feeling Good Album: Dark Was the Night Either/Or: Metal OR Punk The Lono Interview Part 1 of 2 On Part One of the interview we discuss: • Lono’s first game • The Atari 2600 • How Sarcastic Gamer got started • Lono, Doc, and Dave’s game clan • The demise of the Red Show • Lono’s thoughts on SG Radio • Who owns Sarcastic Gamer • The forum reaction to the end of the Red Show • Lono’s Fallout 3 podcast project • Is Lono going to create a new SG Podcast • Jack Thompson and the Screw Attack controversy Closing Song A Talkingship exclusive! Listen in to hear the surprise. yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2037.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:35:00 GMT 01:18:56 Lono, Sarcastic, Gamer, Talking, Ship, Shit, Talkin Talkingship Episode # 36 - Ass Busting Chimp Sex Talkingship Episode # 36 – Ass Busting Chimp Sex David learns how to please his wife from Doctor Sex. Nerves captains the ship as we take on a new shipmate this week! Jax from Sarcastic Gamer Pink joins us for the second half of the show. What was she thinking? Beer of the Day: Victory’s Hop Devil Beer Fact: Isohumulones and skunky beer. Soundsystem: Nerves caves to the call for less metal! Nerves’ Pick Band: Aimee Mann Song: Deathly Album: Bachelor No. 2 Jitterbug’s Pick Band: The Coup Song: Laugh / Love / Fuck Album: Pick a Bigger Weapon EITHER/OR : Neil Diamond OR Phil Collins Guestmate!: We invite Jax from Sarcastic Gamer Pink onto the show. We put her through her paces with some questions and a 5 question quiz to see if she is worthy of a locker on the ship. News From the Mainland: Bacon bits ; ILVTOFU ; Sticky Palin ; Ass buster ; Dog overboard ; Chimp sex secrets ; Mmm tasty fish ; Fart buster revealed Davy Jones’ Locker: Severed head portrait Message in a Bottle: A 360 for a weekend Closing Song Band: Grateful Dead Song: Next Time You See Me Album: Ladies and Gentlemen… yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2036.mp3?ref=rss Mon, 13 Apr 2009 03:31:00 GMT 01:05:38 Talking, Ship, Shit, Talkin', talkin, jitterbug, nerves Talkingship Episode # 35 - Counting Boobie Rings Talkingship Episode # 35 – Counting Boobie Rings I want Scott Beowolf in charge of me! Nerves and Jitterbug have come back for their 35th trip through these choppy waters. They reminisce about the debauchery last week, and how much you all loved it! Beer of the Day: Monkshine Belgian Pale Ale (and the alcohol content isn’t on the box either, but we looked it up and it is a 6.8%) Beer Fact: Nerves tells us all about Beer Glasses! We even learn the history of the BEER BOOT! News From the Mainland: Prax Sanchez gets nailed ; Record breaking boobies ; 68 boxes of toothpaste in my coat, 68 boxes of toothpaste ; 230 lb 5 year olds ; The White House’s sexy new phone (PS Whitehouse.com is NO LONGER A PORN SITE) ; Baby rats out daddy’s pot collection ; Crossbow Justice! Royal Raunchiness: Heather Mills? Soundsystem Music News: • Jason Newsted plays with Metallica again. • Booker T’s new team up. • Wolfmother’s freebie • NINJA’s freebie • New Rancid album on the way Nerves’ Pick Band: Moistboyz Song: Second Hand Smoker Album: Moistboyz 2 Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings Song: 100 Days, 100 Nights Album: 100 Days, 100 Nights EITHER/OR: Sly & The Family Stone OR Earth, Wind, & Fire Video Vault Movie News: • New Freddy Krueger • The Hangover • Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool? • Men in Black 3 Jitterbug talks about a ton of movies: Role Models, Lost Boys 2, Man on a Wire, Road House, and Slashed Dreams! Nerves watched The Orphanage and loved it. He also watched Righteous Kill and tells us what he thinks. EITHER/OR: Alien OR Predator (Alien OR Aliens) Playing With Ourselves: Jitterbug gives his impressions of Killzone 2. Nerves got Guitar Hero Metallica and reviews it for us. We announce the winner of our first ever Talkingship Contest! Closing Song Band: Moistboyz Song: American Made and Duty-Free Album: Moistboyz 2 yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2035.mp3?ref=rss Mon, 06 Apr 2009 05:05:00 GMT 01:05:39 Talking, Talkin, Ship, Shit, Boobies, Jitterbug, Nerves Talkingship Episode # 34 - Everbody's Got a Pickle Girl Talkingship Episode # 34 – Everybody’s Got a Pickle Girl We do everything we can to offend as many people as we possibly can to start things off this week. Our Educational films are second to none! Sit back and get ready for you 34th serving. Beer of the Day: Roswell New Mexico’s Seirra Blanca Alien Amber Ale Sex Acts Explained: • Money Bagging • The Walrus • Marble Cake • Stinky Simon Jitterbug tells a story about trying to buy beer in New Mexico. Beer Fact: Light oxidation Davy Jones’ Locker: Going over Niagra, slipping on an orange peel. Video Vault: Nerves borrowed Rob Zombie’s Halloween from Jitterbug. They talk about what they thought of it. Jitterbug talks about American Movie. Either/Or: War Games OR The Last Starfighter News From the Mainland: McDonald’s Best Prize Ever ; Get Your Finger Outta My Gashole ; Sleeping at the Drive Thru ; Dumb Criminal at the Cop Convention ; Marco Polo, Damn It ; Testicle Festival and Nerves Love It ; Women Are Cold Blooded! ; Bags of Ecstasy ; Molotov Cocktail Fight ; Veterans Getting Fucked ; Lunatic Ninja’s. Soundsystem: Nerves’ Pick Band: Propagandhi Song: Head, Chest, Feet Album: How To Clean Everything Jitterbug’s Pick Band: The Budos Band Song: Chicago Falcon Album: The Budos Band II Either/Or: Neil Peart OR Keith Moon Nerves’ Contest Reminder! Closing Song Band: Conor Oberst Song: NYC – Gone, Gone Album: Conor Oberst yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2034.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:10:00 GMT 01:03:47 Talking, Ship, Talkin, Games, Movies, Music, Shit Talkingship Talkingship Episode # 33 - Fucking Ginger Ritter Talkingship Episode # 33 – Fucking Ginger Ritter Winter Solstice and Weeping Willow introduce the new EMO lawn! Then we’re back to the same old ship. It’s our 33rd episode, and it’s also Jitterbug’s Birthday!! Beer of the Day: Tripel Carmelite and Skullsplitter Beer Fact: Why are they called Toddlers? The worst car accident ever. News From the Mainland: New Jersey’s bush ; The Brew Crew Hat ; Dick Tram ; Cock Slatherer ; Stripper Job Fair ; Robbing Robbers ; Bowling Ball Brawl ; Burger King’s Revenge ; What Would You Do? ; Satan Made Her Do It ; Wooden Penis Training ; Gas Station Condom Advice ; Big Eropolis ; Angry Retirement Golf Cart Accident ; Blumpkin Head ; Scared of Heights ; Fire Me Already! Davy Jones Locker: Not so good at suicide, but he gets the job done anyhow. Soundsystem Nerves Pick Band: Devil in a Woodpile Song: Wake Up Baby Album: Division Street Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Conor Oberst Song: I Don’t Want to Die (in a Hospital) Album: Conor Oberst Either/Or: Pink Floyd’s The Wall OR The Last Waltz Playing With Ourselves: Nerves bought a PS3 and a new 55” Television. Jitterbug has been going through 360 withdrawal, so he played Dead Space on the PS3. Then Nerves surprises Jitterbug with a birthday present! We also the very first Talkingship contest! Give us your idea for a videogame. The best idea wins the SUPER ULTRA SECRET PERIPHERAL! Either/Or: PS3 OR Xbox 360 More Funny Search Terms: 1. Monkey’s playing shit 2. Human Shit 3. Sixteen Pissing 4. Need to Fuck Ginger Ritter Closing Song Band: Josh Ritter Song: The Snow Is Gone Album: Hello Starling yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2033.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 22 Mar 2009 22:55:00 GMT 01:04:42 Talking, Shit, Fucking, Ship, Talkin, Ginger, Ritter Talkingship Episode # 32 - Tardsploitation at It's Best! Talkingship Episode # 32 – Tardsploitation at It’s Best! Learn the true story of Jason Voorhees and the Friday the 13th franchise. Nerves and Jitterbug embark on their 32nd trip out to sea to discuss a fresh round of bullshit for your pleasure. Beer of the Day: Seadog Wild Blueberry Wheat Ale Beer Fact: Beer calories and carbs. News From the Mainland: Stuck in the roundabout ; Sears Tower is no more ; Sabersaw sex accidents ; How do you make relish ; Clofu mmmm ; Pope visits Camaroon, cue disaster ; 450 year old cable bill ; German Friendly initiative ; Japan’s perverted cultural envoys. Davy Jones’ Locker: Pizza delivery, exploding necklaces, homemade cane guns, and bank robbery. Message in a Bottle: Best first drink? Then we tell a beer bong story. Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Lovage Song: Anger Management Album: Songs to Make Love to Your Old Lady By Nerves’ Pick Band: Frank Zappa Song: Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow Album: Apostrophe Either/Or: Franti OR Marley Video Vault • Iron Man 2 news • Lots of other Super Hero movies on the way too. • Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood Jitterbug wants you to cry with him. Watch Dear Zachary and get a box of tissues. Nerves wants to talk about what the best movies to quote are. Either/Or: CGI Effects OR Old Fashioned FX Closing Song Band: Frank Zappa Song: Nanook Rubs It Album: Apostrophe yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2032.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:51:00 GMT 01:09:55 Talking, Ship, Talkin, Shit, Talkin', Movies, Music, Games Talkingship Episode # 31 - Vampires, Butt Pirates, and Watchmen Talkingship Episode # 31 Randall the Butt Pirate wishes us all a Happy Birthday for Episode # 31. Jitterbug and Nerves learn how to properly care for their anus and you can join in, if that’s your thing. Before We Get Started: • New search terms that lead to Talkingship • The 1.8 million dollar dildo • Viral Video of the Week Beer of the Day: The Fisherman sent us some Pyramid Hefeweizen Beer Fact: The Beer Trivia for Master Geeks! Soundsystem • Kings of Leon & Jane’s Addiction are headlining Lollapalooza. • Guitar Hero – Van Halen • New Dylan album • The new U2 Album gimmick • Nine Inch Nails and Jane’s Addiction concert keeps getting better and better! Tom Morello’s new band is opening for them. Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Freddie Bruno Song: Can’t Get Through Album: Hold Music Nerves’ Pick Band: King Diamond Song: The Cellar Album: Give Me Your Soul Please EITHER/OR: Motley Crue OR Poison News From the Mainland: Pirate Radio advertisements ; Bathtub Vodka in Vietnam ; Department of Aging ; Dunedin Mardi Gras ; Fatties at the airline ; Cocaine smuggling ; Zero Tolerance for Teachers ; Worst Reality TV Show in China ; Johnny the Vampire Gubernatorial candidate ; Dope Smoking Kitty Bongs. Video Vault: Who’s Watching the Watchmen? Well, we are. We give you our review of The Watchmen. Nerves: 3 Ships out of 5 Jitterbug: 3.5 Ships out of 5 EITHER/OR: Professor X OR Magneto Closing Song Band: The Smashing Pumpkins Song: The Beginning is The End is The Beginning Album: Rarities and B Sides yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/episode%20_%2031.mp3?ref=rss Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:11:00 GMT 01:17:04 Talking, Shit, talkingship, talkin, ship, games, movies, music Talkingship Episode # 30 - Dirty Thirty's Turkish Revenge Talkingship Episode # 30 Dirty Thirty’s Turkish Revenge I hope you’re hungry! Because there’s a full helping of Rambologna and Talkingship in store for you today. Beer of the Day: Flying Dog’s Classic Pale Ale Beer Fact: Hymn of Ninkasi • Rihanna and Chris Brown update • Ladies! Stop putting up with this shit • Racist Mayor Dean Gross • Chicago man sent HIV blood to Obama Video Vault: Nerves and Jitterbug watched the new Rambo and give you their impression of it. Jitterbug gives us some movie news. • Friday the 13th 2 is in the works • The Coen Brother’s PSA about Clean Coal • Halloween 2 • A Total Recall remake??? Jitterbug DEMANDS that Talkingship listeners watch his recommendation today. Bigger, Stronger, Faster. It’s all about steroids and it will change the way you look at sports. EITHER/OR: Cobra 2 OR Over the Top 2 News From the Mainland: Did Jitterbug shit his pants? Octopussy Porn ; Good Samaritan ticketed ; Michigan Vacu-suck ; Talking about sex in Germany ; Butt stabbing ; Crazy veterans and their M&Ms ; Hoss’ dynamite ; MPGs ; Jitterbug’s in space. Message in a Bottle: Jarrett wants to know our opinion on ear buds. Then we devolve into an argument about Bartman and the Cubs Soundsystem • Jane’s Addiction boxed set and touring news • Faith No More reunion and Mike Patton’s Crank 2 soundtrack. • In the Electric Mist soundtrack by Buddy Guy Nerves’ Pick Band: The Fucking Champs Song: These Glyphs are Dusty Album: Four Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Josh Ritter Song: You Don’t Make It Easy, Babe Album: Hello Starling EITHER/OR: King Diamond OR Mercyful Fate Closing Song: Band: The Culhanes Song: Factory Town Album: No Part of Nothin yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2030.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 01 Mar 2009 19:20:00 GMT 01:09:18 Talking, Ship, Talkingshit, shit, movies, games, music, beer Talkingship Episode # 29 - There's Shit in This Water Talkingship Episode # 29 There’s Shit in This Water Welcome to PM Essenhouse! Nerves and Jitterbug have the sausage you came for so saddle up for another hour of heaping helpings. Beer of the Day: Lagunitas Brewery – The Censored Rich Copper Ale Beer Fact: Babylonians and their time traveling beer trivia. Other goodies • Talkingship search terms • Best Beer Bong Ever Soundsystem • Chris Brown’s a d • Peter Gabriel is sad • Bruce Sprinsteen and the Wrestler • Walmart exclusive Springsteen • No GnR Reunion Nerves Pick Band: Queens of the Stoneage Song: Mexicola Album: Queens of the Stoneage Jitterbug’s Pick Band: David Byrne and Brian Eno Song: Home Album: Everything That Happens Will Happen Today EITHER/OR: Blondie OR Devo News From the Mainland: Naked church funeral tasers ; Baby shotguns ; Drivers test fail ; One cig too late ; German poop cash ; We hate Bret for another reason ; Florida dmv bs ; Married to a dog ; Baby snitch Davy Jones Locker: Shit in the Water What Am I Eating?: Nerves tricks Jitterbug into eating kangaroo Video Vault: SPOILER ALERT! We discuss the ending of the Watchmen Comic Book as well as the end of the Watchmen Movie. So if you don’t want to hear about it you need to skip ahead to 53:25. Nerves watched American Teen and wants to talk about it. EITHER/OR: Fantastic Four OR Daredevil Closing Song Band: Michael Franti & Spearhead Song: Everybody Ona Move Album: Yell Fire! yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2029.mp3?ref=rss Mon, 23 Feb 2009 04:09:00 GMT 01:02:05 Talking, Shit, Talkingship, ship, beer, movies, podcast, games, music Talkingship Episode # 28 - Cowpies of Doom on Dildo Blvd. Talkingship Episode #28 Cow Pies of Doom on Dildo Blvd. Talkingship scores an exclusive interview with President Barack Obama that goes in an interesting direction. Then Nerves tells us the biggest news of his LIFE! Beer of the Day: Green Lake Organic Ale by Deschutte’s Brewery. Beer Fact: Wet Your Whistle Soundsystem: Jitterbug takes us to Denver to talk about a band that appeared on a Gears of War 2 commercial. And Nerves has a special dedication this week. Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Devotchka Song: How It Ends Album: How It Ends Nerves’ Pick Band: Tom Waits Song: Picture in a Frame Album: Mule Variations Either/Or: Chicken Dance OR Electric Slide News From the Mainland: Public Intoxication ; Worst Firefighters in the world ; Dildo Blvd ; Keys and trashcans ; Airport hysterics ; Boobs in your face ; $6 Steaks ; The worst broken nail in history ; Get me some HinDEW! Davy Jones’ Locker: You get pain and the cow pies of doom Video Vault: Jitterbug and Nerves went to see the new Friday the 13th and tell you what they think. Either/Or: Street Fighter the movie OR Super Mario Brothers Movie Playing With Ourselves: Nerves drunk drives with Forza Motorsports 2. Rock Band 2 invades the ship yet again, this time at the behest of Jitterbug’s Wife! We also get into DLCs, Hawx, fun vs pretty games, and i-phone games. Either/Or: Top Gun OR Tiger Heli Closing Song: Artist: Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution Song: It’s a Wonderful Life Album: Call To Arms yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2028%202.mp3?ref=rss Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:42:00 GMT 01:02:41 Talkingshit, Talking, Ship, Movies, Music, Games, Beer Talkingship Episode # 27 - Buttnuggets and Hangovers Talkingship Episode # 27 – Buttnuggets and Hangovers Get your very own Edward 40 Hands! Jitterbug and Nerves have returned for a 27th round of nonsense for your entertainment. They went as far as taping 80 oz of beer to their hands to make you smile! This is the very first SOBER (yet hungover) episode of Talkingship. Listen in to hear what’s happening. Beer of the Day: Gatorade Beer Fact: Honeymoons Video Vault: Bad Movie Drinky Drinky – Edward 40 Hands edition! We taped ourselves watching Zombie Strippers and we’ve got some clips for you to enjoy. Zombie Strippers Total Score: 4.25 Nudity: Jitterbug 5 / Nerves 5 Drinkability: Jitterbug 5 / Nerves 5 Cheesability: Jitterbug 2 / Nerves 3 Then we let you listen to our attempt at recording Talkingship after Edward 40 Hands. Either/Or: Clive Barker OR Tobe Hooper Playing With Ourselves: Nerves and Jitterbug do battle in Mario Kart and bring you along for the ride. We discuss the Killzone 2 beta and the future of the PS3. We also discuss the demo version of Halo Wars. Nerves doesn’t have much to contribute this week because he’s been slumming it up with some old games like Ultimate Alliance. However, he does feel like venting about how bad he sucks at Call of Duty 4. Either/Or: The entire game library of Playstation (1,2,&3) OR the entire game library of X-Box (1&360) Soundsystem: Nerves starts things off with a great Chicago band. Then Jitterbug returns to his mellow, depressing, and slow music. Nerves’ Pick Band: Old Number 8 Song: Goliath Album: Dead Man’s Hand Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Bon Iver Song: Flume Album: For Emma, Forever Ago Either/Or: Grateful Dead w/o Jerry OR Pink Floyd w/o Roger Waters News From the Mainland: Milkman’s special delivery ; Voodoo makes a comeback ; Paper towel and toilet paper ; Worst mother ever ; Talkingship’s first appearance on CNN ; Japan’s poop gold ; 77 lbs of dragon shit ; The first rule of being a good mom ; Working for the government Message in a Bottle: Deadpool sent us a question that he wanted us to answer on the show. We discuss the new Friday the 13th and the new version of Last House on the Left. Closing Song: Band: Bon Iver Song: Lump Sum Album: For Emma, Forever Ago yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2027.mp3?ref=rss Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:39:00 GMT 01:01:18 Talking, Ship, Talkingshit, Movies, Beer, Games, Music Talkingship Episode # 26 - Shrew Faced Yeast Infections Talkingship Episode # 26 – Shrew Faced Yeast Infections Learn how to order your own SONIC EARDRUM! Welcome back for episode 26. It’s our first show released on Sunday, which makes Super Bowl Sunday even MORE super! Beer of the Day: Redbridge Gluten-Free Beer. Beer Fact: The Pen-Tailed Tree Shrew News From the Mainland: Wacky Australian Robber ; Chicken wing shortage and contests ; Poop beach ; Worst sister ever ; Porn news ; New Zealand escapees ; More dumb criminals ; How to get a mistrial declared every time ; Lesbian Catholic Schoolgirls ; Don’t rob Thor ; Boulder’s Sushi Thief. Soundsystem: Jitterbug starts things off with a Hip-Hop band that he’s been listening to. Nerves takes us into the deep end with the most offensive song you’re likely to ever hear. Jitterbug’s Pick Band: PPP Song: On a Cloud Album: Abundance Nerves’ Pick Band: GG Allen Song: Caroline & Sue Album: Freaks, Faggots, Drunks, & Junkies Either/Or: Indoor OR Outdoor shows Video Vault: Nerves tells us what he thinks of Burn After Reading. Jitterbug gives us a quick take of Night at the Museum, but his main pick this week is Gone Baby Gone. SPOILER ALERT: We talk about the ending of the movie, so if you haven’t seen it and don’t want to know how it ends, SKIP THIS PART OF THE SHOW!! (We stop talking about the movie at 53:45) Either/Or: Wes Craven OR George Romero Davy Jones Locker: Richard Versaille’s last song Closing Song Band: The Budos Band Song: Chicago Falcon Album: The Budos Band II yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2026%202.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 01 Feb 2009 19:39:00 GMT 01:01:10 Talking, Ship, talkin', talkingshop, movies, games, beer, music Talkingship Episode # 25 - Pounding Our Silver Tips Talkingship Episode # 25 - Pounding Our Silver Tips Billy Mays and Vince Offer settle their feud. And we tie the skit up with the corniest joke in Talkingship history! It’s our silver anniversary show! NUMBER 25!! We celebrate by pounding Silver Bullets and introduce a new segment on the show, The Full Bottle Babble (FBB)! FBB # 1 = Jitterbug talks about a new magazine all about Beer! FBB # 2 = Nerves talks bad about Baconsalt! HOW DARE HE?! Jitterbug finishes his beer in a fury to defend his new favorite seasoning. Beer of the Day: Ska Brewing Company’s Ten Pin Porter. Jitterbug keeps saying that they have a Milk Stout, but Beer Fact: Powering the world with Beer. News From the Mainland: Poison fish, poison fish, TASTY fish ; Bad Goat ; Goth Kittens ; Mexican Voodoo ; Worst Landlord since the dead cat guy ; Tokyo’s plan to save the planet (TMI on Jitterbug’s bathroom techniques) ; Money from heaven ; Passwords and sticky notes ; Monopoly money is worth a lot of Danish Kroener. Davy Jones Locker: Best Defense Attorney in history! Soundsystem: Nerves takes us back in time to the glorious days of grunge. We listen to Pavement: We Are Underused off of Brighten the Corners. Jitterbug is back on the kick of giving the people something new and different for the listening pleasure. We chill with Juana Molina: Los Hongos De Marosa off of Un Dia. Either/Or : Skanking OR Moshing (that’s the fake one). Real either/or = Van Morrison OR Van Halen? Video Vault: Jitterbug has a new Blu-Ray that he wants to recommend. He was impressed with The Fall and wants other Blu-Ray owners to pick it up. Nerves checked out Gonzo: The Life and Times of Hunter S. Thompson. Either/Or : Blu-Ray Star Wars OR Blu-Ray Lord of the Rings Closing Song: Band : Pavement Song : We Dance Album : Wowee Zowee yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20_%2025.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:28:00 GMT 01:03:41 Movies, Games, Music, and Beer Talkingship Talkingship Episode # 24 - Russian Tiger Viagra Talkingship Episode # 24 – Russian Tiger Viagra Nikolai and Dimitri offer you the chance to have Russian Power Sex for the beginning of the show. We explain what the hell we’re doing here at the start for our new listeners. Beer of the Day: Meantime’s London Porter Random Ship: Nerves explains Edward Forty Hands. Beer Fact: Berserkers Davy Jones Locker: Nigerian Orgy Soundsystem: Nerves gives some love to a classic Hardcore band, Suicidal Tendencies. We listen to Facist Pig off of their first, self-titled album. Jitterbug steers us into a completely new direction with a band consisting of only cellist and a drummer. The band is Apocalyptica and we listen to the song Faraway off of the album Reflections. Either – Or: Backstage Pass OR After party? News From the Mainland: Weed flight ; Drinking and Driving and sleeping at stop signs ; Scam Alert ; Girlfriend friendly ; Update on No God Buses ; Stabbed but still drinking ; TJ Max Purse Theft ; My Bloody Valentine stabbing ; Swats, spankings, and shoes. Video Vault: Nerves goes first and tells us about a documentary he watched called Crazy Love. Jitterbug warns us about Shrooms. Either – Or: Favreau/Vaughn movie OR Ferrell/Reilly movie? Playing With Ourselves: Jitterbug borrowed The Darkness and gives us his impressions. Nerves loves the World of Goo in his Wii. Closing Song: Band – The Steepwater Band Song – Grace & Melody Album – Grace & Melody yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2024.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 22 Jan 2009 00:12:00 GMT 01:02:28 Movies, Beer, Music, Talking, Ship, Jitterbug, Nerves, Comedy Talkingship Episode # 23 - Earning Our Redwings Talkingship Episode # 23 – Getting Our Redwings The Curious Case of Been Jammin’ Buttends and Twatlight : Redwings. This is the single grossest and most offensive skit yet. You have been warned. Then we discuss pissing and farting at the same time, airport shitting, and public farting. Yeah, it’s going to be one of those kinda shows. Beer of the Week: Fort Collin’s Brewery – Rocky Mountain IPA Beer Fact: Where did IPA’s get their start? Board Stiff: Nerves wants to talk about Board games! He was playing a game called Bananagram and Settlers of Kattan. News From the Mainland: 14 year old steroid users and their dads ; Bushisms ; 2 DUIs in six hours ; The best job in the world ; Gary steps up ; Wii is the worst gift ever ; What will $16,000, 100 cases of beer, and several cases of meat buy you? ; Sea Kitten High School. Davy Jones Locker: Jerome Irving Rodale on Dick Cavatt’s couch. Soundsystem: We talk about the history of Ska music. Jitterbug has us listen to Solitary Confinement by Bim Skala Bim. Nerves shows some Dave Grohl love by talking about Probot. We listen to the song Silent Spring. Then we rant a bit about secret songs on albums. Either – Or: Classic Rock OR Alternative Video Vault: Nerves talks about the Golden Globes and 30 Rock. Then he professes his love of the Zohan. Jitterbug has been watching a lot of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Either – Or: The Foot Fist Way OR Super Troopers Closing Song: Band-Beyond Words Song-Exiled yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2023.mp3?ref=rss Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:53:00 GMT 01:04:30 Talking, Ship, Jitterbug, Nerves, Movies, Beer, Music Talkingship Episode # 22 - Human Monkey Shit Fights Talkingship Episode # 22 – Human Monkey Shit Fights Welcome to K-Wall’s everybody! Come in the rear entrance with your big loads. Double deucing our fire squirts on twenty two. Beer of the Day: Avery Brewery’s The Reverend Quadruple. Beer Fact – The Rule of Thumb News From the Mainland: Stealing tunafish; Spunking off a ski-lift; Or-tan-goo-tans; Refrigerated beaches; Sleepy Cakes; Big ole potato; Longest dog turds; Oldest DNA; Nerves’ romantic comedy fetish is revealed on his Netflix. Davy Jones’ Locker: Wa Wah Wee Wa. Soundsystem: Jitterbug talks about his favorite Rancid album, And Out Come the Wolves. We listen to the song As Wicked. Nerves picks a great band, but a terrible song. He has us listen to the song Friends from the band Ween. Either Or: Lower priced CDs OR lower priced MP3s Video Vault: It’s Bad Movie Drinky Drinky time! We watched the movie Santa’s Slay as a Christmas Special that hasn’t aired until now. Special Drinky Rule: Sleigh Bells Drinkability: Nerves 5 / Jitterbug 4 Cheesability: Nerves 3.5 / Jitterbug 2 Nudity: Nerves 0 / Jitterbug 0 Either Or: A lost movie from Bruce Lee OR John Belushi Closing Song: Ween – You Fucked Up yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20_%2022.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:08:00 GMT 01:09:19 Talkingship, movies, music, games, beer Talkingship Episode # 21 - Dusty, Dry, Condom Misadventures Talkingship Episode # 21 – Dusty, Dry, Condom Misadventures McGrizzly’s back for another mauling to celebrate our final show of the year AND our “We’re Legal” 21st!! Pop a cork with us and celebrate 2008 in all it’s glory as we sum up our top five favorite music and movies. Beer of the Day: We switch beer for Champagne this time! Beer Fact: Nerves explains what Fully Krausened means. News From the Mainland: Vermont Garbage Lotto; 1 and 2/3 bank gets robbed; Toilet guns; Recycle Reuse Relube; Further proof that Jitterbug is a bad person; Japanese Tom Hanks. Davy Jones’ Locker: The condom misadventure to end them all. Soundsystem: Nerves and Jitterbug run through their top five albums of the year. (We didn’t Burn It!) Either/Or: 20 cd set of ALL THE HITS of the 70’s OR 80’s. Video Vault: We run through our top movies of 2008! Either/Or: Remake of Caddyshack OR Animal House 2008 is OVER! We say some thank you’s and we saved a secret for the very end!! yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2021.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:27:00 GMT 01:07:41 Talkingship, games, music, movies, beer Talkingship Sarcastic Gamer Talkingship # 2 (Original Cut) Sarcastic Gamer Talkingship # 2 (Original Cut) Thanks to 8-Bit Bass, SGCP Talkingship # 1 finally made it onto the air! Well folks, we’re back for # 2! Jitterbug and Nerves get together to bring you another 20-some minutes of bliss. • We start things off right by cursing a lot and throwing back some sweet, sweet punishment. • Jitterbug picked up Fable 2 and tells you what he thinks. • Nerves wants to know which one is going to be better: RE5 OR Left For Dead? • Jitterbug soothed his cold with Fallout 3. • Then, one of us loses the Jager bet and cusses during the show! Listen in to hear who it was. • Nerves presents us with a retro Either/Or question. Dragon’s Lair OR Space Ace. • Then Nerves leads us into the rabbit-hole with questions about the Final Fantasy games. • We talk about the October 2008 Unit Sales of each of the video game systems. no no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Sarcastic%20Gamer%20Talkingship%20_%202.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 25 Dec 2008 03:48:00 GMT 00:27:03 Talkingship, Sarcasticgamer, movies, music, videogames Talkingship Episode # 20 - Floating a McCartney Talkingship Episode # 20 Floating a McCartney 20 episodes in the can! We give you a little Christmas cheer early courtesy of a mall Santa and Jitterbug’s daughter! Get the poor kids some Talkingship this year – It’s Free and better than head lice. Beer of the Day: The hardest bottle of beer to open in history: Grand Teton Brewing Company’s 20th Anniversary Reserve Double Red Ale Beer Fact: We prove that beer led to civilization itself! Random Ship: Screw you wrapping paper companies. And why do all the cheap-all-year Christmas movies cost so damn much at Christmas? News From The Mainland: Toilet mayham; Baby breaks into Family Dollar; The Go-Couch; Learn why we now say that we are “Floating a McCartney” when we take a shit; Worst place to park a stolen car; Davy Jones’ Locker: What’s wrong, Hun? Random Story: We tell a story about Brent’s puke-bowl night. Video Vault: Our top 5 (4) favorite Christmas movies! Either/Or: Remake of Blade Runner OR Blade Runner 2 Soundsystem: Nerves is knee deep into his butthole-a-thon. This week we listen to ‘P’ (then Nerves pauses the show to call Jitterbug out for farting like an old man) We hear their song: Michael Stipe. Jitterbug has been listening to Black Mountain and has us listen to the song, Wucan. Either/Or: A biopic about Jerry Garcia OR Syd Barrett. Random Slipper Comment and some shout outs Closing Song: Band – Harbinger Song - Deadfish yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2020.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:47:00 GMT 01:00:35 Talkingshit, movies, games, music, and beer Talkingship Episode # 19 - God's Health Pancake Talkingship Episode # 19 God’s Health Pancake Wilford Brimley loves him some Diabetes!! We promise to make it through every single segment this week. But we’re going to make sure to give you the full value of FREE! Beer of the Day: Avery Brewing Company’s 14’er E.S.B. Ale Beer Fact: Nerves gives us the LONGEST RECIPE for a hangover cure in history. We discover what God’s Health Pancake is. Then Jitterbug tells us the LONGEST hangover cure STORY in history. We’re Idiots: Jitterbug and Nerves share stories about why they know they’re stupid. News From the Mainland: Just give the lady some beer; Mayor McButtcheese the Turtle is turtly enough for our turtle party; Fourth grader’s movie deal about talking to girls; We prove that Jitterbug is a bad person; Animal snuggling and Nerves is a disgusting monkey paw eater; Don’t kiss Captain Suckface. Davy Jones’ Locker: Man gets buttbuttinated by a horse. Soundsystem: Jitterbug picks a newbie this week. He’s been digging a band from overseas called Katzenjammer. We listen to A Bar In Amsterdam off of their album Le Pop. Nerves continues his butthole-a-thon this week with a song off of Gibby Haynes and his Problem: Superman. What’s the best Jelly-Belly? Either/Or: Mick Jagger OR Keith Richards Video Vault: Jitterbug made another Blu-Ray mistake by buying Wanted. Empire Magazine’s Top 100 Movie Characters. Nerves saw Step-Brothers and he grades it on the Will Ferrell scale. Either / Or: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull OR Star Wars: Attack of the Clones Playing with Ourselves: Jitterbug gushes over Left 4 Dead. Nerves picked up Mortal Kombat vs DC. yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2019.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:31:00 GMT 01:03:58 Talking, Ship, Shit, Talkingship, movies, games, beer, music Talkingship Episode # 18 - Old Yeller's Dog Vagina Butthole-a-thon Talkingship # 18 – Old Yeller’s Dog Vagina Butthole-a-thon What would a week be without an episode of Talkingship to make your life complete? Well, thankfully, we’re back to give some more! It’s all the regular jazz you’ve come to expect with Beer of the Day: Budweiser’s American Ale (It’s a taste-test challenge) Beer Fact: Beer makes you smarter. We’ve got proof. Random Ship: Great ways to get even with your enemies. Soundsystem: Nerves explains what is happening with his Butthole-a-thon. And he has us listen to the Jackofficers’ song Swinger’s Club off of Digital Dump. Jitterbug shows his love for one of his heroes: Michael Franti. Enjoy his Yell Fire Medley and just go out and buy the album. It’s worth every penny. Either/Or: Primus OR all other Les Claypool Bands? Video Vault: Jitterbug pulls out his double whammy Franti explosion with “I Know I’m Not Alone”. Nerves talks about Tenacious D’s movie, “The Complete Masterworks 2”. Either/Or: Jim Carrey’s Serious Movies OR Funny Movies News From the Mainland: Why’s it taste so salty? Dick Dick’s Chinese Ant pheromones; Fridge thieves and mud pits; We We We is big downstairs; Spray on condoms; Tammy Smith is a dirty piece of shit; What is Amsterdam best known for? Davy Jones’ Locker: Rasputin! Just sit back and enjoy because it’s a good story. yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2018.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:28:00 GMT 01:02:46 Talking, Ship, Shit, Movies, Music, Games, Beer Talkingship Episode # 17 Perfect Strangers: Full Throttle Talking Ship Episode # 17 Perfect Strangers: Full Throttle We start things off right with a Perfect Strangers sketch that you’ll never forget. It’s also our Thanksgiving show! Put your turkey eating pants on, it’s time for your weekly serving of ship. Beer of the Day: Sierra Nevada 2008 Celebration Ale Beer Fact: Nerves brought us a Thanksgiving Beer Fact. Why did the Pilgrims land here? Listen and learn. And, what beer goes well with turkey? Listen and learn you freeloaders. Useless Ship: Cricket Chirp Fact. News From The Mainland: George Bush’s approval rating; Bush’s midnight legislation; Walmart crook meets door, then pole; Nerves is finally going to get the X-Mas present he’s always wanted (a Man-bra); Do not cuddle the Panda; Russian white lightning. Davy Jones’ Locker: Hans Steininger’s Beard. Soundsystem: Nerves thinks Ska is making a comeback. Jitterbug wants to see Hardcore to come back first. Nerves has us listen to Mustard Plug’s Suburban Homesick Blues. We get into a conversation about the width of Ska music. Jitterbug picks Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise. The song he wants to listen to is California off of their first album. Either / Or: Receiver vs Speakers! Which is more important? Video Vault: Nerves has the perfect Thanksgiving pick! Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Jitterbug’s pick is Absolutely Out of Control Crazy Fantastic Good! Undercover Brother!!! Ehiter / Or: Austin Powers International Man of Mystery OR Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me. Closing Song: Band: Public Property Album: What’s Going Down Song: Power Trip yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%2017.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 27 Nov 2008 02:25:00 GMT 01:00:11 Talkingship, shit, ship, movies, games, music Talkingship Episode # 16 - Pissing Blood, yeah, we're DOWN with that! Talking Ship Episode # 16 – Pissing Blood – We’re Down With That! It’s all topsy-turvy today. We’re at Jitterbug’s place, but Nerves is the captain! He’s going to take us through all the regular segments, except for Playing With Ourselves because we’re saving that for the new Sarcastic Gamer. Beer of the Day: Maudite Beer Fact – News about beer in Canada. News From the Mainland: Frito-Lay Crunch; Frank’s squirrel nightmare (which leads to more squirrel stories); Two cumb Canadian crooks; Communion wafers must be delicious; Nerves likes his nephew Jake; Two kids and a 62.5lb hunk of metal. Davy Jones’ Locker: Why did the chicken jump in the well? Soundsystem: John “Mitch” Mitchell died. Nerves has been hearing so much about the Fleet Foxes that he bought their album and was, kinda impressed. We listen to White Winter Hymnal off of their self titled album. Jitterbug wants to listen to Iron & Wine’s song Boy With a Coin off of The Shepherd’s Dog. Either / Or : BB King OR Eric Clapton (this one’s a marathon!) Video Vault: Nerves and Jitterbug went to go see Saw V and they actually kinda liked it. Nerves recently rented The Namesake and Jitterbug actually saw that a while ago. Nerves loved it, Jitterbug thought it was decent. Jitterbug has compiled lists and lists and lists of movies that they are planning on making. Either / Or : Cheech & Chong’s Up In Smoke OR Strange Brew Closing Song = Whiskey Makes Me Crazy by The Tossers yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%2016.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:47:00 GMT 01:18:28 Talking, Ship, Shit, videogames, beer, movies, music Talkingship Episode # 15 The Co-Mish Show Talkingship Episode # 15 The Co-MISH Show! Talkingship has a guest! Our buddy from back home, Matt, the Co-MISH, Michelin is along for the ride today. He Beer of the Day = Left Hand Brewery’s Milk Stout Beer Fact : Nerves has a tale to tell of Saints, man sweat, and dirty, dirty God love. News From the Mainland = A zero-tolerance train conductor; Schererville has at least one REALLY drunk family; Route 30’s chicken-fucker; A strip club disaster. Davy Jones’ Locker = The demise of Otis. A must listen!!! The Co-Mish has his doubts, but, like Nerves says, “It’s Davy Jones’ Locker, Bitch!” Soundsystem = The Co-Mish goes first and introduces us to a hip-hop band called Rhombus. We listen to the song, Onwards. Jitterbug has been grooving to Arctic Monkeys and picks the song “When the Sun Goes Down.” Nerves wants to listen to Rusted Root (and Jitterbug annoys us with SIMIAN THE WHALE) and we put on the song “Martyr” (A.K.A. the BOO-BAH-BA-BOP-BOP-BABOP song.) Then Nerves and the Co-Mish relay a story about Rusted Roots’ lead singer. And we also officially give Matt the nickname THE CO-MISH. Either / Or : Soundgarden OR Pearl Jam (This one gets intense!) Video Vault Bad Movie Drinky Drinky = Jack-O This movie came as a recommendation from a listener and BOY OH BOY is it a good one! Synopsis: A pumpkin headed demon is called forth from the grave by a mysterious old man that lives in a little boy’s head. The demon sweeps a lot of stuff with his sickle, and haunts the producer’s son. DRINKABILITY = 4.25 The Co-Mish = 4.5 Jitterbug = 4 Nerves = 4 (He puked, but still gives it a 4) CHEESABILITY = 4.5 The Co-Mish = 5 Jitterbug = 4 Nerves = 4.5 NUDITY = 3.25 The Co-Mish = 3.5 Jitterbug = 3 Nerves = 3 OVERALL SCORE = 4.25 Either / Or : Al Pacino OR Robert DeNiro Closing Song = The Co-Mish has a song for us that he’s been working on. yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%2015.mp3?ref=rss Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:31:00 GMT 01:13:51 Talking, Ship, Shit, movies, music, games, beer, videogames Talkingship Episode # 14 Talkingship Episode # 14 Back together again! Nerves and Jitterbug are BACK! It’s our first regular episode in a couple weeks. No one’s sick; no one’s on vacation; we’re just back together for you! Beer of the Day = Alaskan Brewing Company’s Smoked Porter. It’s in honor of Sarah Palin!! Who we can’t wait to hear is safe back in B.F.ing Alaska. We can’t help ourselves: we’ve got to talk about politics. Bare with us as we speak our mind. Beer Fact : Germany’s Oktoberfest 2008 was down in beer sales and up in sexy-time! News From the Mainland = Halloween parents… Who are you voting for? Zack and Miri make a, um, movie. Nerves brings us down with newborn mortality rates. Then we go off on the pharmaceutical companies. The Nerves takes us further into the shitty rabbithole with some bad news about the education system. We get back on track with the best armored car robbery we’ve ever heard. Atheist’s strike back! And we end things with a naked pumpkin race. Davy Jones’ Locker = It’s a fun new segment about dead people. Be careful when you blow trees. Lightning never strikes twice, um, thrice, uhhh… Four times?? Soundsystem = Nerves’ is preaching the word of Joe Strummer! He recommends Johnny Appleseed off of Global-a-Go-Go. Jitterbug gives his love to Okkervil River’s song Our Life is not a Movie off of The Stage Names. Either / Or : Which concert do you go with? Iron Maiden in 1985 OR Black Sabbath in 1973, Don’t Shit in My Mailbox Palin Candy! Playing with Ourselves = How’d Jergen’s lotion get its name? Nerves is playing NHL ’09 from EA Sports! Jitterbug picked up Fable 2. Either / Or : Bar games! Golden Tee OR Bowling? Closing Song = Assembly of Dust’s Corpus Christi. yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%2014.mp3?ref=rss Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:24:00 GMT 01:09:12 Talking, Ship, shit, videogames, movies, music, news Talkingship Episode # 13 Talkingship Episode # 13 – Halloween Vacation Show We start off in INDIANA! Jitterbug is on vacation in his old hometown and hanging out with some old friends, Pousto! Beer of the Day = Coors Light, kicking it old school!! Soundsystem = Since we’re hanging with Pousto, we play a little of their stuff for you to enjoy. Then we discuss their influences and what bands they are listening to currently. Video Vault = We get into the Superhero genre and get the guy’s opinions on the new Iron Man, Hulk, Batman, etc. Then we discuss the new Indiana Jones, the emergence of Captain America in some of the recent flicks, how bad Daredevil was, and then we finish things up with some Batman, Wolverine, and bottle-face-smashing talk. Playing with Ourselves = We discuss the new Halo Recon trailer. And we debate the virtues of the PS3 vs the Xbox 360. Brent and the guys picked up Star Wars Unleashed and want to talk about it, which pulls us into some talk about the new Star Wars Clone Wars cartoon. And somehow or another we end up talking about the Transformers and Star Trek. What the hell, let’s leave the video game talk behind and talk about Heroes! Either / Or : We revisit the classic question: Singer X-Men OR Nolan Batman. Return of the Nerves!!! He’s feeling better, kind of! We wanted to give you our list of the Top Five Horror Movie Villains of all time! We’re drinking Robert the Bruce from Three Floyds, which means that this is the first show ever that we have TWO Beers of the Day. yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%2013.mp3?ref=rss Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:00:00 GMT 01:10:10 Talking, shit, ship, videogames, movies, beer, music Talkingship Talkingship The LOST Episode Talkingship Episode LOST EPISODE This is the episode that Nerves and Jitterbug recorded just in case they couldn’t do a show some week, and well, this is the week. So sit back and enjoy everyone! Beer of the Day = Left Hand Brewery’s JuJu Ginger Beer Fact = Go to Beeradvocate.com Bad Movie Drinky Drinky ALIEN INTRUDER Plot = Billy Dee Williams pilots a crew of convicts in search of a destroyed ship. Then an alien chick shows up and starts offing them. Special Drinky Rule = A drink per Billy Deified Line. Drinkability = Nerves = 3 / Jitterbug = 3 Cheesability = Nerves = 3 / Jitterbug = 4 Nudity = Nerves = 2 / Jitterbug = 3 Overall Score = 3 Either/Or = Concerts OR Documentary Playing With Ourselves = Nerves wants to geek out over Rockband 2 and we somehow get into a lengthy discussion about our i-pods. Jitterbug talks about Disgaea 3 Either / Or = A New Sonic the Hedgehog OR Bonks Adventure? Soundsystem = Nerves talks about Gogol Bordello! He is in love with the album Super Taranta and he wants to listen to America Wedding. Jitterbug gushes over Atari Teenage Riot! He wants to listen to Speed off of Burn Berlin Burn. Either/Or = Metallica OR Megadeth. Closing Song = Jaymay’s Corduroy yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20LOST%20EPISODE.mp3?ref=rss Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:02:00 GMT 01:16:04 Talking, Ship, Shit, Music, Movies, Games, Beer Talkingship Episode # 12 - The SICK Show! Talkingship Episode # 12 We’ll call this the SICK SHOW! Nerves is sick, and he’s missing the fun this time around. Jitterbug braves the seas alone, and decides to stick together a special show on Video Games, beer, and a concert that Nerves and Jitterbug went to last week. So sit back and enjoy, we’ll make it quick! Beer of the Day = Arrogant Bastard Ale Beer Fact = In honor of the Phillies… Soundsystem = It’s a special tribute to The A.K.A.s, The Swellers, The Fear Nuttin Band, and Streetlight Manifesto! Sarcasticgamer Talkingship Jitterbug and Nerves introduce themselves to the Sarcastic Gamer community. They run a podcast called Talkingship where a ridiculous amount of debauchery goes on that they can’t bring onto the Sarcasticgamer Podcast. So listen to them struggle to keep things clean as they plow through all the following topics: • Neurosky announced a new headset called The Mindset that can use your brainwaves to move your character around. • We discuss Nerves’ Wii Peripheral addiction. • Nerves wants to talk about DeBlob for the Wii. • The Wii is the Party system. • Call of Duty World at War and the Sarcastic Gamer forums. We also talk about the history of COD. • Somehow, the COD discussion evolved into a Halo discussion. Jitterbug explains how the alignment of the planets led to his Halo love. We also discuss the upcoming Halo 3 Recon trailer. • Who isn’t excited about Gears of War 2? We both are!! Closing Song = The A.K.A.s’ Dead Flowers yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%2012.mp3?ref=rss Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:02:00 GMT 00:44:34 Talkingshit, ship, talking, movies, music, games, beer Talkingship Talkingship # 11 Talkingship Episode # 11 I know you’ve heard this before, but this time we really mean it: This is the best show EVER! Jitterbug is the captain this time around, and boy do we have a lot to talk about! Beer of the Day = Nerves brought his favorite Pumpkin Ale from Buffalo Bill’s Brewery. Beer Fact = Molson Coors Brewing Company was the official ethanol provider to the Democratic National Convention. Then we debate whether pumpkins are vegetables or fruits. News From the Mainland = The Sudan is going to handle the Darfur trials. We hate Brett Farve even more now. The cow suit makes the story! The Sudan will take care of Darfur AND a serious Daisy Duke problem. What letter would be the WORST possible replacement for the ‘B’ is Obama? Video Vault = Jitterbug reviews The Foot Fist Way. And watch for what happens to the wedding ring at the end of the movie. That’s Jitterbug’s favorite part. Nerves saw Religulous and loved it. Then we have a debate about whether or not people of faith should go see it. Either / Or : Old School OR Animal House Soundsystem = We announce the winner of our very first Battle of the Bands award!! Listen to hear who won, Flogging Molly OR Dropkick Murphys. Jitterbug’s pick for the sound system this time is The Underdog by Spoon off of Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga. Nerves gets a little mountain fever with bluegrass superstars Yonder String Mountain. We listen to Just the Same off of their self-titled release. And we end up saying congrats to Spring Creek as well. Either / Or : Matador Records OR Merge Records We also find time to plug The Steepwater Band too! And by the way, the cd release party that Nerves is talking about is at the Double Door! Random Ship = Get your dork on! We talk comic books!! Closing Song = Underwater Camera by June July August yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%2011.mp3?ref=rss Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:51:00 GMT 01:02:41 Talkingshit, Talking, Ship, Shit, Movies, Music, Games, Beer Talkingship Episode # 10 : Jitterbug & Nerves plow through all of the regular segments this week. Talkingship Episode # 10 It’s time for another episode for you faithful shipheads! We go through a ton of good stuff this show! We’ve got a classic sketch to start things off and then we move into the goods you came for. We fit in all the normal segments this week as we celebrate TEN shows! Break out the beers ya’ll, it’s time to celebrate! Beer of the Day = Nerves tries to pretend that he didn’t forget about the BEER OF THE DAY segment. Jitterbug forces him to focus in on the Blue Moon’s Harvest Moon Pumpkin Ale. Beer Fact = We explain what Pumpkin Ales are. News From the Mainland = Burgers are good…mmmmmm; I’d buy that for a dollar seventy five; Dominatrixes are in financial trouble; Animals stuck on a roof; Canadian politicians with an Ayds interlude; Australia’s Problem Child. Video Vault = Nerves regrets forgetting about Midnight Madness for our 80’s movie marathon. Jitterbug just saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall and he loved it! Nerves tries to pretend that he hates Romantic Comedies, but he is a liar. He is a romantic comedy fanatic! Either / Or : Comedy Teams in Talledega Nights OR Supertroopers. Soundsystem = Nerves talks about the Cold War Kids : We Used to Vacation (Robbers & Cowards). Jitterbug unleashes his favorite female artist of allll time, Tanya Donelly : Every Devil (Whiskey Tango Ghosts). Oh, and Put The Pudding in the Basket cause my socks suck! Either / Or : The most confusing question ever! I think Nerves is asking which band is better, Nirvana OR Foo Fighters. Playing With Ourselves = Nerves has been playing the Y’s games for years back. Jitterbug is still stuck on Oblivion. Either / Or: Callof Duty 4 OR Grand Theft Auto 4 Closing Song = Kotorino’s Dangle Tango yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%2010%20compact.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:24:00 GMT 01:07:58 Talking, Ship, Shit, talkingshit, movies, music, beer, videogames Talkingship Episode # 9 Talkingship Episode # 9 Jitterbug and Nerves spent WAY too much time putting together the first five minutes of the show this week. So you’d better enjoy it!!! This week Jitterbug plays Captain and Nerves serves his time as First Mate. It’s the end of Oktoberfest, so let’s get ready to celebrate! Beer of the Day = Beer Fact = Nerves decided to look up the role of BEER during wartime! He’s got a lot of War-Beer facts for you. And everybody, we want you to create your own Suttler’s Wagon. Then we give Miller a Million Dollar Idea! And finally, we talk about Sixpacksforsoldiers.com. News From the Mainland = Landlords and dead cats. Creepshow sneaks in. Then we talk about being drunk, angry Nerves, hugging cops, and petting horses in Ybor. Canary smugglers. A 1.8 million dollar speeding infraction. New Jersey Ninjas! Soundsystem = We go over some CD release dates. Jitterbug wants to listen to the Mighty Mighty Bosstones!! He picks Don’t Worry Desmond Decker off of the new Medium Rare. Jitterbug also promises to put up an Audiophiling.com set for the Bosstones. Nerves picks Burning Brides for his band this time. He wants to listen to Arctic Snow off of Fall of the Plastic Empire. Either / Or : Which MMB album? Don’t Know How to Party OR Question the Answers? Video Vault = We give you some upcoming DVD releases. Then we give you the Top 5 80’s Comedies That You Need To Watch Again. Then we reveal the new Top 5 Contest: The TOP 5 All Time Movie Villains! Playing With Ourselves = All out of time video-gamers, sorry! We’ll catch it next time. Closing Song = Ronnie Baker Brooks’ Take Me Witcha!! yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%209.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:45:00 GMT 01:09:05 Talking, ship, shit, talkingshit, movies, music, games, jitterbug, nerves Talkingship Episode # 8 Talkingship Episode # 8 Jitterbug and Nerves do the best skit yet to start the show! They were both laughing their ass off afterwards. Nerves is the captain, so who knows where we’re going to end up. Beer of the Day = Samuel Adam’s Oktoberfest. Beer Fact = It’s the Good and the Bad session of the Beer fact. We learn about beer and pancreatic cancer. Then we learn why alcoholics are skinny. Soundsystem = Nerves gives us one of his Top Five bands of all times: The Butthole Surfers! He’s mad crazy for Gibby!! He picks Two Parter off Rembrandt Pussyhorse for his song of the week. Jitterbug makes us listen to two songs! He wants people to recognize a song from a commercial from his band of the week, which is The New Pornographer’s The Bleeding Heart Show off of Twin Cinema. Then he gives us his real song of the week, Mutiny I Promise You off of Challengers. We also plug Audiophiling.com and explain what it’s all about. And we make sure to give some props to our friends over at Onekindradio.com and paddyrock.com. Either / Or : Fleetwood Mac OR The Eagles and Nerves throws the world off its axis with his pick. News From the Mainland = Jitterbug makes us go serious for a second with some news about Russia and Venezuela and the resurgence of the Cold War. Then we talk about how global warming affects Polar Bears. Airplane security hates the Transformers. An Illuminati soldier fails, and when the police catch him he gives the single greatest quote that he could ever give in that circumstance. The panty burglar gets busted. Then we get serious with petroleum jelly, monkey peaches, butts, and church windows. Finally, what does your musical taste say about you? Video Vault = We discuss our upcoming, 80’s comedy marathon. Nerves loves Grandma’s Boy and Jitterbug says, “Eh, it’s okay.” Jitterbug talks about some new DVD releases and he sets the world back on its axis with his awesome, ground-shaking, life-altering, bowling ball-set secret pick! Either / Or : Nerves tries to gives us a COREY’S Either / Or with a Goonies OR The Lost Boys. Then Nerves loses $20 on a bet. Playing With Ourselves = We talk a little about our COD 4 session last week and throw some shout outs to a few of the boys. Nerves wants to talk about Gear of War 2. Either / Or : Table Top Centipede OR Pacman. Closing Song = The Righs’ I Hope I Never See You Again. yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Episode_8.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:43:00 GMT 01:06:13 Talkingship, talking, ship, shit, talkingshit, nerves, jitterbug, movies, music, games, beer Talkingship Episode # 7 Talkingship Episode # 7 Jitterbug and Nerves are BLOWN away by how many people have been signing on each week to hear our ship! We get into all the normal topics this week, but things got heated when Nerves and Jitterbug started fighting over a couple contentious either / or’s! What a week!!! And we start it out with our raunchiest skit to date. Cover the kiddies ears, this one’s gonna get NASTY! We also get serious for a minute (don’t worry, it doesn’t last) and pay tribute to Richard Wright, then the hurricane victims, the economy is for shite, and SNL is losing it’s soul!! Beer of the Day = Erdinger Weissbrau Oktoberfest Weizen Beer Fact of the Week = Nerves makes up for the week he flubbed the beer fact! This week he tells us just about EVERYTHING there is to know about Oktoberfest!! Pay attention to what a Beer Lichen is! News From the Mainland = Dance Muslim, Dance! The Buttbuttinator! Operation Scheduled Failure! Aliens are coming, but ignore them cause they’ll leave eventually. Walking the dog nude and Bruce Willis movies. Then we reveal a few INSIDE JOKES: 1. Old Greg 2. It’s a Trap! 3. The Talking Ship logo! Then Nerves spills beer all over my couch!! Video Vault = Jitterbug wants to talk about Blu-Ray players. We debate why the Blu-Ray format won (and Nerves is W R O N G !!!) Jitterbug gives you his 5 favorite Blu-Rays so far and talks about some upcoming must buys. Nerves gives some love to The Last Waltz. Either / Or : Quentin Tarantino OR Martin Scorsese Soundsystem = Jitterbug throws down some Hip Hop this week with Atmosphere’s Trying to Find a Balance. Nerves expresses his undying devotion to Clutch. He picks 10001110101 off of Robot Hive / Exodus. Either / Or : The BATTLE OF THE BANDS edition of Either / Or! We throw down the gauntlet and challenge Jitterbug’s Dropkick Murphy’s versus Nerves’ Flogging Molly. We announce the NEW Audiophile.com. Playing With Ourselves = We skip the Playing With Ourselves section because we ran way over this week. But we do manage to announce a GAME ON session where we will get on X-Box Live and play some COD4 with you on Thursday, September 18th at 9pm et. Closing Song = Middle Rhythm Section’s Ragamuffin. yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%207.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:29:00 GMT 01:09:07 Talking, Ship, Shit, movie, music, videogames, games, reviews Talkingship Episode # 6 Talkingship Episode # 6 Jitterbug and Nerves are off on another journey on the ship! Nerves is the captain, and he’s throwing a few wrenches in the mix this show! We talk about all the normal stuff, but we manage to get some politics into this show, and Nerves has a surprise for us in the Soundsystem segment! So sit back, get a beer, and enjoy the ship. Beer of the Day = Corsendonk Abbey Pale Ale Beer Fact of the Week = Beer’s back on top! Abbey Ales and Trappist Beers. It’s a Trappist Trap!! And slurp some cookie. Use a lambic on your girlfriend. And Jitterbug tells a high school story about Zima. We’ll call it the LO AND BEHOLD story, because Jitterbug must have said that phrase five or six times! Video Vault = Nerves wants to talk about Adult Cartoons (not the tentacle hentai stuff, just the pg-13 stuff). We debate where Ren and Stimpy fit into the scheme of things, and Nerves tries to relate it to British Comedies (huh???) Nerves wants to hear what your favorite cartoons are. Jitterbug picks The Venture Brothers as his favorite cartoon of all time! We also explain what the Wilhelm Scream is. Either / Or : Sam Raimi OR David Lynch Soundsystem = Nerves is changing the rules! He wants to talk about Jello Biafra’s spoken word album ‘I Blow Minds For A Living.’ Jitterbug is digging Dr. Dog’s new album Fate. We listen to Hang On, and if you like that, check out My Friend also. Either / Or : WHOOPS! We forgot the Either Or this week!!! News From the Mainland = Small penises lose a false hero. Woman scorned gets back at husband through e-bay. A guy in a wheelchair steels condoms and an energy drink. Ingenious Iguana Smuggler. Sarah Palin is a Fucking Liar, and we prove it! Oh, and Mike Huckabee is a liar too. Playing With Ourselves = Nerves wants to talk about rolling around some sticky balls (Katamari). Jitterbug reviews Mercenaries 2. Either / Or : Red ring of death OR A broken memory storage device Closing Song = The Steepwater Band : Revelation Sunday yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%206.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:06:00 GMT 01:07:53 Talkingship, talking, ship, nerves, jitterbug, movies, music, videogames, talkingshit Talkingship Episode # 5 (Version 5.2) Talkingship Episode # 5 Get on the ship! This is what we’re calling our very first OFFICIAL episode of Talkingship! We start out with a new sketch, then go into our normal segments: Soundsystem, Video Vault, Playing With Ourselves, and News From the Mainland. And who could forget the beer?!? And please forgive the cricket in the background through this! I promise I’ll kill it before the next show! Oh, and one last thing, count the number of times Jitterbug calls Nerves, “Son.” Beer of the Day = Pete’s Wicked Rally Cap Beer Fact of the Week = Nerves forgot to get a Beer Fact this week! Listen to him try to cover his ass with a LAME Beer Fact of the Week! Soundsystem = It’s a special edition of Soundsystem! Nerves and Jitterbug decide that they both want to talk about Mike Patton! So this segment turns into an ode to Mike Patton! Mr. Bungle (The Girls of Porn, Goodbye Sober Day). Faith No More (Ashes to Ashes, Gentle Art of Making Enemies). Either / Or : What music do you take to a fight? Video Vault = Jitterbug wants to start an 80’s comedy marathon! Help us pick 5 80’s comedies that we should watch! Also, Nerves gets called out for maligning Kim Catrall! Nerves just watched Saw 3, and we talk about the advent of the Torture Porn movie fad. Either / Or : Eddie Murphy OR Dave Chapelle OR Richard Pryor News From the Mainland = A guy gets pepper sprayed for laughing too hard; $6K Watermelons; Shatner hates bedding trekkies; Viagra chocolate. Playing With Ourselves = Jitterbug loves the Xbox 360 Arcade’s Castle Crashers. Nerves expresses his LOVE of all things Rockband! Either / Or : Xbox 360’s Arcade OR The Wii Marketplace Closing Song = Buford : Side By Side yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%205%20%28v5.2%29.mp3?ref=rss Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:54:55 GMT 01:04:02 Music, Movies, Videogames, Beer, Talkingship Talkingship Episode # 4 (Pre-Season 4 of 4) Talkingship Episode # 4 (Pre-Season 4 of 4) The fun continues! And this time the boy decided to do a sketch at the beginning, and it happens to be the Funniest Joke of ALL Time! Sit back, relax, and pop open a beer to enjoy another episode of Talkingship! Beer of the Day = Left Hand Brewery’s Milk Stout Beer Fact of the Week = Porters and Stouts Bad Movie Drinky Drinky = The boys review PYTHON! News From the Mainland = The Farmer’s Almanac says expect a cold winter; Bigfoot’s in a freezer in Georgia; The 5 WORST cities to be a sports fan in; A Python is NOT man’s best friend. Soundsystem = Nerves’ Pick : Tom Waits (Filipino Box Spring Hog). Jitterbug’s Pick : Dropkick Murphy’s (Rude Awakenings). Either / Or : A new found LOST tracks album from The Beatles OR Led Zepplin. Video Vault = Nerves and Jitterbug went to see Tropic Thunder! They also talk about some of the upcoming movies for this winter. Either / Or : Scarface OR Taxi Driver Playing With Ourselves = Sorry friends! We ran out of time to Play with Ourselves this week! Closing Song = Blood In Blood Out : This Fight We Fought yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%204.mp3?ref=rss Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:22:00 GMT 01:00:25 Movies, Music, Videogames, Beer, Talking, Ship, Shit Talkingship Episode # 3 (Pre-Season 3 of 4) Talkingship Episode # 3 (Pre-Season 3 of 4) Jitterbug is the captain as the boys set sail on their first REGULAR show. It is also the first hour long show! They plow through each of the regular segments and even find time to introduce a Brand New Segment called “News From the Mainland.” And listen for our fancy new sound effects! Beer of the Day = Pyramid Brewery’s Apricot Ale Beer Fact of the Week = Can you live on beer alone? Soundsystem = Jitterbug’s Pick : Arcade Fire / Neon Bible (Keep the Car Running, Antichrist Television Blues). Nerves’ Pick : Jon Langford (Nashville Radio fast version, Over the Cliff). Either / Or : CD Shops OR Online Music Stores News From the Mainland = The perfect woman defined; Strapped to the bottom of the car; Sharing a condom; Initiation mishap with a bow and arrow; Killing yourself with your own Dutch oven; Airport security can see your monkey peaches; Racist three year olds think you’re smelly. Video Vault = Jitterbug wants you to stay FAR away from Doomsday. Nerves’ fondly remembers Rowdy Roddy Piper’s opus: Hell Comes to Frogtown! Either / Or : Freddy OR Jason Playing With Ourselves = Jitterbug’s pick this time is Soul Calibur 4 for the PS3. Nerves is upset with Bionic Commando Re-armed but in love with Braid. Either / Or : Zelda OR Final Fantasy Closing Song = Jaymay : Gray or Blue yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%203.mp3?ref=rss Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:38:00 GMT 01:00:04 movies, music, videogames, beer, random news Talkingship Episode # 2 (Pre-Season 2 of 4) Talkingship Episode # 2 (Pre-Season 2 0f 4) Nerves is the captain this time as the boys debate what was the Worst of 2008 So Far. They discuss movies, music, video games and beer again. Beer of the day = New Belgium’s Fat Tire Beer Fact of the Week = King Tut’s Beer! Soundsystem = Nerves’ Worst of 2008 : Black Crowes / War Paint. Jitterbug’s Worst of 2008 : Jack Johnson / Sleep Through the Static. Either / Or : My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult OR KMFDM Video Vault = Nerves’ Worst of 2008 : Semi-Pro. Jitterbug’s Worst of 2008 : No specific movie, just Missed Opportunities. Either / Or : Teen Wolf Too OR Mannequin 2 Playing With Ourselves = Nerves’ Worst of 2008 : Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Jitterbug’s Worst of 2008 : Everything Wii Either / Or : EA OR 2K Random Ship = Reality TV Closing Song = Pousto : Naturally yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%202.mp3?ref=rss Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:45:00 GMT 00:32:34 Talking, Ship, movies, music, games, videogames, beer, talkingshit, shit Talkingship Episode # 1 (Pre-Season 1 of 4) Talkingship Episode # 1 (Pre-Season 1 of 4) Nerves and Jitterbug embark on their very first excursion into podcasting. On this episode, which the boys are calling their PreSeason Episode # 1, they give you their recommendations for the Best of 2008 SO FAR. They recommend music, movies, videogames, and of course beer! Beer of the day = Odell’s 90 Shilling Beer Fact of the Week = They explain the difference between Ale and Lager Soundsystem = Jitterbug’s Pick: Vampire Weekend (song pick = A-Punk, Oxford Comma). Jitterbug’s Honorable Mention: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds / Dig Lazarus Dig (Dig Lazarus Dig, Midnight Man). Nerves’ Pick: Gnarles Barkley / The Odd Couple (song pick = Going On, Open Book). Nerves’ Honorable Mention: Alejandro Esovedo / Real Animal (Sister Lost Soul, The Swallows of San Juan). Either / Or : Dead Kennedy’s OR The Dead Milkmen Video Vault = Jitterbug’s Pick: Wall-E. Honorable Mention: The Dark Knight. Nerves’ Pick: The Dark Knight. Honorable Mention: Get Smart. Either / Or : New Brian Singer X-Men OR New Chris Nolan Batman Playing With Ourselves = Jitterbug’s Pick: Grand Theft Auto 4. Honorable Mention: Metal Gear Solid 4. Nerves’ Pick: Mario Kart Wii. Honorable Mention: WiiFit Either / Or : The Wii OR X-Box 360 Closing Song = The Steepwater Band : Between Her and the Morning. yes no http://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%201.mp3?ref=rss Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:43:00 GMT 00:30:47 Music, movies, video games, beer, talking, ship, nerves, jitterbug, steepwater, review, preview, comedy, funny, drinking,