60http://blog.talkingship.comThu, 18 Mar 2010 02:31:50 GMTThu, 18 Mar 2010 02:31:50 GMTenTalkingshipMusic, Movies, Videogames, and Beer!TalkingshipJitterbug and Nerves review movies, music, videogames, and beer as they debate what they would take with them on a trip out to sea that they might never come back from. They trade off the captain's hat show after show, and the captain gets to choose the direction the ship is going to take each week by selecting what segments they will do and offer up the Either/Or questions at the end of each. These questions have become the hallmark of the show, and have led to multiple online debates over at blog.talkingship.com. Jitterbug and Nerves also run the website, Audiophiling.com, which allows you to send in your own Top Ten lists of your favorite bands for everyone to see. So what else do you possibly need to know? Get on the ship already!Jitterbug and Nerves review movies, music, videogames, and beer as they debate what they would take with them on a trip out to sea that they might never come back from. They trade off the captain's hat show after show, and the captain gets to choose the direction the ship is going to take each week by selecting what segments they will do and offer up the Either/Or questions at the end of each. These questions have become the hallmark of the show, and have led to multiple online debates over at blog.talkingship.com. Jitterbug and Nerves also run the website, Audiophiling.com, which allows you to send in your own Top Ten lists of your favorite bands for everyone to see. So what else do you possibly need to know? Get on the ship already!Talkingshiptalkingship@yahoo.comyesTalkingshipEpisode # 79 - Buggin Out With the Comishnonohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20_79.mp3?ref=rssWed, 17 Mar 2010 23:52:00 GMT00:00:00TalkingshipEpisode # 78 - Wooly BearTalkingship Episode # 78 – Wooly Bear Beer: Claymore Scotch Ale from Great Divide Video Vault: Alice in Wonderland is impossible to get into at Imax Woolybear talks about the unfortunate lack of Grump Old Man love Nerves watches Orphan and tries not to spoil it either or: A drama about Carrot Top or a Romantic Comedy about Hitler Davey Jones Locker: REALLY bad heartburn Woolybear has a sidestory about a not using your cellphone at the pump Playing with ourselves: Nerves starts talking about God of War II and gets derailed Is PS2 "Old School" Wooly's generosity with old systems 100 pin bowling vs. Wally-ball God of War revisited Wooly's lovin some Borderlands The Thanksgiving Gears of War massacre more MW2 gamer nite promises...it'll happen, I promise Medal of Honor vs. Call of Duty more random game talk either or: Ms. Pac-man or Galaga Fangasm: Bacon Beats out Sausage as best morning meat Jizz Mopper is by far the worst job you could ever have We show our age with an either or from way back: 8-track or cassette The poll this week is deciding what the worst natural disaster is 1. Earthquake 2. Tsunami 3 Tornado 4. Volcanic Eruption 5. Avalanche 6. Hurricane 7. Sandstorm end song: Old No. 8 song: Noah album: Dead Man's Handyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/TS%2078%20Wooly%20Bear%202.mp3?ref=rssTue, 09 Mar 2010 14:54:00 GMT00:52:34Talkingship Episode # 78TalkingshipEpisode # 77 - Marblecake Mop-UpTalkingship Episode # 77 – Marblecake Mop-Up Nerves gets pissed that we aired his Marble Cake hijinks, but he’ll just have to get over it. Episode 77 might be coming late, but it’s coming HARD, so sit back, relax, and enjoy. We talk about how Earth is fucking us as well as our psycho website neighbors. Beer of the Day The Bruery Orchard White Belgian Style Ale 9 out of 11 ships Video Vault • Nerves watched Brokeback Mountain. For real. No joke, he really did. But we extol the virtues (boobies) of the movie. • Hump Day • Crazy Heart review • Nerves wants to see She’s Out of My League / Jitterbug wants to see Hot Tub Time Machine • Black Dynamite review • Invention of Lying review Either/Or : Baseball OR Football movies? Soundsystem Nerves’ Pick Band: Acoustic Syndicate Song: Powderfinger Album: Live From the Neighborhood Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Galactic Song: Heart of Steel Album: Ya-Ka-May Either/Or: M.O.D. OR S.O.D. Playing With Ourselves Jitterbug gives us the downlow on the new Borderlands DLC : The Secret Armory of General Knoxx. Fangasm Either/Or: Bacon OR Sausage Poll: Worst Job : Garbage Man / Jizz Mopper / Retail Store Clerk / Shit Scooper / Fast Food Closing Song Band: Black Mountain Song: Queens Will Play Album: In the Futureyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2077.mp3?ref=rssFri, 05 Mar 2010 05:05:00 GMT01:18:17Talkingship Episode # 77TalkingshipEpisode # 76 - Sasscrotchnonohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2076.mp3?ref=rssSun, 21 Feb 2010 20:43:00 GMT00:00:00TalkingshipEpisode # 75 - The Bug Has Been Smushedyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2075.m4a?ref=rssTue, 16 Feb 2010 07:03:00 GMT00:46:17talkingship episode # 75TalkingshipEpisode # 74 - A Warm Bath, Loofa, and Some AntibioticsTalkingship Episode # 74 – A Warm Bath, Loofa, and Some Antibiotics No skit this week as we are recording this mere hours before the Superbowl starts! No time for love, Dr Jones! But we do have time to talk to my Mom. Beer of the Day More Boulevard Brewery goodness News From the Mainland I call 100% BULLSHIT on this NFTM! Nerves gives us two bornign ass, non-funny stories during this edition, and I call total garbage on that!! STORY ONE – Francis Bean Sings STORY TWO – Fireman Poop Delivery System STORY THREE – Lincoln Park Zoo movies Playing With Ourselves More Mass Effect talk, and we settle the score concerning CoD MW 2. Nerves explains why he has decided not to buy the game! EITHER/OR – Project Natal OR The Wii Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Eddie Vedder Song: Rise Album: Into the Wild Nerves’ Pick Band: The Bottle Rockets Song: Sunday Sports Album: The Brooklyn Side EITHER/OR – Werewolves of London OR Bad Moon Rising Video Vault • Weeds Season 5 • World’s Greatest Dad • Robin Hood Trailer • Planet of the Apes Prequel • Marky Mark effect • Gremlins 3D • Daredevil Remake • Video Game Movies are going to be big! Nerves pulls some shit and talks about Legally Blonde and Miss Congeniality. Oi. EITHER/OR – Tango and Cash OR Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man Talkingship History Lesson The long and twisted tale of Crazy Ray. Fangasm Either/Or – Basketball OR Baseball Poll – Best Videogame Franchise: Mario Bros / Zelda / Metroid / Halo / Sonic / COD / Final Fantasy Closing Song Band: Mr. Bungle Song: Goodbye Sober Day Album: Californiayesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2074.mp3?ref=rssMon, 08 Feb 2010 06:04:00 GMT01:16:42Talkingship Episode # 74TalkingshipEpisode # 73 - Doc Gets Stuck Into Our Endyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2073.m4a?ref=rssMon, 01 Feb 2010 03:24:00 GMT01:19:35TalkingshipEpisode # 72 - Big Mangled Boobsyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2072.m4a?ref=rssMon, 25 Jan 2010 05:51:00 GMT01:16:29TalkingshipEpisode # 71 - Teenage Lesbian Bukake PartyEpisode # 71 – Teenage Lesbian Bukake Party Jitterbug and Nerves are back for another week of beer drinking and bullshit. They managed to get drunk well in advance of this week’s episode while watching the BMDD, Black Devil Doll. So sit back and get ready to listen to two drunkards laugh their way through an hour of mindless banter. In other words, it’s exactly what you’ve come to expect from us. Beer of the Week – Miller High Life Video Vault • Black Devil Doll BMDD • More Predators Information • Spiderman 4 is Dead. Here’s why. • Comic Book Movies Are Going Downhill • Avatar Review • Piranha Movie Update • Australia Sucks. • The X-Men Challenge EITHER/OR – Remake Star Wars OR Indiana Jones News From the Mainland Story One – Bakery Licker Story Two – Drunk Cowboy Story Three – Elderly Hotdog Eater Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Artist: The XX Song: Islands Album: XX Nerves’ Pick Artist: Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros Song: Home Album: Up From Below EITHER/OR: Flute OR Accordian Playing With Ourselves We review Bayonetta, then we discuss Nerves’ impressions of Borderlands. Fangasm Either/Or – Vodka OR Tequila Poll – BEST X-Woman (Storm, Rogue, Jean Grey, Kitty Pride, Psylocke, Jubilee, Dazzler) Closing Song Artist: Mr. Bungle Song: Girls of Porn Album: Mr. Bungleyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2071.mp3?ref=rssMon, 18 Jan 2010 04:49:00 GMT01:12:30Talkingship, Talkingshit, Talkinship, TalkinshitTalkingshipEpisode # 70 - Tongue the ScarTalkingship Episode # 70 – Tongue the Scar It is the first show with Nerves back from his honeymoon. He tells us all about his trip and how much he missed the blumpkins and royal treatments that are part of our everyday here on the ship. It takes less then five minutes for us to start discussing solutions for our morning wood. It’s been a while, so we’re got a lot of dick jokes to tell. News From the Mainland Amsterdam Edition Story One – Legalizing Opiates Story Two – Electrified Piss Shields Story Three – Tits in the Pavement Soundsystem Nerves’ Pick Band: Bear vs Shark Song: Michigan Album: Right Now You’re in the Best of Hands Jitterbug’s Pick Band: The Brought Low Song: There’s a Light Album: Right on Time EITHER/OR – Elvis OR The Beatles Video Vault We review more of the remakes they are planning on releasing this year. EITHER/OR – Hanuted Houses OR Haunted Dolls Fangasm Either/Or – Should we decriminalize weed OR prostitution Poll – Favorite type of porn Talkingship History Lesson The story about how Nerves has been lying to me for the majority of the time I’ve known him. Closing Song Band: Pink Floyd Song: The Final Cut Album: The Final Cutyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2070.mp3?ref=rssMon, 11 Jan 2010 02:20:00 GMT01:16:59Talking, Ship, Talkinship, Talkingshit, Talkinshit, Shit, ShipTalkingshipEpisode # 69 - Boxed Lunch With the MissusTalkingship Episode # 69 – Box Lunching with the Missus! We start out this week with proving that, IF there is a God, he’s not a HE. Then we reveal the super secret special guest, my very own WIFE, Jackie. Beer of the Week Brasserie des Rocs Video Vault We talk about what we thought of 500 Days of Summer, The Brothers Bloom, and The Frog Princess. • Spiderman 4 delayed • The Thing Prequel • The Orphanage Remake • More Mad Max news • Biggest Money Makers of the past decade EITHER/OR – Star Wars OR Star Trek Soundsystem Jackie’s Pick Artist: Rodrigo y Gabriela Song: Buster Voodoo Album: 11:11 Jitterbug’s Pick Artist: Obiat Song: Serpents’ Rites Album: Eye Tree Pi EITHER/OR: Pink Floyd OR Bruce Springsteen News From The Mainland STORY ONE – Gang Member Tripping on his pants STORY TWO – Russian guys dying in Saunas STORY THREE – Kangaroo Problems at the Zoo Fangasm We review last weeks picks and then delve into this week’s goofiness. EITHER/OR – Have You Broken Your New Years Resolution OR Have You Kept Your New Years Resolution? POLL – Best Pink Floyd Album The Wall / Animals / Wish You Were Here / Dark Side of the Moon / Obscured By Clouds / The Final Cut / Meddle Then we announce our Talkingship Fan of the Week (Make sure to stick around for the end to hear this part, we ALMOST forgot about it!!!) Closing Song Band: The Cat Empire Song: No Longer There Album: So Many Nightsyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2069.mp3?ref=rssWed, 06 Jan 2010 07:40:00 GMT01:02:58Episode, Talking, Shit, Talkingshit, Talkingship, ShipTalkingshipEpisode # 68 - Best of the DecadeTalkingship Episode # 68 – Best of the Decade Nerves is still MIA, so Jitterbug has to man the ship alone. This is the very last episode of the year, and it just happens to be the last episode of the DECADE! To celebrate, Jitterbug lists his favorite movies, music, and games from the past ten years. He also brings a special guest on during the Fangasm segment!yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2068.mp3?ref=rssMon, 28 Dec 2009 02:45:00 GMT01:00:07Talkingshit, Talkingship, Talking, Shit, Ship, Talkinship, TalkinshitTalkingshipEpisode # 67 - The Party BoatTalkingship Episode # 67 – The Party Boat Jitterbug figures the only way he can get over the loss of Nerves is to bring on a buttload of buddies to help with the show this week. We start things off with Jitterbug’s elusive wife, Jackie. She joins the show to kick things off for the Party Boat! Playing With Ourselves Sugarfree from Post Game Report and Just Talking joins Jitterbug and Roper from Polygamerous and The Hunting Lodge to talk some games. We go over Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and give you our impression of the single player, the controversy, and the multiplayer. Then we discuss of personal Games of the Year. Soundsystem We throw out a net and scoop up our very own dirty Fisherman! We discuss what we think of the new music that has been coming out as well as Fisherman’s Cousin’s band who won a Battle of the Bands in Chicago! Fisherman’s Pick Band: The Cell Phones Song: Out Find them at http://www.myspace.com/cellphonesband Jitterbug’s Pick Song: Space Lion Album: Cowboy Bebop Soundtrack EITHER/OR: Rap OR R&B News From The Mainland Farva (aka ChickenX) joins Jitterbug for another round of ridiculous stories. Jitterbug is trying to sharpen his skills so that when Nerves comes back from Europe he’ll be able to trick our bug-eyed buddy with a fake story. Will he be able to trick Farva? Not fucking likely. Story One – The Ronald Reagan Deli Closes Story Two – Grilled Cheese Tattoo discounts Story Three – French People Eat Horses Video Vault Nerves and Jitterbug recorded a Bad Movie Drinky Drinky a few weeks back for a movie called Transmorphers. This was one of the worst movies we have seen in a long time, and it illiceted some puke out of Nerves. Talkingship History Lesson The Comish jumps in to talk shit about all sorts of stuff. We talk about the origins of the Bad Movie Drinky Drinky which happens to be the same weekend as a party that ended with us spraying Shaving Cream all over some random person’s apartment. Fangasm Jitterbug spends the final moments of the show alone to go over the Talkingship Poll and Either/Or from a couple of weeks back. Either/Or – The Godfather OR The Godfather 2 Poll – Best Christmas Present : Porn, Video Game, Blu Rays, Gift Certificate, Beer of the Month Club During the Fan of the Week discussion I discuss Kiddiepool’s new blog at http://c0mcomm.blogspot.com/yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2067.mp3?ref=rssMon, 21 Dec 2009 06:20:00 GMT01:18:07Talking, Ship, Talkinship, talkin, Talkingshit, TalkinshitTalkingshipEpisode # 66 - Anal Beads and Man CrushesTalkingship Episode # 66 – Anal Beads and Man Crushes Nerves abandons the ship so Jitterbug had to run out and scoop up a second mate from the shitty seas we sail through. We invite an old friend, Matt Hedinger, to join the show for this week’s debauchery. Matt is a Youth Minister from Miami, so you KNOW this is going to get interesting! Beer of the Week: Sierra Nevada’s Celebration Ale Talkingship History Lesson – Hedinger tells a classic story from a new perspective. He tells us what the fireworks fight looked like from the Square’s point of view. Video Vault • More Ghostbusters 3 details • Zombieland vs Shaun of the Dead • Chips the Movie • Buck Rogers movie adapted by Frank Miller • Bioshock Movie • Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies the MOVIE • Akira the Movie • Quantum Leap and man crushing • The Top Ten Horror Moments in the past decade • The Hobbit’s returning actors EITHER/OR – Blues Brothers OR Blazing Saddles News From the Mainland Story 1 – Man beats wife for not helping him shovel snow. Story 2 – Jury acquits a man for being blind. Story 3 – Sex Change Ski Permit Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Artist: Brain Failure Song: That’s What I Know Album: Give ‘Em The Boot 3 EITHER/OR – Queen OR Bruce Springsteen Closing Song One Vision by Queenyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2066.mp3?ref=rssMon, 14 Dec 2009 06:07:00 GMT01:10:48Talking, Shit, Talkingship, Talkinship, Talking, ShipTalkingshipEpisode # 65 - Kicking This Bitch Off The ShipTalkingship Episode # 65 – Kicking This Bitch Off The Ship! This is the last episode before Nerves heads out to Europe! Come aboard and help us say goodbye! Beer of the Week Young’s Chocolate Stout and Guiness Video Vault Jonah Hex and Megan Fox Kristen Stewart nude Pamela Anderson’s Boobs Steven Seagal Sucks Cloverfield 2 and Eli Roth Our BluRay Christmas Lists Sofie Shole MST3K on the 360 EITHER/OR: Tom Waits movies OR Meatloaf movies Soundsystem Nerves’ Pick Artist: Walls of Jericho Song: Unwanted Resistence Album: The Bound Feed the Gagged Nerves makes a BIG announcement about what he’s been up to!! Jitterbug’s Pick Artist: Beast Song: Mr. Hurricane Album: Mr. Hurricane Single Talkingship History Lesson Jitterbug tries to woo a girl with Slayer. We skipped the Either Or from the Soundsystem so we circle back around to pick it up. EITHER/OR: Bruce Willis’ album OR Steven Seagal’s album News From The Mainland Story One – Santa Claus has a brother Story Two – Wreaths represent Jesus’ crown of thorns Story Three – Scotland celebrates Christmas late Fangasm Nerves talks a little about his trip to Europe, then asks for some feedback about the Open Mic Night. We announce the TS Fan of the Week and discuss last week’s either/or and poll. This week’s Either/Or is Snow for Xmas or NO Snow for Xmas Poll = Best Christmas Movie: Miracle on 34th, It’s a Wonderful Life, Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story, Bad Santa, A Christmas Carol.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2065.mp3?ref=rssMon, 07 Dec 2009 05:58:00 GMT01:04:56Talking, Shit, Talkingshit, Talkinshit, TalkinshipTalkingshipBest of Skits - Open Mic NightThis week we take a look at all of the best skits that we have done over the past year as well as spend some time with Seemore Perspective!yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Best%20of%20Skits%20-%20Open%20Mic.mp3?ref=rssMon, 30 Nov 2009 04:10:00 GMT01:07:08Talking, Ship, Talkingship, talkinship, talkingshit, talkinshit, seemore, seemore perspectiveTalkingshipEpisode # 64 - Sucking Big BallsTalkingship Episode # 64 – Sucking Big Balls Why not start things this week with some talk about giant, freakish balls? Sounds like another regular show to me! We’re ready to roll with the sixty fourth trip out into these dirty waters! Get your slip and slide ready, we’re ready to go. Beer of the Day Rolling Rock (and somehow this turns into a discussion about Thanksgiving being the greatest holiday of the year and toilet paper that puts your finger into your asshole.) Video Vault • V • New Moon ahite • Percy Jackson and the Olympians • Underworld 4 • Repo Girl • Little Fockers • Uwe Boll’s Far Cry • Jack Ass 3D • Star Trek 2 KHANNNNnnnn EITHER/OR – Pulp Fiction OR Empire Strikes Back Playing With Ourselves We discuss the Xbox Party Netflix system. EITHER/OR – Mario OR Metroid Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Artist: Jamie Cullum Song: All At Sea Album: Twentysomething Nerves’ Pick Artist: Phish Song: Backwards Down the Number Line Album: Joy EITHER/OR: 80’s Metal OR 70’s Classic Rock Talkingship History Lesson We go over the either or and poll from last week Either/Or – Empire OR Pulp Poll – Best Scorsese Movie (Goodfellas, Gangs of New York, Casino, The Departed, Raging Bull, Last Waltz, Taxi Driver) Closing Song Band: The Beatles Song: When I’m Sixty Four Album: Sgt Pepper’syesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2064.mp3?ref=rssMon, 23 Nov 2009 02:51:00 GMT01:14:52Talking, Ship, talkin, Shit, talkinshit, talkingshit, talkinshipTalkingshipEpisode # 63 - Shitting on Al-QaedaTalkingship Episode # 63 – Shitting on Al-Qaeda We start with the most juvenile skit in TS history (and that’s saying a lot.) Then its on to what you came for! Beer of the Day Laquinta’s Czech Pils Video Vault • Enter the Dragon remake? • F13 part 2 will be it for the series? Yeah right. • Rambo 5 script redone • Fright Night Remake • Dane Cook as the Roddler • Oldboy news EITHER/OR – Battle of the Rays! News From the Mainland Nerves serves up three music related nuggets of bullshit. Then Nerves and Jitterbug get into a fight about whether or not Nerves’ NFTM was fair. You decide! Davy Jones Locker The worst card trick in history. Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Pink Floyd Song: Interstellar Overdrive Album: London 67/68 Nerves’ Pick Band: Bunky and Jake Song: Cadillac Bleu Album: L.A.M.F. EITHER/OR: Battle of the Doctors! Talkingship History Lesson The Pink Floyd LSD Light Show story. Fangasm We go over all the old bullshit and get into some new shits. Bitches. Either/Or – Punks OR Hippies Poll – Where is Nerves going to have the most fun on his honeymoon. Edinborough, Paris, London, Amsterdam, Munich Closing Song Band: Gwar Song: Sick of Youyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2063.mp3?ref=rssMon, 16 Nov 2009 05:05:00 GMT01:07:35Talkin, Talkinshit, Talkinship, Talking, Shit, ShipTalkingshipEpisode # 62 - Jimmy Dick Fingers and the Sleepwalking NymphoFirst there were the Goodfellas, and now there’s the new follow-up all about the exploits of Jimmy and his crazy Dick Fingers! Then we’re on to greener pastures. We hit up all the regular segments this week! Beer of the Week Oskar Blues’ Gordon News From the Mainland Story One – Sleepwalking artist Story Two – Sleepwalking nympho Story Three – Sleepwalking Hunter Video Vault • Kick-Ass website • High Fidelity Writer and Director team up again • Star Trek fun fact • Scream 4 – 5 – and 6?! • Puss in Boots • Roger Rabbit 2? EITHER/OR – Disney or Japanimation Playing With Ourselves Jitterbug picked up Borderlands and gives you the low down. Everything from the graphics to the addictive nature of loot, we cover it all. EITHER/OR – FPS OR RTS Talkingship History Lesson Did Nerves almost become an Australian? Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Yo La Tengo Song: Periodically Double or Triple Album: Popular Songs Nerves’ Pick Band: Leftover Salmon and Cracker Song: Ms. Santa Cruz County Album: Oh Cracker Where Art Thou? EITHER/OR: Phish everything OR Dead studio albums Fangasm We review last week’s topics and go over some new stuff. New Poll – Best Thanksgiving Side Dish Either/Or – Lord of the Rings OR Harry Potter Closing Song Band: The New Pornographers Song: The Spirit of Giving Album: Challengersyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2062.mp3?ref=rssMon, 09 Nov 2009 06:33:00 GMT01:12:22Talking, Ship, Talkingshit, Talkinshit, TalkinshipTalkingshipEpisode # 61 - Delicious Butt SausagesTalkingship Episde # 61 – Delicious Butt Sausages We start things off with the weirdest skit we’ve ever done. Love it or hate it, I promise you won’t forget it. Beer of the Week Hobgoblin Brew and stories about the Herot Playing With Ourselves Nerves and Jitterbug took part is a 24 hour gaming marathon called Extra Life and they go over everything that went on during those long, long hours. EITHER/OR: Downloadable Games OR Disc Based Games Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Kings of Leon Song: Molly’s Chambers (Live) Album: Day Old Belgium Blues Nerves’ Pick Band: Snuff Song: Arsehole Album: Fat Music Vol 3 – Physical Fatness EITHER/OR: Layne Staley OR Shannon Hoon (zombies & in their prime) Video Vault • MIB3 happening with or without Will Smith! • New Mad Max Movie without Mel Gibson • Ghostbusters 3 with 4 new Ghostbusters! • Drag Me To Hell • Alien Prequel plot EITHER/OR: Killer Insects OR Killer Fish Fangasm We review last week’s poll and either/or. The we announce the new ones and reveal our Talkingship Employee of the month! New Poll: Most Fearsome Pest? Cockroaches. Squirrels, Rats, Possums, Raccoons, Spiders, or Muttonchop’s Pick! New Either/Or: Halloween OR Thanksgiving Talkingship History Lesson Our scary Candyman story. Closing Song Band: The Misfits Song: Halloweenyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2061.mp3?ref=rssSun, 01 Nov 2009 19:21:00 GMT01:12:53Talking, Shit, Talkinshit, Talkingshit, TalkinshipTalkingshipHijack PreviewJitterbug fell off the ship and The CoMish stepped in to help out with things this week. Instead of a regular Talkingship episode, The Comish introduces us to a new Mid-Week show that he is going to helm from time to time. So sit back and enjoy some punk music as Nerves and The CoMish hit to high seas!yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Hijack%20Preview.mp3?ref=rssMon, 26 Oct 2009 02:17:00 GMT00:00:00Talking, Shit, Talkinshit, Talkinship, Talkingshit, ShipheadsTalkingshipEpisode # 60 - Bum Cum Balloon BoyTalkingship Episode # 60 – Bum Cum Balloon Boy We check in with the Balloon Boy to see just why he climbed into that weather balloon in the first place. Then we spend a little time plugging the Extra Life event before going off the rail with some Bum Cum talk. Beer of the Week Bear Republic Hop Rod Rye AND Bud Light Golden Wheat Video Vault • Saw 7 and 8 • Frankenwenie • Texas Chainsaw Massacre IN THE CITY • MST3K on the Xbox 360’s Netflix Instant Watch • This American Life / Zack Galifinakas / Sex Drive / Carver / Behind the Mask / Alien Nation / They Live • The Hobbit Script is finished • Jitterbug’s Bond Idea • Sam Raimi’s World of Warcraft movie • Brian Singer makes another X-Men movie • Ghostbusters 3 is going to happen • Nerves saw Zombieland • Venom movie EITHER/OR: Bond OR Rambo Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Jay-Z Song: Empire State of Mind Album: The Blueprint 3 Nerves’ Pick Band: Jenny Owen Youngs Song: Fuck Was I Album: Batten the Hatches EITHER/OR : Country OR New Age News From the Mainland Story 1 – Pastor lies about cheating on his wife Story 2 – Guy cuts off his nutsack to prove he loves his wife Story 3 – A Burglar killed a guy’s fish and took his cat Fangasm We review the previous week’s Either/Or and Poll. Then we announce the new ones. EITHER/OR – Thrillers or Slashers POLL – Best Horror Movie Weapon Chainsaw, Butcher Knife, Machete, Glove Knives, Teeth, Other Closing Song Some New Age stuff about buttholes and wangs.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2060.mp3?ref=rssMon, 19 Oct 2009 04:40:00 GMT01:11:39Talking, Ship, Talkinship, Talkinshit, talkingshitTalkingshipEpisode # 59 - Wang Is Fucking AwesomeTalkingship Episode # 59 – Wang is Fucking Awesome No skit this week. We plow right into the thick of it because we have a LOT of shit to shoot this week. Beer of the Week Alaskan Brewing Amber Ale News From the Mainland Story # 1 – St Lupulin, king of beers. Story # 2 – Japanese Kids Drink Beer Story # 3 – British Beerocracy Video Vault A new Predator movie! Original Films Comic book movies Ilsa the Wicked Warden It’s Alive remake Are kid’s movies more progressive then adult movies? A new Vacation flick Kevin Smith sells out Life of Brian bonus material EITHER/OR: Wang or Woo Sounsystem Pubes in our pop filters Nerves’ Pick Band: Minor Threat Song: Straight Edge Album: Minor Threat Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Band of Horses Song: Is There a Ghost Album: Cease to Begin EITHER/OR: Minor Threat OR Black Flag BONUS EITHER/OR: Fugazi OR Rollins Band Fangasm We discuss the previous Either/Or and Poll and then get into the new ones. Either/Or: Psycho OR The Birds The New Poll: Favorite Halloween Candy Talkingship Fan of the Week! Listen in to hear who wins. The first ever Talkingship Distress Signal! Help us find our missing fan. Nerves has a special message for his half-brother. Talkingship History Lesson We tell the story about the time Nerves hit Jitterbug in the eyeball with a Nerf dart while he was on the phone with the owners of our company. Closing Song: It’s a secret. Listen in.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2059.mp3?ref=rssSun, 11 Oct 2009 22:48:00 GMT01:00:20Talking, Shit, Talkinshit, Talkinship, Talkin, ShipTalkingshipGameclub - ODST 3 of 3This is the SPOILER episode of Gameclub - ODST. We reveal all the secrets of the newest episode in the Halo Saga, then we go on to tell you whether or not we applaud Bungie's efforts or deride them.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Gameclub%20ODST%203.mp3?ref=rssSun, 11 Oct 2009 05:08:00 GMT00:58:36Talkingship, gameclub, ODSTTalkingshipEpisode # 58 - FIBeDY FabatasticTalkingship Episode # 58 – FIBeDy Fabatastic! George Lucas and Steven Spielberg hash out a plan for the greatest pile of shit in movie history. Then its off for the 58th trip into these dirty waters. Beer of the Week The Haymaker from Bridgeport Brewing Company Beer Fact Oktoberfest stats for 2009 and iPhone apps! Video Vault • A Ramones movie might happen • This Is It • ‘V’ the Series • The Terminator Franchise • Halloween 3D • Resident Evil 4 Afterlife • 3D Movies and 3D TVs • Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs EITHER/OR: HDTV or 3DTV News From The Mainland Story 1 – Australian beaver commercial Story 2 – Tampon applicator gets used and ABUSED Story 3 – Vincent Salvatore is connected to the mob Talkingship History Lesson This is the single biggest TS deviation in history. Jitterbug tells us about the worst drug experience of his life. Please forgive us this short departure, we’ll get back to the dick jokes real quick. Soundsystem Before we get started, Jitterbug has to express some frustration with Rolling Stone over their list of the 500 Best Albums of All Time list. Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Arcade Fire Song: Wake Up Album: Funeral Nerves’ Pick Band: Five Iron Frenzy Song: Rhubarb Pie Album: The Cheesus of Nazareth EITHER/OR: Sex OR Music Fangasm EITHER/OR: Critters OR Puppet Master NEW POLL: Greatest Horror Franhise Fan of the Week – Listen in to find out who wins Employee of the Month – Listen in to find out who wins Closing Song Band: Katzenjammer Song: Play My Darling Album: Le Popyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2058.mp3?ref=rssSun, 04 Oct 2009 22:12:00 GMT01:06:24Talkingshit, Talkinshit, Talkinship, Talking, Shit, ShipTalkingshipGameclub 2 - ODST 2 of 3We continue our conversation about the newest Halo game this week. We cover the first half of the game and the multiplayer Firefight. The audio is pretty rough, and I am sorry about that. We're going to work on it to make sure its better next time.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Game%20Club%20ODST%202.mp3?ref=rssSat, 03 Oct 2009 02:01:00 GMT01:09:43ODST, Halo, Talkingship, TalkinshipTalkingshipEpisode # 57 - Dog CockTalkingship Episode # 57 – Dog Cock We re-imagine Gremlins to get things started before we move on to the latest installment of the greatest podcast in known history! Beer of the Week Bear Republic’s Red Rocket Ale News From the Mainland Story 1 – Halo fans riot at a Walmart in Billings, Montana when the game sell out early. Story 2 – A man shoots himself in the head while trying to teach his girlfriend how to handle the safety mechanisms on several guns. Story 3 – A teenager was shot in the face but his braces saved his life. Soundsystem We debate Pearl Jam’s decision to cover their independent label with an RIAA company. Then we announce a new Talkingship Mini-Show called Open Mic Night. Nerves’ Pick Band: Devil In A Woodpile Song: Big Boat Album: Division Street Jitterbug’s Pick Band: The Kills Song: Sour Cherry Album: Midnight Boom EITHER/OR: Chris Cornell OR Eddie Vedder Video Vault • Brian Singer is taking on a new Battlestar Galactica movie. • Will Ferrel and Adam McKay’s The Other Guys • Couples Retreat • The Highlanders remake Nerves watched Citizen Kane and is iffy on it. He also watched the Waco movie that Jitterbug featured a few shows back as well as JCVD! Jean Claude Van Dam OR Steven Seagal Fangasm The New Either/Or – COD OR Halo The New Poll – The best Van Dam movie We announce the new Talkingship Crew Members and their new nicknames! We hope they don’t get pissed. Closing Song Band: The Righs Song: I Hope I Never See You Again Album: The Rivers Run Deepyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2057.mp3?ref=rssSun, 27 Sep 2009 22:01:00 GMT01:08:15Talking, Ship, shit, talkingshit, talkinship, talkin', shipTalkingshipGame Club - Halo ODST Part 1 of 2This is our very first episode of the Talkingship gameclub. Before you say anything, we know that the Fisherman's audio was way too low this time and we will try to fix it for the next one. This week we will be discussing Halo ODSTyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Game%20Club%20-%20ODST%201.mp3?ref=rssFri, 25 Sep 2009 04:09:00 GMT00:37:11Talkingshit, gameclub, ODST, Halo, Jitterbug, Sugarfree, NervesTalkingshipEpisode # 56 - Like a Virginnonohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2056.mp3?ref=rssSun, 20 Sep 2009 21:10:00 GMT00:00:00TalkingshipEpisode # 55 - KY and Smelling SaltsTalkingship Episode # 55 – KY and Smelling Salts This is the final episode of the OLD Talkingship. From this point forward the ship is going to change. You’d better be ready! We also talk about Nerves’ wedding, where we’ve been the past few weeks, and what we need YOU to do to help us with the new ship. Beer of the Day: Guiness 250th Soundsystem Nerves’ Pick Band: Between the Buried and Me Song: Foam Born : The Back Tracks Album: Colors Jitterbug’s Pick Band: De La Soul Song: Tread Water Album: Three Feet and Rising EITHER/OR: Sugar Hill or Cypress Hill Playing With Ourselves Nerves picked up the new Beatles Rock Band, Fight Night 4, Fat Princess, Batman Arkham Asylum and a couple other games. He wants to discuss it all. We also talk about Halo ODST and a new Talkingship Podcast Game Club that we are going to start with this game. EITHER/OR: Fat Princess OR Little Big Planet We have some more discussion about Metroid Prime and Super Mario Brothers. Video Vault We have a quick video vault with Inglorious Basterds and then go into a Bad Movie Drinky Drinky for The Telling. Bad Movie Drinky Drinky The Telling Drinkability: 1 Nerves: 1 Jitterbug: 1 Cheesability: 1.75 Nerves: 1 Jitterbug 2.5 Nudity: 2 Nerves: 1 Jitterbug: 3yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2055.mp3?ref=rssSun, 13 Sep 2009 19:37:00 GMT01:14:39Talkingshit, Talking, Ship, shit, podcast, comedy,TalkingshipEpisode # 54 - Get MeatwaddedMeatwad hits the bar and discovers the true path to manhood. Then its off to another trip through some dirty waters with your favorite shipmates! And keep in mind that you can always tell when Nerves is drunk by how belligerent he gets, then the first second of the actual show will make more sense! Random Ship What dead animal is too big to put into the trash? Beer of the Day Bitburger Beer Fact How popular is beer? News From the Mainland Women and guns ; Wrecking ball ; Victim’s and Suspects ; Inventing the Butter knife ; The oldest bartender ; Aggressive Umpire ; Polish escape plan Soundsystem Jitterbug rocks the boat by giving us a sample of the band Lightning Dust and then gets into the real Soundsystem. Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Sufjan Stevens Song: Chicago Album: Come On Feel The Illinoise Nerves’ Pick Band: Reverend Payton’s Big Damn Band Song: DT’s Or the Devil Album: The Whole Fam Damily EITHER/OR: Soundgarden OR Alice In Chains Video Vault Jitterbug checked out Ponyo, More, and the Watchmen Blu-ray. Nerves tells a story about his trip to Best Buy. Trailer Trashing We check out a bunch of trailers and tell you our thoughts: Avatar, The Lovely Bones, Where the Wild Things Are, I Sell the Dead, Ong Bak 2, Ninja Assassin, Inglorious Bastards, The Headless Woman, Tron 2, and Extract. Then, Deadpool sent in a list of movies that are being remade. EITHER/OR: Vampire movies OR Werewolf movies? Talkingship Fan Of The Week: The Chupacabro Talkingship History Lesson: Wrapping Nerves’ Car Closing Song Band: Okkervil River Song: Unless It Kicks Album: The Stage Namesyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2054.mp3?ref=rssSun, 23 Aug 2009 18:08:00 GMT01:16:57Talking, Ship, Talkinship, Talkinshit, Talkin, ShitTalkingshipTalkingship Episode # 53 - GhonasyphaherpalaidsTalkingship Episode # 53 - Ghonasyphaherpalaids Obama’s Deadly Death Squad strikes again! Nerves and Jitterbug are together again for their 53rd trip out to sea. I hope you’re sitting down, cause we’re bringing it this week. Soundsystem Nerves went to the Warped Tour and tells us what bands he saw. Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Reverend Horton Heat Song: Marijuana Album: Smoke ‘em If You’ve Got ‘em Nerves’ Pick Band: Seemore Perspective Song: Summertime Hiphop Barbeque Jam For The World Album: First Impression EITHER/OR: Queens of the Stone Age Question. Nick Olivery OR Mark Lahnegan Playing With Ourselves Nerves picked up the Reservoir Game that he said a couple weeks ago that he wished someone would make. Turns out they DID make it, and Nerves hates it. Jitterbug regales us with another tale of Warcreft as well as Gemcraft Chapter Zero. EITHER/OR: Most Offensive Game? Animal Fighting OR Date Rape Video Vault Jitterbug watched La Valle and hated it, and he also watched Into The Wild, which he loved. Nerves wasted his time with Good Luck Chuck. EITHER/OR: A new season of Venture Brothers OR a new season of Chapelle’s Show. Random Ship – Palahnuik OR Bukowski Then Nerves begs for money. News From the Mainland Jitterbug gloats about the Vick deal ; Who died ; Don’t Shit in Cuba ; Two stories about Jay ; Finger Biter ; Fat folds of holding ; Accupuncture for Fishies ; The UK Hates Beer. Davy Jones’ Locker See if you can understand Nerves’ DJL this week, because it befuddles Jitterbug. He tries to tell a story about how weird it is that we weren’t able to find a plane… Not sure where he was going with this one. Talkingship Fan of the Week Undead Dog! BIG Talkingship Announcement Closing Song Band: Faith No More Song: Das Shuzenfest Album: Songs to Make Love toyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2053.mp3?ref=rssSun, 16 Aug 2009 19:35:00 GMT01:09:52Talking, Shit, Talkingshit, Talkinship, TakinshitTalkingshipSoundsystem B-SidesTalkingship Soundsystem B-Sides Episode # 3 Jitterbug = Arcade Fire – Keep the Car Running (Neon Bible) ARCADE FIRE – Come from Montreal, Quebec, and features a husband and wife team. They won a ton of awards for their first album, Funeral, as well as for their follow-up, Neon Bible. THIS TIME – Antichrist Television Blues Nerves = Jon Langford – Nashville Radio (Nashville Radio Companion) JON LANGFORD – Appeared in episode 223 of This American Life. The episode was called Classified and it talked about how Jon created a band in a single day by using the classified ads to find band mates. They recorded one song, a remake of Elton John’s Rocket Man THIS TIME – Dollar Dress Episode # 6 Jitterbug – Dr. Dog – Hang On (Fate) DR. DOG – Called Psychedelic Rock. Their first album was called Psychedelic Swamp, and they have had 4 more albums since then, the most recent being my favorite, Fate. THIS TIME – The Breeze THE LOST EPISODE Nerves – American Wedding (Super Taranta) GOGOL BORDELLO – Tim’s soon to be wife introduced us to this band. They put on one of the greatest live shows on earth. THIS TIME – Wanderlust King Episode # 17 Jitterbug – Robert Bradley – California (Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise) ROBERT BRADLEY – This song is the reason I am excited to be doing a Best of Soundsystem Show! THIS TIME – Comin’ Down Episode # 19 Jitterbug – Katzenjammer – A Bar In Amsterdam KATZENJAMMER – From Oslo, Norway, and little did we know that we have a lot of fans in Norway! THIS TIME – To The Sea Episode # 32 Nerves – Frank Zappa – Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow (Apostrophe) THIS TIME – Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow & Nanook Rubs It In. Episode # 41 Nerves – Murphy’s Law – Crucial BBQ (the Best of Times) THIS TIME – The Best of Times Jitterbug – Secret Machines – Lightning Blue Eyes (Ten Silver Drops) THIS TIME – Now Here Again (Now Here Is Nowhere) Episode # 43 Jitterbug – Rocket From The Crypt – Used (Scream, Dracula, Scream) THIS TIME – On A Rope Episode # 50 Nerves – Clutch – Sleestack Lightning (Strange Cousins From the West) THIS TIME – 50,000 Unstoppable Watts Episode # 52 Nerves – Wolfmother – Joker and the Thief (Wolfmother) THIS TIME – Woman The Soundsystem Songs! Blood In Blood Out – Alone Operation Ivy – Sound System Middle Rythym Section – Ragamuffin Pouso - Naturallyyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Soundsystem%20B%20Sides.mp3?ref=rssSun, 09 Aug 2009 20:09:00 GMT01:06:19Talking Ship, Talkin, Talkinship, Talkingshit, TalkinshitTalkingshipEpisode # 52 - Balls Through the SlatTalkingship Episode # 52 – Balls Through the Slat Rusty Kuntz introduces us to the producer of the Disney Channel’s Goofy Show. They have some clips of that half-dog/half-man bastard. Then its back to the regular show you came here for. Jitterbug spent some time in New Mexico last week and tells us about an odd, pissing experience in the desert. Beer of the Day: Wattou Triple Beer Fact: Bottled Water vs Bottled Beer Fan of the Week: Mediocre_George Product Review: Quilted Northern Triple Ply Message in a Bottle: Videogames into Movies and vice versa Video Vault: Nerves saw Funny People and tells us what he thought. Jitterbug watched a couple of movies: Waco – Rules of Engagement & Bukowski – Born Into This. EITHER/OR: Horror Movies of the 70’s OR 80’s Then we experience technical difficulties and a giant insect attacks us. News From the Mainland: Celebrated their robbery too quickly ; The Burning Man Trips ; God Cries When You Show Him Your Titties ; Weiner Mobile Accident ; Vibrating Panties Overload ; India’s Skinny Rugby Team ; Balls Through the Slat Talkingship’s Super Secret News Contest – Listen for details Soundsystem: Nerves’ Pick Band: Wolfmother Song: Joker and the Thief Album: Wolfmother Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Ali Farka Toure Song: Erdi Album: Savane EITHER/OR: Most important member of a band?yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2052.mp3?ref=rssMon, 03 Aug 2009 04:05:00 GMT01:09:07Talkin, Talkinshit, Talkinship, TalkingshitTalkingshipEpisode # 51 - Suck My Dog's DickTalkingship Episode # 51 – Suck My Dog’s Dick We start things off with a warning about the dangers of Gay Marriage. Then we realize that this is our 1 year anniversary show! Come along for another ride on the ship! Beer of the Day: Victory Brewing’s Twelve Beer Fact: The Beer Tasting Challenge Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Volbeat Song: Sad Man’s Tongue Album: Rock the Rebel / Metal the Devil Nerves’ Pick Band: Wesley Willis Song: Suck My Dog’s Dick Album: ??? EITHER/OR: Gay Concert Question. Playing With Ourselves: We talk about the recent Talkingship Gamer Night and then get into some of the games we have been wasting our time with recently. Nerves picked up a couple DS games, Rhythm Heaven and Professor Layton and the Curious Village. He also downloaded a 360 arcade title called Splosion Man. Jitterbug gives us a WoW update and then reviews Wolverine. EITHER/OR: Vertigo vs Konami OR Dark Horse vs Tecmo Video Vault: Nerves picked up Robot Chicken Episode # 2. Then we go on a diatribe about the Star Wars movies and Jitterbug expresses his full hatred of Episode 3. Nerves also picked up The Watchmen, but he gives us a warning about it. Jitterbug gives us a quick review of Push and then expresses his utter love of JCVD. EITHER/OR: Family Guy OR South Park News From the Mainland: Here, have a free landmine ; Chainsaw Mountain Lion Fight ; Bouquet Crash Talkingship History Lesson: Wahala beach stories, including the Bird Massacre and the Football-To-The-Kid’s-Head story.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2051.mp3?ref=rssSun, 26 Jul 2009 21:52:00 GMT01:11:23Talkingshit, Talkinshit, Talkinship, Talking, ShitTalkingshipEpisode # 50 - Diddling Ourselves With You TwittersTalkingship Episode # 50 – Diddling Ourselves With Your Twitters Sigfried and Roy are BACK and back on top. Make sure to check out their newest show at the Mirage, Tempting Fate! Jitterbug and Nerves come back to shore and hit Lefthand Brewery to celebrate their 50th episode. Beer of the Day: We start at Lefthand with some Milk Stout, but later we start drinking Dogfish Head Brewery’s 90 Minute IPA Beer Fact: New Jersey Turnpike Beers BIG Question: One Beer for the rest of your life. What is it? News From the Mainland: Hamper pisser ; Expensive Cigs ; Cheap Whores ; Entrapment ; Labeled Awesome ; Truck Preserver ; Hitchhiker’s Luck ; Pop Goes The Germans ; Fire Alarm Talkingship History Lesson : Running from the cops to go shake the camper. Video Vault : Jitterbug gives us his review of Let the Right One In. Nerves gives us the lowdown on Fanboys. EITHER/OR : Interview With A Vampire OR Bram Stoker’s Dracula Talkingship History Lesson : The LYFD Car stories and some extra stuff about Ingrid, the Baptist Pastor’s daughter Soundsystem: Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Chris Pierce Song: Wishbone Album: Static Trampoline Nerves’ Pick Band: Clutch Song: Sleestack Lighting Album: Strange Cousins From the West EITHER/OR : Chris Cornell OR Chris Robinson Fan of the Week: Deadpoolskye Final Decision: Is this the END of Talkingship? Closing Song: Band: Devil In A Woodpile Song: Big Boat Album: Division Streetyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2050.mp3?ref=rssSun, 19 Jul 2009 19:10:00 GMT01:18:29Talking, shit, Talkingshit, Talkinship, Talkinshit, TalkinTalkingshipEpisode # 49 - Bums and Monkey and Squirrels OH SHIT!Talkingship Episode # 49 Bums and Monkey and Squirrels OH SHIT! We take a trip down memory lane with the Silver Boys! Jimmy Stewart, Bob Dylan, Marlon Brando, and Wilford Brimley show us what it means to be TRUE best buds. Then Jitterbug and Nerves head down another piss yellow brick road to bring you more debauchery minus the midgets (for the most part.) Beer of the Day: Kona Brewery’s Fire Rock Pale Ale Beer Fact: Clarifying Agents News From the Mainland: Gay Exorcisms ; Cell Phone Thieves ; Old Man Beat Down ; Monkeys on the loose ; Atheist Game Show ; Tits at the BBQ update ; The devil attacks. Soundsystem: News on Alice in Chains being back together. Jitterbug’s Pick Band: The Avett Brothers Song: Murder in the City Album: The Second Gleam Nerves’ Pick Band: Nailbomb Song: Wasting Away Album: Point Blank EITHER/OR: Slam OR Hip Hop Hooray Random Ship: Acid tripping Fuck It Up incident Davy Jones’ Locker: Jet bombed Video Vault: Nerves watched the final Blind Melon show that was filmed at the Metro. Jitterbug gushes over Sealab 2021 and Harry Goz. EITHER/OR: Kill Bill 1 OR 2 Playing With Ourselves: Nerves has signed up with Mafia Wars and Jitterbug says its just a gaming version of a chain letter. And we announce the next Talkingship Game Night on Friday the 17th at 8:00 eastern we will be playing Rockband 2. Talkingship Fan of the Week: Cam Dog Closing Song Song: Mojo Band: Peeping Tom Album: Peeping Tomyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2049.mp3?ref=rssSun, 12 Jul 2009 23:59:00 GMT01:07:27Talkingshit, Talkinship, Talking, Shit, ShipTalkingshipEpisode # 48 - Brazilian Fart PornTalkingship Episode # 48 – Brazilian Fart Porn We start off with a quick advert from our friend, Tedd, over at his 15 month old Re-Tar business! Then its off to the pond for another jaunt through these choppy waters we dare sail each and every week for you! We hope you enjoy another week of nonsense and mayhem. Beer of the Day: Double Wide IPA Beer Fact: Hops Hops Hops for everyone! Random Ship: Homosexuality in the Bible. News From the Mainland: Photo Contest Shenanigans ; Toilet Paper Tubes Can Do Anything ; Body Painted Flight Crew ; Working One Out to the Sears Catalogue ; Brazilian Fart Porn ; Birdie Thief ; A Very Pretty War ; Walk On Me ; Pregnant Lezbo Teens ; Come One Mr. Mailbox. Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Dirty On Purpose Song: Car No Driver Album: Hallelujah Sirens Nerves’ Pick Band: Busdriver Song: Scoliosis Jones Album: Jheli Beam EITHER/OR : Roger Waters OR David Gilmore? Plus a diatribe about music and memories. Video Vault: Nerves tells us about Eastbound and Down while Jitterbug saw the new Night at the Museum with his family. EITHER/OR : David Letterman OR Jay Leno OR Conan O’Brian? The Chris Farley Show Review. Playing With Ourselves: Nerves got the Ghostbusters game for the 360 instead of the PS3 and explains why. Jitterbug gives us his review of Magic the Gathering for the 360 Arcade. EITHER/OR: What new system are you curious about? Definitely going to buy? Fan of the Week: The Fisherman! Closing Song Band: Gwar Song: Saddam-a-Go-Go Album: This Toilet Earthyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2048.mp3?ref=rssMon, 06 Jul 2009 05:04:00 GMT01:28:33Talkin, Talkingshit, Talkinshit, TalkinshipTalkingshipEpisode # 47 - Pissing on GravesTalkingship Episode # 47 – Pissing on Graves The Boys Are Back! They tried to stop us, but there’s NO STOPPING THIS BOAT! Nerves and Jitterbug are ready to do something similar to entertain you. We talk about the new Talkingship.com as well. Beer of the Day: Abita Amber Beer Fact: Beer quotes Davy Jones’ Locker: Some 007 shit here. Video Vault: Jitterbug reviews “Up” and Nerves reviews “Gran Torino.” Jitterbug and Nerves both went to see “The Hangover.” EITHER/OR: Clint Eastwood OR Mel Gibson Then we go off on a tangent about Michael Jackson. Soundsystem: Nerves’ Pick Band: Motorhome Song: I Know Better Album: Almost Vegas Jitterbug’s Pick Band: The Mighty Blue Kings Song: Alive in the City Album: Alive in the City EITHER/OR: Metallica Re-united OR Guns n Roses Re-united News From the Mainland: Monkey Pee ; Animals that shit wherever they want SUCK ; Canned Piddle ; Mark Sanford’s Business Expense ; President Dick Sucking ; Sleepy Stabber ; Puppet Display Gone Wrong ; Wallabee Crop Circles ; Just Burn Them. Fan of the Week: Iam_spartacus Closing Song: Tyler and Matt cover an Iron Maiden tune to close the show.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2047.mp3?ref=rssSun, 28 Jun 2009 16:54:00 GMT01:13:43Talkingshit, talkin, talkinshit, talkinshipTalkingshipEpisode # 46 - The Bermuda Triangle Part TwoJitterbug and Nerves are still No Where to be found! We’re going to try our best to keep the ship going by stringing together a bunch of BEST OF clips. We also received a list of songs from Kim Jong Il that Jitterbug had scrawled on the back of his bar bill. We put clips of each of the songs into the show. Maybe they mean something like they did last time. Or they could just be a Red Herring. You decide.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2046.mp3?ref=rssMon, 22 Jun 2009 01:23:00 GMT01:14:14Talking, Ship, Shit, Talkingshit, talkinshipTalkingshipEpisode # 45 - The Bermuda Triangle Part OneTalkingship Episode # 45 – The Bermuda Triangle Part One Selling babies to Madonna has never been this much fun! Jitterbug and Nerves make their 45th trip out to sea, but something goes terribly, terribly wrong this week. Jitterbug is the captain this week, which means that Nerves is the First Mate. Beer of the Day: Old Rasputin from North Coast Brewing Beer Fact: The return of Schlitz Message In A Bottle: We’ve got a ton of messages in a bottle to go over! 1. Favorite Drinking Game. 2. Top 5 Movies 3. Canada’s Liquor Laws 4. SuperPowers 5. Is Punk Dead 6. A Talkinghip Hater Davy Jones’ Locker: Who wears scarves anymore? Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Fires of Rome Song: Monkey in a Cage Album: You Kingdom You Nerves’ Pick Band: Fugazi Song: Bulldog Front Album: 13 Songs EITHER/OR: The Janes Addiction Edition. Nothing Shocking OR Ritual De Lo Habitual News From the Mainland: Chavez and Coke Zero ; Triple A? ; The Talkingship Coors Ban ; No Mo Mowing ; The Ultimate Panty Raider. Bad Movie Drinky Drinky: Nerves and Jitterbug unleash Ricky Oh upon the Talkingship Universe, and things will never be the same. Then something happens that has started the biggest Talkingship mystery in the past year it has existed. It is impossible to describe, you have to listen to the last few minutes of the show to help us solve the mystery. Closing Song: There’s a really strange medley of songs at the end of this show. Maybe there’s a clue in this somewhere? The songs in the Medley are: Help by the Beatles Gone Daddy Gone by the Violent Femmes Take Me To The River by The Commitments Gumbo Variations by Frank Zappayesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2045.mp3?ref=rssSun, 14 Jun 2009 23:05:00 GMT01:10:46Talking, Ship, Talkin, Talkinship, Talkinshit, TalkingshitTalkingshipEpisode # 44 - Crack Squirrels Cum In Your TummyTalkingship Epiosode # 44 – Crack Squirrels Cum in Your Tummy McGrizzly the Crime Bear is back to dole out some doper justice! This time he’s out to take out the HBB Dealers. Then Jitterbug and Nerves serve up another helping of your favorite vocal boat. Beer of the Day: Fort Collins Brewery Beer Fact: Is beer good for you? King’s Corner: Strippers and Stink Stamps Soundsystem Nerves’ Pick Band: Rancid Song: You Want It You Got It Album: Let the Dominoes Fall Jitterbug’s Pick Band: John Lee Hooker Song: It Serves You Right to Suffer Album: Various albums EITHER/OR: King Diamond & Diamond Degales OR Don Henly & Stevie Nicks Video Vault: Nerves tries to talk about Blood Diamond, but gets called out because he hasn’t even finished watching it yet! Jitterbug recommends Hustle & Flow. EITHER/OR: The Best Jim Henson Slave Labor New From the Mainland: Fish Beating ; Dead Peopl Can Make Money ; Pennies in the Steering Wheel ; Keeping Planes Safe From Goats ; Dead Man Van ; The Anti Prison ; Suck Shit and Cry. Davy Jones’ Locker: Take care of Tinker Closing Song Band: Street Sweeper Song: The Oath Album: Not Availableyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2044.mp3?ref=rssSun, 07 Jun 2009 22:43:00 GMT01:08:49Talking, Ship, Shit, Talkingshit, Talkinship, TalkinshitTalkingshipEpisode # 43 - Gitmo Goofy By Shitting On Your NeighborTalkingship Episode # 43 – Gitmo Goofy by Shitting on Your Neighbor You’ve made it back for our 43rd trip out to sea with this episode of TS! Jitterbug is your captain and Nerves serves his duty as First Mate for our journey. But where’s the skit??? Beer of the Day: NO BEER! This week we’re drinking Pisco Sours thanks to the newly named Pisco Kid! Beer Fact: What is Pisco? • Shit on Your Neighbor • Shit on your Nuggets • Sh… on our Cubbies? • Shit on your Quilted Northern News From the Mainland: Beatbox Champ ; Pissing on the IRS ; Ball Busting Bride ; Bud Light Bandit ; Firework Fight Story ; Skeeching and Surfing ; Field Chasing ; Dumb Ass Paper ; Cat Girl ; Muscles From Brussels ADVERTISERMENT BREAK – Super Fun World Waterpark SoundSystem: CD Release News Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Rocket From the Crypt Song: Used Album: Scream Dracula, Scream Nerves’ Pick Band: Myles Deck and the Fuzz Song: Watch Your Job Album: Beware the Fuzz EITHER/OR: The Mars Volta OR Muse Video Vault: Movie News. Nerves talks about a Joe Strummer and Warren Zevon clip he saw on Comcast. Jitterbug extols the virtues of Cheers. EITHER/OR: All In the Family OR The Cosby Show Closing Song: Band: Warren Zevon Song: Keep Me In Your Heart Album: The Windyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2043.mp3?ref=rssMon, 01 Jun 2009 05:48:00 GMT01:16:28Talking, Ship, Talkin, Shit, Talkinship, Talkinshit, TalkingshitTalkingshipEpisdoe # 42 - The Corpse of Sid ViciousTalkingship Episode # 42 – The Corpse of Sid Vicious From the makers of Whiff, we proudly present the new Pooter Puffer. The next time your searching for a one-night-stand, make it an all-night-buffet! Nerves is your captain for this week’s debauchery but you can be sure that Jitterbug will de-rail the show at least once. • Nipple Anticipation • Michael Vick • Steroids Beer of the Day: La Goudale Beer Fact: Micro Brew Statistics Davy Jones’ Locker: Yay! I’m a Dad!! * BANG * Playing with Ourselves: New Boomblox; Madworld; Punch Out; Flower; Fat Princess; Come join Jitterbug on World of Warcraft (Horde side of Argent Dawn Server. Look for the character Pokx.); Street Fighter 4 (Thanks for the controller, Lokela); MLB 09. EITHER/OR: Remake of Zaxxon OR Q-Bert News From the Mainland: Kid Dog-Whistles; Hot For Teacher; Pacman Fever; Burned the House Down; Ring Ring Ring Ring Banana Thief! Video Vault: Jitterbug likes THE FALL, and Nerves hated it. EITHER/OR: Mr. Rogers OR Sesame Street Soundsystem Nerves’ Pick Band: Moe Song: Spine of a Dog Album: L Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Explosions in the Sky Song: The Birth and Death of a Day Album: All of the Sudden I Miss Everyone EITHER/OR: Johnny Rotten OR Sid Vicious Closing Song Band: Michael Franti and Spearhead Song: See You in the Light Album: Yell Fireyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2042.mp3?ref=rssSun, 24 May 2009 18:28:00 GMT01:18:50Talking, Ship, Talkin, Talkingshit, TalkinshipTalkingshipEpisode # 41 - In The Can With Ricardo Montalban's Fake ChestpieceTalkingship Episode # 41 – In The Can With Ricardo Montalban’s Fake Chestpiece Captain’s Log 314 starts things off as the captain gets some help from his Vulcan friend in a sticky situation. Jitterbug and Nerves take off for their 41st trip out to sea and invite you along for the journey. • Funny Search Terms • Poopnames.com • Big Cheese Shit Beer of the Day: Half and Halves (Guinness & Harp) Beer Fact: Pubs & a Pot Rant Message in a Bottle: Videogame Music News From the Mainland: Mannequin 3 BBQ; Brownwashing Art; How Many Pollocks Does It Take?; Guitar Kid; Old Yellow Faithful; Fire Ant Heads; Fast Food Numbers; Snake Bite. SoundSystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Secret Machines Song: Lightning Blue Eyes Album: Ten Silver Drops Nerves’ Pick Band: Murphy’s Law Song: Crucial BBQ Album: Best of Times EITHER/OR: The Beatles OR The Rolling Stones Then we tell our Spring Creek story. And we urge people to go online and watch the Tourettes Guy Video Vault: Nerves and Jitterbug went to see the new Star Trek and tell you what they think. Closing Song Band: The Cat Empire Song: No Longer There Album: So Many Nightsyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2041.mp3?ref=rssSun, 17 May 2009 20:12:00 GMT01:14:08Talking, Ship, Talkin, Shit, Talkingshit, Talkingshop, TalkinshopTalkingshipEpisode # 40 - Shock Collars and Goat's SilkTalkingship Episode # 40 – Shock Collars and Goat’s Silk Get a Whiff! It’s our Over-The-Hill show. Nerves and Jitterbug make their way through yet another one hour tour through some choppy water. We also announce the winner of our first Fan Appreciation Contest! Listen to the whole episode to see if you’re one of the winners. Beer of the Day: Avery Brewing Company’s Salvation Beer Fact: Everything you ever wanted to know about Yeast. News From the Mainland: TGI Friday’s Special Salad; Odd Day, wait, this is stupid ; 36 Euros; Local Dumbasses; Skirting the Law; Best Job Update; Nerves’ cavalcade of idiocy; Shocking your kids; John B.s new Podcast! Soundsystem: Jitterbug’s Pick Band: NOFX Song: The Brews Album Punk in Drublic Nerves’ Pick Band: Modest Mouse Song: Working On Leaving the Living Album: Building Nothing Out of Something EITHER/OR: What Monkey do you take? Video Vault: Nerves watched The Wrestler and we discuss whether or not it’s better than Slumdog Millionaire. EITHER/OR: Ben Affleck OR Matt Damon Closing Song Band: The Yayhoo’s Song: Love Train Album: Put the Hammer Downyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2040.mp3?ref=rssSun, 10 May 2009 19:33:00 GMT01:08:21Talking, Ship, Talkin, Shit, Talkingshit, Talkingshop, TalkinhopTalkingshipEpisode # 39 - Clit Slits and Dick Shaped HeadsTalkingship Episode # 39 – Clit Slits and Dick Shaped Heads We don’t have time for a skit! Jitterbug and Nerves pound energy drinks to help them speed their way through every single segment of the show this week. Jitterbug tells us a story about a cop with a dick shaped head. Nerves is all geeked out about Free Comic Book Day. Beer of the Day: Birra Moretti Beer Fact: Paid in Kash Message in a Bottle: Create a 4 member band with any artists you want. What would it be? Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: The Datsuns Song: Mother Fucker From Hell Album: The Datsuns Nerves’ Pick Band: The Yayhoos Song: Would it Kill You Album: Put the Hammer Down EITHER/OR: Black Flag OR The Misfits Davy Jones’ Locker: Dead Jockey Video Vault: Jitterbug and Nerves discuss their thoughts on Slumdog Millionaire. Then Jitterbug talks about The Wrestler. EITHER/OR: Robert Downey Jr OR Sean Penn Playing With Ourselves: Jitterbug and Nerves took advantage of the Best Buy Bonanza and bought about 10 games each! 007 Quantum of Solace, Devil May Cry 4, Infinite Undiscovery, C&C Red Alert 3, Condemned 2, Unreal Tournament 3, Quake Wars Enemy Territory, Overlord Raising Hell, MLB The Show 08, Soul Caliber 4, Fracture, & Frontline. EITHER/OR: Heavenly Sword OR God of War 2 News From the Mainland: McCurry ; Iceland’s Ground Demons ; Swine Flu Bullshit ; Sears Tower Glass Box ; Where the Streets Have No Name ; Worst Liquor Store Robbery Ever ; Cab Fever ; Getting out of Jury Duty ; Sex Dumpster ; Tailgating Dumbass ; Hannity’s Panties ; The i-Snort Closing Song Band: Arcade Fire Song: Keep the Car Running Album: Neon Bibleyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2039.mp3?ref=rssSun, 03 May 2009 19:43:00 GMT01:10:59Talking, Shit, Ship, Talking, Talkingshit, Talkingship, Talkin, TalkinshipTalkingshipEpisode # 38 - Hopshish & The Voodoo MafiaTalkingship Episode # 38 – Hopshish & the Voodoo Mafia Uncle Frankie stops by with his wife Dee to drink some beers and suck on some Bees. Jitterbug and Nerves are back for their 38th voyage out to sea with enough beer to kill an elephant! Beer of the Day: Goose Island’s Bourbon County Brand Stout Beer Fact: The 75th Anniversary of the end of Prohibition and some fun facts about Hops. Soundsystem: Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Street Sweeper Song: Clap For the Killers Album: N/A Nerves’ Pick (No Music this week!!) Band: Leonard Cohen Song: N/A Album: Live in London EITHER/OR: Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen OR Jeff Buckley Video Vault: Christian Fucking Slater! Nerves watched a simulcast of This American Life recently and we talk about how much respect we have for what Ira Glass is doing. Nerves let Jitterbug borrow Hancock and they discuss what they thought of it. EITHER/OR: A new Star Wars movie OR a new Star Trek movie News From the Mainland: Shark Outta Water ; I Remember Andrea ; Wonder Woman Underwire ; Jitterbug’s Secret Power ; Battle Axe Battles ; Chewing Gum Makes You Smarter ; Edible Car ; Ass Bow ; Driving Mrs. Gilmore ; Mortgages and Divorces ; He Drew A Gun On Us! Shameless Begging For i-Tunes reviews! The Lono Interview Part 2 of 2 We give Lono a chance to answer 5 off-the-wall questions to find out where his locker is going to be on the ship. Playing With Ourselves and Lono Nerves asks if we’re interested in Rock Band Beatles, and then wants to know what PS3 game he should get next. Lono has been all about the PC lately. Tales of Valor, Empire Total War, and Dawn of War. He also tried out Godfather 2 and tells us what he thinks. Jitterbug has been addicted to Kongregate.com and recommends it to everyone. Lono Specific Either/Or: Killzone 2 OR Call of Duty 4 Either/Or: Call of Duty OR Haloyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2038.mp3?ref=rssSun, 26 Apr 2009 20:08:00 GMT01:43:30Talking, Ship, Lono, Shit, Talkin, Talkingship, TalkingshitTalkingshipEpisode # 37 - Chupacabras and ProphetsTalkingship Episode # 37 – Chupacabras and Prophets Jesus stops in to bite some heads and help Jitterbug and Nerves blaspheme a little more. As if they need the help! Beer of the Day: Cucapa’s Chupacabra Beer Fact: Fruit in your beer. News From the Mainland: Red Mercury ; We love the internet ; Cowboy’s fan ; Rodentinator Pro ; Nurse fired ; Spruce lungs ; Jitterbug’s tire fire story ; Playboy gift gone wrong ; Girls Gone Bible Davy Jones’ Locker: Pringles Pop Off and other stories Soundsystem Nerves’ Pick Band: John Hiatt Song: Before I Go Album: Crossing Muddy Waters Jitterbug’s Pick Band: My Brightest Diamond Song: Feeling Good Album: Dark Was the Night Either/Or: Metal OR Punk The Lono Interview Part 1 of 2 On Part One of the interview we discuss: • Lono’s first game • The Atari 2600 • How Sarcastic Gamer got started • Lono, Doc, and Dave’s game clan • The demise of the Red Show • Lono’s thoughts on SG Radio • Who owns Sarcastic Gamer • The forum reaction to the end of the Red Show • Lono’s Fallout 3 podcast project • Is Lono going to create a new SG Podcast • Jack Thompson and the Screw Attack controversy Closing Song A Talkingship exclusive! Listen in to hear the surprise.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2037.mp3?ref=rssSun, 19 Apr 2009 19:35:00 GMT01:18:56Lono, Sarcastic, Gamer, Talking, Ship, Shit, TalkinTalkingshipEpisode # 36 - Ass Busting Chimp SexTalkingship Episode # 36 – Ass Busting Chimp Sex David learns how to please his wife from Doctor Sex. Nerves captains the ship as we take on a new shipmate this week! Jax from Sarcastic Gamer Pink joins us for the second half of the show. What was she thinking? Beer of the Day: Victory’s Hop Devil Beer Fact: Isohumulones and skunky beer. Soundsystem: Nerves caves to the call for less metal! Nerves’ Pick Band: Aimee Mann Song: Deathly Album: Bachelor No. 2 Jitterbug’s Pick Band: The Coup Song: Laugh / Love / Fuck Album: Pick a Bigger Weapon EITHER/OR : Neil Diamond OR Phil Collins Guestmate!: We invite Jax from Sarcastic Gamer Pink onto the show. We put her through her paces with some questions and a 5 question quiz to see if she is worthy of a locker on the ship. News From the Mainland: Bacon bits ; ILVTOFU ; Sticky Palin ; Ass buster ; Dog overboard ; Chimp sex secrets ; Mmm tasty fish ; Fart buster revealed Davy Jones’ Locker: Severed head portrait Message in a Bottle: A 360 for a weekend Closing Song Band: Grateful Dead Song: Next Time You See Me Album: Ladies and Gentlemen…yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2036.mp3?ref=rssMon, 13 Apr 2009 03:31:00 GMT01:05:38Talking, Ship, Shit, Talkin', talkin, jitterbug, nervesTalkingshipEpisode # 35 - Counting Boobie RingsTalkingship Episode # 35 – Counting Boobie Rings I want Scott Beowolf in charge of me! Nerves and Jitterbug have come back for their 35th trip through these choppy waters. They reminisce about the debauchery last week, and how much you all loved it! Beer of the Day: Monkshine Belgian Pale Ale (and the alcohol content isn’t on the box either, but we looked it up and it is a 6.8%) Beer Fact: Nerves tells us all about Beer Glasses! We even learn the history of the BEER BOOT! News From the Mainland: Prax Sanchez gets nailed ; Record breaking boobies ; 68 boxes of toothpaste in my coat, 68 boxes of toothpaste ; 230 lb 5 year olds ; The White House’s sexy new phone (PS Whitehouse.com is NO LONGER A PORN SITE) ; Baby rats out daddy’s pot collection ; Crossbow Justice! Royal Raunchiness: Heather Mills? Soundsystem Music News: • Jason Newsted plays with Metallica again. • Booker T’s new team up. • Wolfmother’s freebie • NINJA’s freebie • New Rancid album on the way Nerves’ Pick Band: Moistboyz Song: Second Hand Smoker Album: Moistboyz 2 Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings Song: 100 Days, 100 Nights Album: 100 Days, 100 Nights EITHER/OR: Sly & The Family Stone OR Earth, Wind, & Fire Video Vault Movie News: • New Freddy Krueger • The Hangover • Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool? • Men in Black 3 Jitterbug talks about a ton of movies: Role Models, Lost Boys 2, Man on a Wire, Road House, and Slashed Dreams! Nerves watched The Orphanage and loved it. He also watched Righteous Kill and tells us what he thinks. EITHER/OR: Alien OR Predator (Alien OR Aliens) Playing With Ourselves: Jitterbug gives his impressions of Killzone 2. Nerves got Guitar Hero Metallica and reviews it for us. We announce the winner of our first ever Talkingship Contest! Closing Song Band: Moistboyz Song: American Made and Duty-Free Album: Moistboyz 2yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2035.mp3?ref=rssMon, 06 Apr 2009 05:05:00 GMT01:05:39Talking, Talkin, Ship, Shit, Boobies, Jitterbug, NervesTalkingshipEpisode # 34 - Everbody's Got a Pickle GirlTalkingship Episode # 34 – Everybody’s Got a Pickle Girl We do everything we can to offend as many people as we possibly can to start things off this week. Our Educational films are second to none! Sit back and get ready for you 34th serving. Beer of the Day: Roswell New Mexico’s Seirra Blanca Alien Amber Ale Sex Acts Explained: • Money Bagging • The Walrus • Marble Cake • Stinky Simon Jitterbug tells a story about trying to buy beer in New Mexico. Beer Fact: Light oxidation Davy Jones’ Locker: Going over Niagra, slipping on an orange peel. Video Vault: Nerves borrowed Rob Zombie’s Halloween from Jitterbug. They talk about what they thought of it. Jitterbug talks about American Movie. Either/Or: War Games OR The Last Starfighter News From the Mainland: McDonald’s Best Prize Ever ; Get Your Finger Outta My Gashole ; Sleeping at the Drive Thru ; Dumb Criminal at the Cop Convention ; Marco Polo, Damn It ; Testicle Festival and Nerves Love It ; Women Are Cold Blooded! ; Bags of Ecstasy ; Molotov Cocktail Fight ; Veterans Getting Fucked ; Lunatic Ninja’s. Soundsystem: Nerves’ Pick Band: Propagandhi Song: Head, Chest, Feet Album: How To Clean Everything Jitterbug’s Pick Band: The Budos Band Song: Chicago Falcon Album: The Budos Band II Either/Or: Neil Peart OR Keith Moon Nerves’ Contest Reminder! Closing Song Band: Conor Oberst Song: NYC – Gone, Gone Album: Conor Oberstyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2034.mp3?ref=rssSun, 29 Mar 2009 21:10:00 GMT01:03:47Talking, Ship, Talkin, Games, Movies, Music, ShitTalkingshipTalkingship Episode # 33 - Fucking Ginger RitterTalkingship Episode # 33 – Fucking Ginger Ritter Winter Solstice and Weeping Willow introduce the new EMO lawn! Then we’re back to the same old ship. It’s our 33rd episode, and it’s also Jitterbug’s Birthday!! Beer of the Day: Tripel Carmelite and Skullsplitter Beer Fact: Why are they called Toddlers? The worst car accident ever. News From the Mainland: New Jersey’s bush ; The Brew Crew Hat ; Dick Tram ; Cock Slatherer ; Stripper Job Fair ; Robbing Robbers ; Bowling Ball Brawl ; Burger King’s Revenge ; What Would You Do? ; Satan Made Her Do It ; Wooden Penis Training ; Gas Station Condom Advice ; Big Eropolis ; Angry Retirement Golf Cart Accident ; Blumpkin Head ; Scared of Heights ; Fire Me Already! Davy Jones Locker: Not so good at suicide, but he gets the job done anyhow. Soundsystem Nerves Pick Band: Devil in a Woodpile Song: Wake Up Baby Album: Division Street Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Conor Oberst Song: I Don’t Want to Die (in a Hospital) Album: Conor Oberst Either/Or: Pink Floyd’s The Wall OR The Last Waltz Playing With Ourselves: Nerves bought a PS3 and a new 55” Television. Jitterbug has been going through 360 withdrawal, so he played Dead Space on the PS3. Then Nerves surprises Jitterbug with a birthday present! We also the very first Talkingship contest! Give us your idea for a videogame. The best idea wins the SUPER ULTRA SECRET PERIPHERAL! Either/Or: PS3 OR Xbox 360 More Funny Search Terms: 1. Monkey’s playing shit 2. Human Shit 3. Sixteen Pissing 4. Need to Fuck Ginger Ritter Closing Song Band: Josh Ritter Song: The Snow Is Gone Album: Hello Starlingyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2033.mp3?ref=rssSun, 22 Mar 2009 22:55:00 GMT01:04:42Talking, Shit, Fucking, Ship, Talkin, Ginger, RitterTalkingshipEpisode # 32 - Tardsploitation at It's Best!Talkingship Episode # 32 – Tardsploitation at It’s Best! Learn the true story of Jason Voorhees and the Friday the 13th franchise. Nerves and Jitterbug embark on their 32nd trip out to sea to discuss a fresh round of bullshit for your pleasure. Beer of the Day: Seadog Wild Blueberry Wheat Ale Beer Fact: Beer calories and carbs. News From the Mainland: Stuck in the roundabout ; Sears Tower is no more ; Sabersaw sex accidents ; How do you make relish ; Clofu mmmm ; Pope visits Camaroon, cue disaster ; 450 year old cable bill ; German Friendly initiative ; Japan’s perverted cultural envoys. Davy Jones’ Locker: Pizza delivery, exploding necklaces, homemade cane guns, and bank robbery. Message in a Bottle: Best first drink? Then we tell a beer bong story. Soundsystem Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Lovage Song: Anger Management Album: Songs to Make Love to Your Old Lady By Nerves’ Pick Band: Frank Zappa Song: Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow Album: Apostrophe Either/Or: Franti OR Marley Video Vault • Iron Man 2 news • Lots of other Super Hero movies on the way too. • Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood Jitterbug wants you to cry with him. Watch Dear Zachary and get a box of tissues. Nerves wants to talk about what the best movies to quote are. Either/Or: CGI Effects OR Old Fashioned FX Closing Song Band: Frank Zappa Song: Nanook Rubs It Album: Apostropheyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2032.mp3?ref=rssSun, 15 Mar 2009 21:51:00 GMT01:09:55Talking, Ship, Talkin, Shit, Talkin', Movies, Music, GamesTalkingshipEpisode # 31 - Vampires, Butt Pirates, and WatchmenTalkingship Episode # 31 Randall the Butt Pirate wishes us all a Happy Birthday for Episode # 31. Jitterbug and Nerves learn how to properly care for their anus and you can join in, if that’s your thing. Before We Get Started: • New search terms that lead to Talkingship • The 1.8 million dollar dildo • Viral Video of the Week Beer of the Day: The Fisherman sent us some Pyramid Hefeweizen Beer Fact: The Beer Trivia for Master Geeks! Soundsystem • Kings of Leon & Jane’s Addiction are headlining Lollapalooza. • Guitar Hero – Van Halen • New Dylan album • The new U2 Album gimmick • Nine Inch Nails and Jane’s Addiction concert keeps getting better and better! Tom Morello’s new band is opening for them. Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Freddie Bruno Song: Can’t Get Through Album: Hold Music Nerves’ Pick Band: King Diamond Song: The Cellar Album: Give Me Your Soul Please EITHER/OR: Motley Crue OR Poison News From the Mainland: Pirate Radio advertisements ; Bathtub Vodka in Vietnam ; Department of Aging ; Dunedin Mardi Gras ; Fatties at the airline ; Cocaine smuggling ; Zero Tolerance for Teachers ; Worst Reality TV Show in China ; Johnny the Vampire Gubernatorial candidate ; Dope Smoking Kitty Bongs. Video Vault: Who’s Watching the Watchmen? Well, we are. We give you our review of The Watchmen. Nerves: 3 Ships out of 5 Jitterbug: 3.5 Ships out of 5 EITHER/OR: Professor X OR Magneto Closing Song Band: The Smashing Pumpkins Song: The Beginning is The End is The Beginning Album: Rarities and B Sidesyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/episode%20_%2031.mp3?ref=rssMon, 09 Mar 2009 04:11:00 GMT01:17:04Talking, Shit, talkingship, talkin, ship, games, movies, musicTalkingshipEpisode # 30 - Dirty Thirty's Turkish RevengeTalkingship Episode # 30 Dirty Thirty’s Turkish Revenge I hope you’re hungry! Because there’s a full helping of Rambologna and Talkingship in store for you today. Beer of the Day: Flying Dog’s Classic Pale Ale Beer Fact: Hymn of Ninkasi • Rihanna and Chris Brown update • Ladies! Stop putting up with this shit • Racist Mayor Dean Gross • Chicago man sent HIV blood to Obama Video Vault: Nerves and Jitterbug watched the new Rambo and give you their impression of it. Jitterbug gives us some movie news. • Friday the 13th 2 is in the works • The Coen Brother’s PSA about Clean Coal • Halloween 2 • A Total Recall remake??? Jitterbug DEMANDS that Talkingship listeners watch his recommendation today. Bigger, Stronger, Faster. It’s all about steroids and it will change the way you look at sports. EITHER/OR: Cobra 2 OR Over the Top 2 News From the Mainland: Did Jitterbug shit his pants? Octopussy Porn ; Good Samaritan ticketed ; Michigan Vacu-suck ; Talking about sex in Germany ; Butt stabbing ; Crazy veterans and their M&Ms ; Hoss’ dynamite ; MPGs ; Jitterbug’s in space. Message in a Bottle: Jarrett wants to know our opinion on ear buds. Then we devolve into an argument about Bartman and the Cubs Soundsystem • Jane’s Addiction boxed set and touring news • Faith No More reunion and Mike Patton’s Crank 2 soundtrack. • In the Electric Mist soundtrack by Buddy Guy Nerves’ Pick Band: The Fucking Champs Song: These Glyphs are Dusty Album: Four Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Josh Ritter Song: You Don’t Make It Easy, Babe Album: Hello Starling EITHER/OR: King Diamond OR Mercyful Fate Closing Song: Band: The Culhanes Song: Factory Town Album: No Part of Nothinyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2030.mp3?ref=rssSun, 01 Mar 2009 19:20:00 GMT01:09:18Talking, Ship, Talkingshit, shit, movies, games, music, beerTalkingshipEpisode # 29 - There's Shit in This WaterTalkingship Episode # 29 There’s Shit in This Water Welcome to PM Essenhouse! Nerves and Jitterbug have the sausage you came for so saddle up for another hour of heaping helpings. Beer of the Day: Lagunitas Brewery – The Censored Rich Copper Ale Beer Fact: Babylonians and their time traveling beer trivia. Other goodies • Talkingship search terms • Best Beer Bong Ever Soundsystem • Chris Brown’s a d • Peter Gabriel is sad • Bruce Sprinsteen and the Wrestler • Walmart exclusive Springsteen • No GnR Reunion Nerves Pick Band: Queens of the Stoneage Song: Mexicola Album: Queens of the Stoneage Jitterbug’s Pick Band: David Byrne and Brian Eno Song: Home Album: Everything That Happens Will Happen Today EITHER/OR: Blondie OR Devo News From the Mainland: Naked church funeral tasers ; Baby shotguns ; Drivers test fail ; One cig too late ; German poop cash ; We hate Bret for another reason ; Florida dmv bs ; Married to a dog ; Baby snitch Davy Jones Locker: Shit in the Water What Am I Eating?: Nerves tricks Jitterbug into eating kangaroo Video Vault: SPOILER ALERT! We discuss the ending of the Watchmen Comic Book as well as the end of the Watchmen Movie. So if you don’t want to hear about it you need to skip ahead to 53:25. Nerves watched American Teen and wants to talk about it. EITHER/OR: Fantastic Four OR Daredevil Closing Song Band: Michael Franti & Spearhead Song: Everybody Ona Move Album: Yell Fire!yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2029.mp3?ref=rssMon, 23 Feb 2009 04:09:00 GMT01:02:05Talking, Shit, Talkingship, ship, beer, movies, podcast, games, musicTalkingshipEpisode # 28 - Cowpies of Doom on Dildo Blvd.Talkingship Episode #28 Cow Pies of Doom on Dildo Blvd. Talkingship scores an exclusive interview with President Barack Obama that goes in an interesting direction. Then Nerves tells us the biggest news of his LIFE! Beer of the Day: Green Lake Organic Ale by Deschutte’s Brewery. Beer Fact: Wet Your Whistle Soundsystem: Jitterbug takes us to Denver to talk about a band that appeared on a Gears of War 2 commercial. And Nerves has a special dedication this week. Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Devotchka Song: How It Ends Album: How It Ends Nerves’ Pick Band: Tom Waits Song: Picture in a Frame Album: Mule Variations Either/Or: Chicken Dance OR Electric Slide News From the Mainland: Public Intoxication ; Worst Firefighters in the world ; Dildo Blvd ; Keys and trashcans ; Airport hysterics ; Boobs in your face ; $6 Steaks ; The worst broken nail in history ; Get me some HinDEW! Davy Jones’ Locker: You get pain and the cow pies of doom Video Vault: Jitterbug and Nerves went to see the new Friday the 13th and tell you what they think. Either/Or: Street Fighter the movie OR Super Mario Brothers Movie Playing With Ourselves: Nerves drunk drives with Forza Motorsports 2. Rock Band 2 invades the ship yet again, this time at the behest of Jitterbug’s Wife! We also get into DLCs, Hawx, fun vs pretty games, and i-phone games. Either/Or: Top Gun OR Tiger Heli Closing Song: Artist: Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution Song: It’s a Wonderful Life Album: Call To Armsyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2028%202.mp3?ref=rssMon, 16 Feb 2009 03:42:00 GMT01:02:41Talkingshit, Talking, Ship, Movies, Music, Games, BeerTalkingshipEpisode # 27 - Buttnuggets and HangoversTalkingship Episode # 27 – Buttnuggets and Hangovers Get your very own Edward 40 Hands! Jitterbug and Nerves have returned for a 27th round of nonsense for your entertainment. They went as far as taping 80 oz of beer to their hands to make you smile! This is the very first SOBER (yet hungover) episode of Talkingship. Listen in to hear what’s happening. Beer of the Day: Gatorade Beer Fact: Honeymoons Video Vault: Bad Movie Drinky Drinky – Edward 40 Hands edition! We taped ourselves watching Zombie Strippers and we’ve got some clips for you to enjoy. Zombie Strippers Total Score: 4.25 Nudity: Jitterbug 5 / Nerves 5 Drinkability: Jitterbug 5 / Nerves 5 Cheesability: Jitterbug 2 / Nerves 3 Then we let you listen to our attempt at recording Talkingship after Edward 40 Hands. Either/Or: Clive Barker OR Tobe Hooper Playing With Ourselves: Nerves and Jitterbug do battle in Mario Kart and bring you along for the ride. We discuss the Killzone 2 beta and the future of the PS3. We also discuss the demo version of Halo Wars. Nerves doesn’t have much to contribute this week because he’s been slumming it up with some old games like Ultimate Alliance. However, he does feel like venting about how bad he sucks at Call of Duty 4. Either/Or: The entire game library of Playstation (1,2,&3) OR the entire game library of X-Box (1&360) Soundsystem: Nerves starts things off with a great Chicago band. Then Jitterbug returns to his mellow, depressing, and slow music. Nerves’ Pick Band: Old Number 8 Song: Goliath Album: Dead Man’s Hand Jitterbug’s Pick Band: Bon Iver Song: Flume Album: For Emma, Forever Ago Either/Or: Grateful Dead w/o Jerry OR Pink Floyd w/o Roger Waters News From the Mainland: Milkman’s special delivery ; Voodoo makes a comeback ; Paper towel and toilet paper ; Worst mother ever ; Talkingship’s first appearance on CNN ; Japan’s poop gold ; 77 lbs of dragon shit ; The first rule of being a good mom ; Working for the government Message in a Bottle: Deadpool sent us a question that he wanted us to answer on the show. We discuss the new Friday the 13th and the new version of Last House on the Left. Closing Song: Band: Bon Iver Song: Lump Sum Album: For Emma, Forever Agoyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2027.mp3?ref=rssMon, 09 Feb 2009 04:39:00 GMT01:01:18Talking, Ship, Talkingshit, Movies, Beer, Games, MusicTalkingshipEpisode # 26 - Shrew Faced Yeast InfectionsTalkingship Episode # 26 – Shrew Faced Yeast Infections Learn how to order your own SONIC EARDRUM! Welcome back for episode 26. It’s our first show released on Sunday, which makes Super Bowl Sunday even MORE super! Beer of the Day: Redbridge Gluten-Free Beer. Beer Fact: The Pen-Tailed Tree Shrew News From the Mainland: Wacky Australian Robber ; Chicken wing shortage and contests ; Poop beach ; Worst sister ever ; Porn news ; New Zealand escapees ; More dumb criminals ; How to get a mistrial declared every time ; Lesbian Catholic Schoolgirls ; Don’t rob Thor ; Boulder’s Sushi Thief. Soundsystem: Jitterbug starts things off with a Hip-Hop band that he’s been listening to. Nerves takes us into the deep end with the most offensive song you’re likely to ever hear. Jitterbug’s Pick Band: PPP Song: On a Cloud Album: Abundance Nerves’ Pick Band: GG Allen Song: Caroline & Sue Album: Freaks, Faggots, Drunks, & Junkies Either/Or: Indoor OR Outdoor shows Video Vault: Nerves tells us what he thinks of Burn After Reading. Jitterbug gives us a quick take of Night at the Museum, but his main pick this week is Gone Baby Gone. SPOILER ALERT: We talk about the ending of the movie, so if you haven’t seen it and don’t want to know how it ends, SKIP THIS PART OF THE SHOW!! (We stop talking about the movie at 53:45) Either/Or: Wes Craven OR George Romero Davy Jones Locker: Richard Versaille’s last song Closing Song Band: The Budos Band Song: Chicago Falcon Album: The Budos Band IIyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2026%202.mp3?ref=rssSun, 01 Feb 2009 19:39:00 GMT01:01:10Talking, Ship, talkin', talkingshop, movies, games, beer, musicTalkingshipEpisode # 25 - Pounding Our Silver TipsTalkingship Episode # 25 - Pounding Our Silver Tips Billy Mays and Vince Offer settle their feud. And we tie the skit up with the corniest joke in Talkingship history! It’s our silver anniversary show! NUMBER 25!! We celebrate by pounding Silver Bullets and introduce a new segment on the show, The Full Bottle Babble (FBB)! FBB # 1 = Jitterbug talks about a new magazine all about Beer! FBB # 2 = Nerves talks bad about Baconsalt! HOW DARE HE?! Jitterbug finishes his beer in a fury to defend his new favorite seasoning. Beer of the Day: Ska Brewing Company’s Ten Pin Porter. Jitterbug keeps saying that they have a Milk Stout, but Beer Fact: Powering the world with Beer. News From the Mainland: Poison fish, poison fish, TASTY fish ; Bad Goat ; Goth Kittens ; Mexican Voodoo ; Worst Landlord since the dead cat guy ; Tokyo’s plan to save the planet (TMI on Jitterbug’s bathroom techniques) ; Money from heaven ; Passwords and sticky notes ; Monopoly money is worth a lot of Danish Kroener. Davy Jones Locker: Best Defense Attorney in history! Soundsystem: Nerves takes us back in time to the glorious days of grunge. We listen to Pavement: We Are Underused off of Brighten the Corners. Jitterbug is back on the kick of giving the people something new and different for the listening pleasure. We chill with Juana Molina: Los Hongos De Marosa off of Un Dia. Either/Or : Skanking OR Moshing (that’s the fake one). Real either/or = Van Morrison OR Van Halen? Video Vault: Jitterbug has a new Blu-Ray that he wants to recommend. He was impressed with The Fall and wants other Blu-Ray owners to pick it up. Nerves checked out Gonzo: The Life and Times of Hunter S. Thompson. Either/Or : Blu-Ray Star Wars OR Blu-Ray Lord of the Rings Closing Song: Band : Pavement Song : We Dance Album : Wowee Zoweeyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20_%2025.mp3?ref=rssThu, 29 Jan 2009 02:28:00 GMT01:03:41Movies, Games, Music, and BeerTalkingshipTalkingship Episode # 24 - Russian Tiger ViagraTalkingship Episode # 24 – Russian Tiger Viagra Nikolai and Dimitri offer you the chance to have Russian Power Sex for the beginning of the show. We explain what the hell we’re doing here at the start for our new listeners. Beer of the Day: Meantime’s London Porter Random Ship: Nerves explains Edward Forty Hands. Beer Fact: Berserkers Davy Jones Locker: Nigerian Orgy Soundsystem: Nerves gives some love to a classic Hardcore band, Suicidal Tendencies. We listen to Facist Pig off of their first, self-titled album. Jitterbug steers us into a completely new direction with a band consisting of only cellist and a drummer. The band is Apocalyptica and we listen to the song Faraway off of the album Reflections. Either – Or: Backstage Pass OR After party? News From the Mainland: Weed flight ; Drinking and Driving and sleeping at stop signs ; Scam Alert ; Girlfriend friendly ; Update on No God Buses ; Stabbed but still drinking ; TJ Max Purse Theft ; My Bloody Valentine stabbing ; Swats, spankings, and shoes. Video Vault: Nerves goes first and tells us about a documentary he watched called Crazy Love. Jitterbug warns us about Shrooms. Either – Or: Favreau/Vaughn movie OR Ferrell/Reilly movie? Playing With Ourselves: Jitterbug borrowed The Darkness and gives us his impressions. Nerves loves the World of Goo in his Wii. Closing Song: Band – The Steepwater Band Song – Grace & Melody Album – Grace & Melodyyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2024.mp3?ref=rssThu, 22 Jan 2009 00:12:00 GMT01:02:28Movies, Beer, Music, Talking, Ship, Jitterbug, Nerves, ComedyTalkingshipEpisode # 23 - Earning Our RedwingsTalkingship Episode # 23 – Getting Our Redwings The Curious Case of Been Jammin’ Buttends and Twatlight : Redwings. This is the single grossest and most offensive skit yet. You have been warned. Then we discuss pissing and farting at the same time, airport shitting, and public farting. Yeah, it’s going to be one of those kinda shows. Beer of the Week: Fort Collin’s Brewery – Rocky Mountain IPA Beer Fact: Where did IPA’s get their start? Board Stiff: Nerves wants to talk about Board games! He was playing a game called Bananagram and Settlers of Kattan. News From the Mainland: 14 year old steroid users and their dads ; Bushisms ; 2 DUIs in six hours ; The best job in the world ; Gary steps up ; Wii is the worst gift ever ; What will $16,000, 100 cases of beer, and several cases of meat buy you? ; Sea Kitten High School. Davy Jones Locker: Jerome Irving Rodale on Dick Cavatt’s couch. Soundsystem: We talk about the history of Ska music. Jitterbug has us listen to Solitary Confinement by Bim Skala Bim. Nerves shows some Dave Grohl love by talking about Probot. We listen to the song Silent Spring. Then we rant a bit about secret songs on albums. Either – Or: Classic Rock OR Alternative Video Vault: Nerves talks about the Golden Globes and 30 Rock. Then he professes his love of the Zohan. Jitterbug has been watching a lot of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Either – Or: The Foot Fist Way OR Super Troopers Closing Song: Band-Beyond Words Song-Exiledyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2023.mp3?ref=rssWed, 14 Jan 2009 18:53:00 GMT01:04:30Talking, Ship, Jitterbug, Nerves, Movies, Beer, MusicTalkingshipEpisode # 22 - Human Monkey Shit FightsTalkingship Episode # 22 – Human Monkey Shit Fights Welcome to K-Wall’s everybody! Come in the rear entrance with your big loads. Double deucing our fire squirts on twenty two. Beer of the Day: Avery Brewery’s The Reverend Quadruple. Beer Fact – The Rule of Thumb News From the Mainland: Stealing tunafish; Spunking off a ski-lift; Or-tan-goo-tans; Refrigerated beaches; Sleepy Cakes; Big ole potato; Longest dog turds; Oldest DNA; Nerves’ romantic comedy fetish is revealed on his Netflix. Davy Jones’ Locker: Wa Wah Wee Wa. Soundsystem: Jitterbug talks about his favorite Rancid album, And Out Come the Wolves. We listen to the song As Wicked. Nerves picks a great band, but a terrible song. He has us listen to the song Friends from the band Ween. Either Or: Lower priced CDs OR lower priced MP3s Video Vault: It’s Bad Movie Drinky Drinky time! We watched the movie Santa’s Slay as a Christmas Special that hasn’t aired until now. Special Drinky Rule: Sleigh Bells Drinkability: Nerves 5 / Jitterbug 4 Cheesability: Nerves 3.5 / Jitterbug 2 Nudity: Nerves 0 / Jitterbug 0 Either Or: A lost movie from Bruce Lee OR John Belushi Closing Song: Ween – You Fucked Upyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20_%2022.mp3?ref=rssThu, 08 Jan 2009 03:08:00 GMT01:09:19Talkingship, movies, music, games, beerTalkingshipEpisode # 21 - Dusty, Dry, Condom MisadventuresTalkingship Episode # 21 – Dusty, Dry, Condom Misadventures McGrizzly’s back for another mauling to celebrate our final show of the year AND our “We’re Legal” 21st!! Pop a cork with us and celebrate 2008 in all it’s glory as we sum up our top five favorite music and movies. Beer of the Day: We switch beer for Champagne this time! Beer Fact: Nerves explains what Fully Krausened means. News From the Mainland: Vermont Garbage Lotto; 1 and 2/3 bank gets robbed; Toilet guns; Recycle Reuse Relube; Further proof that Jitterbug is a bad person; Japanese Tom Hanks. Davy Jones’ Locker: The condom misadventure to end them all. Soundsystem: Nerves and Jitterbug run through their top five albums of the year. (We didn’t Burn It!) Either/Or: 20 cd set of ALL THE HITS of the 70’s OR 80’s. Video Vault: We run through our top movies of 2008! Either/Or: Remake of Caddyshack OR Animal House 2008 is OVER! We say some thank you’s and we saved a secret for the very end!!yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2021.mp3?ref=rssThu, 01 Jan 2009 01:27:00 GMT01:07:41Talkingship, games, music, movies, beerTalkingshipSarcastic Gamer Talkingship # 2 (Original Cut)Sarcastic Gamer Talkingship # 2 (Original Cut) Thanks to 8-Bit Bass, SGCP Talkingship # 1 finally made it onto the air! Well folks, we’re back for # 2! Jitterbug and Nerves get together to bring you another 20-some minutes of bliss. • We start things off right by cursing a lot and throwing back some sweet, sweet punishment. • Jitterbug picked up Fable 2 and tells you what he thinks. • Nerves wants to know which one is going to be better: RE5 OR Left For Dead? • Jitterbug soothed his cold with Fallout 3. • Then, one of us loses the Jager bet and cusses during the show! Listen in to hear who it was. • Nerves presents us with a retro Either/Or question. Dragon’s Lair OR Space Ace. • Then Nerves leads us into the rabbit-hole with questions about the Final Fantasy games. • We talk about the October 2008 Unit Sales of each of the video game systems.nonohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Sarcastic%20Gamer%20Talkingship%20_%202.mp3?ref=rssThu, 25 Dec 2008 03:48:00 GMT00:27:03Talkingship, Sarcasticgamer, movies, music, videogamesTalkingshipEpisode # 20 - Floating a McCartneyTalkingship Episode # 20 Floating a McCartney 20 episodes in the can! We give you a little Christmas cheer early courtesy of a mall Santa and Jitterbug’s daughter! Get the poor kids some Talkingship this year – It’s Free and better than head lice. Beer of the Day: The hardest bottle of beer to open in history: Grand Teton Brewing Company’s 20th Anniversary Reserve Double Red Ale Beer Fact: We prove that beer led to civilization itself! Random Ship: Screw you wrapping paper companies. And why do all the cheap-all-year Christmas movies cost so damn much at Christmas? News From The Mainland: Toilet mayham; Baby breaks into Family Dollar; The Go-Couch; Learn why we now say that we are “Floating a McCartney” when we take a shit; Worst place to park a stolen car; Davy Jones’ Locker: What’s wrong, Hun? Random Story: We tell a story about Brent’s puke-bowl night. Video Vault: Our top 5 (4) favorite Christmas movies! Either/Or: Remake of Blade Runner OR Blade Runner 2 Soundsystem: Nerves is knee deep into his butthole-a-thon. This week we listen to ‘P’ (then Nerves pauses the show to call Jitterbug out for farting like an old man) We hear their song: Michael Stipe. Jitterbug has been listening to Black Mountain and has us listen to the song, Wucan. Either/Or: A biopic about Jerry Garcia OR Syd Barrett. Random Slipper Comment and some shout outs Closing Song: Band – Harbinger Song - Deadfishyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2020.mp3?ref=rssThu, 18 Dec 2008 05:47:00 GMT01:00:35Talkingshit, movies, games, music, and beerTalkingshipEpisode # 19 - God's Health PancakeTalkingship Episode # 19 God’s Health Pancake Wilford Brimley loves him some Diabetes!! We promise to make it through every single segment this week. But we’re going to make sure to give you the full value of FREE! Beer of the Day: Avery Brewing Company’s 14’er E.S.B. Ale Beer Fact: Nerves gives us the LONGEST RECIPE for a hangover cure in history. We discover what God’s Health Pancake is. Then Jitterbug tells us the LONGEST hangover cure STORY in history. We’re Idiots: Jitterbug and Nerves share stories about why they know they’re stupid. News From the Mainland: Just give the lady some beer; Mayor McButtcheese the Turtle is turtly enough for our turtle party; Fourth grader’s movie deal about talking to girls; We prove that Jitterbug is a bad person; Animal snuggling and Nerves is a disgusting monkey paw eater; Don’t kiss Captain Suckface. Davy Jones’ Locker: Man gets buttbuttinated by a horse. Soundsystem: Jitterbug picks a newbie this week. He’s been digging a band from overseas called Katzenjammer. We listen to A Bar In Amsterdam off of their album Le Pop. Nerves continues his butthole-a-thon this week with a song off of Gibby Haynes and his Problem: Superman. What’s the best Jelly-Belly? Either/Or: Mick Jagger OR Keith Richards Video Vault: Jitterbug made another Blu-Ray mistake by buying Wanted. Empire Magazine’s Top 100 Movie Characters. Nerves saw Step-Brothers and he grades it on the Will Ferrell scale. Either / Or: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull OR Star Wars: Attack of the Clones Playing with Ourselves: Jitterbug gushes over Left 4 Dead. Nerves picked up Mortal Kombat vs DC.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2019.mp3?ref=rssThu, 11 Dec 2008 03:31:00 GMT01:03:58Talking, Ship, Shit, Talkingship, movies, games, beer, musicTalkingshipEpisode # 18 - Old Yeller's Dog Vagina Butthole-a-thonTalkingship # 18 – Old Yeller’s Dog Vagina Butthole-a-thon What would a week be without an episode of Talkingship to make your life complete? Well, thankfully, we’re back to give some more! It’s all the regular jazz you’ve come to expect with Beer of the Day: Budweiser’s American Ale (It’s a taste-test challenge) Beer Fact: Beer makes you smarter. We’ve got proof. Random Ship: Great ways to get even with your enemies. Soundsystem: Nerves explains what is happening with his Butthole-a-thon. And he has us listen to the Jackofficers’ song Swinger’s Club off of Digital Dump. Jitterbug shows his love for one of his heroes: Michael Franti. Enjoy his Yell Fire Medley and just go out and buy the album. It’s worth every penny. Either/Or: Primus OR all other Les Claypool Bands? Video Vault: Jitterbug pulls out his double whammy Franti explosion with “I Know I’m Not Alone”. Nerves talks about Tenacious D’s movie, “The Complete Masterworks 2”. Either/Or: Jim Carrey’s Serious Movies OR Funny Movies News From the Mainland: Why’s it taste so salty? Dick Dick’s Chinese Ant pheromones; Fridge thieves and mud pits; We We We is big downstairs; Spray on condoms; Tammy Smith is a dirty piece of shit; What is Amsterdam best known for? Davy Jones’ Locker: Rasputin! Just sit back and enjoy because it’s a good story.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talkingship%20Episode%20_%2018.mp3?ref=rssThu, 04 Dec 2008 05:28:00 GMT01:02:46Talking, Ship, Shit, Movies, Music, Games, BeerTalkingshipEpisode # 17 Perfect Strangers: Full ThrottleTalking Ship Episode # 17 Perfect Strangers: Full Throttle We start things off right with a Perfect Strangers sketch that you’ll never forget. It’s also our Thanksgiving show! Put your turkey eating pants on, it’s time for your weekly serving of ship. Beer of the Day: Sierra Nevada 2008 Celebration Ale Beer Fact: Nerves brought us a Thanksgiving Beer Fact. Why did the Pilgrims land here? Listen and learn. And, what beer goes well with turkey? Listen and learn you freeloaders. Useless Ship: Cricket Chirp Fact. News From The Mainland: George Bush’s approval rating; Bush’s midnight legislation; Walmart crook meets door, then pole; Nerves is finally going to get the X-Mas present he’s always wanted (a Man-bra); Do not cuddle the Panda; Russian white lightning. Davy Jones’ Locker: Hans Steininger’s Beard. Soundsystem: Nerves thinks Ska is making a comeback. Jitterbug wants to see Hardcore to come back first. Nerves has us listen to Mustard Plug’s Suburban Homesick Blues. We get into a conversation about the width of Ska music. Jitterbug picks Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise. The song he wants to listen to is California off of their first album. Either / Or: Receiver vs Speakers! Which is more important? Video Vault: Nerves has the perfect Thanksgiving pick! Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Jitterbug’s pick is Absolutely Out of Control Crazy Fantastic Good! Undercover Brother!!! Ehiter / Or: Austin Powers International Man of Mystery OR Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me. Closing Song: Band: Public Property Album: What’s Going Down Song: Power Tripyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%2017.mp3?ref=rssThu, 27 Nov 2008 02:25:00 GMT01:00:11Talkingship, shit, ship, movies, games, musicTalkingshipEpisode # 16 - Pissing Blood, yeah, we're DOWN with that!Talking Ship Episode # 16 – Pissing Blood – We’re Down With That! It’s all topsy-turvy today. We’re at Jitterbug’s place, but Nerves is the captain! He’s going to take us through all the regular segments, except for Playing With Ourselves because we’re saving that for the new Sarcastic Gamer. Beer of the Day: Maudite Beer Fact – News about beer in Canada. News From the Mainland: Frito-Lay Crunch; Frank’s squirrel nightmare (which leads to more squirrel stories); Two cumb Canadian crooks; Communion wafers must be delicious; Nerves likes his nephew Jake; Two kids and a 62.5lb hunk of metal. Davy Jones’ Locker: Why did the chicken jump in the well? Soundsystem: John “Mitch” Mitchell died. Nerves has been hearing so much about the Fleet Foxes that he bought their album and was, kinda impressed. We listen to White Winter Hymnal off of their self titled album. Jitterbug wants to listen to Iron & Wine’s song Boy With a Coin off of The Shepherd’s Dog. Either / Or : BB King OR Eric Clapton (this one’s a marathon!) Video Vault: Nerves and Jitterbug went to go see Saw V and they actually kinda liked it. Nerves recently rented The Namesake and Jitterbug actually saw that a while ago. Nerves loved it, Jitterbug thought it was decent. Jitterbug has compiled lists and lists and lists of movies that they are planning on making. Either / Or : Cheech & Chong’s Up In Smoke OR Strange Brew Closing Song = Whiskey Makes Me Crazy by The Tossersyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%2016.mp3?ref=rssThu, 20 Nov 2008 04:47:00 GMT01:18:28Talking, Ship, Shit, videogames, beer, movies, musicTalkingshipEpisode # 15 The Co-Mish ShowTalkingship Episode # 15 The Co-MISH Show! Talkingship has a guest! Our buddy from back home, Matt, the Co-MISH, Michelin is along for the ride today. He Beer of the Day = Left Hand Brewery’s Milk Stout Beer Fact : Nerves has a tale to tell of Saints, man sweat, and dirty, dirty God love. News From the Mainland = A zero-tolerance train conductor; Schererville has at least one REALLY drunk family; Route 30’s chicken-fucker; A strip club disaster. Davy Jones’ Locker = The demise of Otis. A must listen!!! The Co-Mish has his doubts, but, like Nerves says, “It’s Davy Jones’ Locker, Bitch!” Soundsystem = The Co-Mish goes first and introduces us to a hip-hop band called Rhombus. We listen to the song, Onwards. Jitterbug has been grooving to Arctic Monkeys and picks the song “When the Sun Goes Down.” Nerves wants to listen to Rusted Root (and Jitterbug annoys us with SIMIAN THE WHALE) and we put on the song “Martyr” (A.K.A. the BOO-BAH-BA-BOP-BOP-BABOP song.) Then Nerves and the Co-Mish relay a story about Rusted Roots’ lead singer. And we also officially give Matt the nickname THE CO-MISH. Either / Or : Soundgarden OR Pearl Jam (This one gets intense!) Video Vault Bad Movie Drinky Drinky = Jack-O This movie came as a recommendation from a listener and BOY OH BOY is it a good one! Synopsis: A pumpkin headed demon is called forth from the grave by a mysterious old man that lives in a little boy’s head. The demon sweeps a lot of stuff with his sickle, and haunts the producer’s son. DRINKABILITY = 4.25 The Co-Mish = 4.5 Jitterbug = 4 Nerves = 4 (He puked, but still gives it a 4) CHEESABILITY = 4.5 The Co-Mish = 5 Jitterbug = 4 Nerves = 4.5 NUDITY = 3.25 The Co-Mish = 3.5 Jitterbug = 3 Nerves = 3 OVERALL SCORE = 4.25 Either / Or : Al Pacino OR Robert DeNiro Closing Song = The Co-Mish has a song for us that he’s been working on.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%2015.mp3?ref=rssWed, 12 Nov 2008 02:31:00 GMT01:13:51Talking, Ship, Shit, movies, music, games, beer, videogamesTalkingshipEpisode # 14Talkingship Episode # 14 Back together again! Nerves and Jitterbug are BACK! It’s our first regular episode in a couple weeks. No one’s sick; no one’s on vacation; we’re just back together for you! Beer of the Day = Alaskan Brewing Company’s Smoked Porter. It’s in honor of Sarah Palin!! Who we can’t wait to hear is safe back in B.F.ing Alaska. We can’t help ourselves: we’ve got to talk about politics. Bare with us as we speak our mind. Beer Fact : Germany’s Oktoberfest 2008 was down in beer sales and up in sexy-time! News From the Mainland = Halloween parents… Who are you voting for? Zack and Miri make a, um, movie. Nerves brings us down with newborn mortality rates. Then we go off on the pharmaceutical companies. The Nerves takes us further into the shitty rabbithole with some bad news about the education system. We get back on track with the best armored car robbery we’ve ever heard. Atheist’s strike back! And we end things with a naked pumpkin race. Davy Jones’ Locker = It’s a fun new segment about dead people. Be careful when you blow trees. Lightning never strikes twice, um, thrice, uhhh… Four times?? Soundsystem = Nerves’ is preaching the word of Joe Strummer! He recommends Johnny Appleseed off of Global-a-Go-Go. Jitterbug gives his love to Okkervil River’s song Our Life is not a Movie off of The Stage Names. Either / Or : Which concert do you go with? Iron Maiden in 1985 OR Black Sabbath in 1973, Don’t Shit in My Mailbox Palin Candy! Playing with Ourselves = How’d Jergen’s lotion get its name? Nerves is playing NHL ’09 from EA Sports! Jitterbug picked up Fable 2. Either / Or : Bar games! Golden Tee OR Bowling? Closing Song = Assembly of Dust’s Corpus Christi.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%2014.mp3?ref=rssFri, 07 Nov 2008 05:24:00 GMT01:09:12Talking, Ship, shit, videogames, movies, music, newsTalkingshipEpisode # 13Talkingship Episode # 13 – Halloween Vacation Show We start off in INDIANA! Jitterbug is on vacation in his old hometown and hanging out with some old friends, Pousto! Beer of the Day = Coors Light, kicking it old school!! Soundsystem = Since we’re hanging with Pousto, we play a little of their stuff for you to enjoy. Then we discuss their influences and what bands they are listening to currently. Video Vault = We get into the Superhero genre and get the guy’s opinions on the new Iron Man, Hulk, Batman, etc. Then we discuss the new Indiana Jones, the emergence of Captain America in some of the recent flicks, how bad Daredevil was, and then we finish things up with some Batman, Wolverine, and bottle-face-smashing talk. Playing with Ourselves = We discuss the new Halo Recon trailer. And we debate the virtues of the PS3 vs the Xbox 360. Brent and the guys picked up Star Wars Unleashed and want to talk about it, which pulls us into some talk about the new Star Wars Clone Wars cartoon. And somehow or another we end up talking about the Transformers and Star Trek. What the hell, let’s leave the video game talk behind and talk about Heroes! Either / Or : We revisit the classic question: Singer X-Men OR Nolan Batman. Return of the Nerves!!! He’s feeling better, kind of! We wanted to give you our list of the Top Five Horror Movie Villains of all time! We’re drinking Robert the Bruce from Three Floyds, which means that this is the first show ever that we have TWO Beers of the Day.yesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/0/6/5/1/3/140716-131560/Media/Talking%20Ship%20Episode%20_%2013.mp3?ref=rssSat, 01 Nov 2008 19:00:00 GMT01:10:10Talking, shit, ship, videogames, movies, beer, music