Talkingship

Episode # 79 - Buggin Out With the Comish

Jitterbug — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:52:00 GMT

Episode #79 Buggin out with the Comish

Another great episode with Crewbie Comish!

Jitterbug is still on hiatus this week, but we try to plow through another episode.

Beer is good no matter when you drink it

Soundsystem:

Comish is lovin the New Gorillaz album and thinks the Broken Bells CD is pretty good too

We listen to Chicagoland locals the Green room rockers

song: Hoosier Homegrown

Nerves plugs ex-Buford drummer Dinger's new band The Mound Builders

song: Wake of the Red Witch

Either or: The Jewish or the Irish. Who are the better musicians?

News from the mainland: Movie food

1. Blue M&M's can help with spinal injuries

2. Growing that shit-corn

3. Blibber-blubber?

Video Vault: Bad movie drinky drinky time again HURRAY!

Movie: Thankskilling

One of the worst BMDD in ship history, seriously

Playing with ourselves:

The Comish wants to talk about some iPhone apps

Nerves getting sick of the Wii...finally.

We talk about the various versions of Netflix watch it now

Fangasm: Quickie

Self appointed fan of the week is the Comish

In typical ship-style ruthless self-promotion, he coaxes Nerves into hooking him up

End song:

The Drastics

"Good Dub Toninght"

Episode # 78 - Wooly Bear

Jitterbug — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:54:00 GMT

Talkingship Episode # 78 – Wooly Bear

Beer: Claymore Scotch Ale from Great Divide

Video Vault: Alice in Wonderland is impossible to get into at Imax

Woolybear talks about the unfortunate lack of Grump Old Man love

Nerves watches Orphan and tries not to spoil it

either or: A drama about Carrot Top or a Romantic Comedy about Hitler

Davey Jones Locker: REALLY bad heartburn

Woolybear has a sidestory about a not using your cellphone at the pump

Playing with ourselves: Nerves starts talking about God of War II and gets derailed

Is PS2 "Old School"

Wooly's generosity with old systems

100 pin bowling vs. Wally-ball

God of War revisited

Wooly's lovin some Borderlands

The Thanksgiving Gears of War massacre

more MW2 gamer nite promises...it'll happen, I promise

Medal of Honor vs. Call of Duty

more random game talk

either or: Ms. Pac-man or Galaga

Fangasm: Bacon Beats out Sausage as best morning meat

Jizz Mopper is by far the worst job you could ever have

We show our age with an either or from way back: 8-track or cassette

The poll this week is deciding what the worst natural disaster is

1. Earthquake 2. Tsunami 3 Tornado

4. Volcanic Eruption 5. Avalanche 6. Hurricane

7. Sandstorm

end song: Old No. 8 song: Noah album: Dead Man's Hand

Episode # 77 - Marblecake Mop-Up

Jitterbug — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:05:00 GMT

Talkingship Episode # 77 – Marblecake Mop-Up

Nerves gets pissed that we aired his Marble Cake hijinks, but he’ll just have to get over it. Episode 77 might be coming late, but it’s coming HARD, so sit back, relax, and enjoy. We talk about how Earth is fucking us as well as our psycho website neighbors.

Beer of the Day

The Bruery Orchard White Belgian Style Ale

9 out of 11 ships

Video Vault

· Nerves watched Brokeback Mountain. For real. No joke, he really did. But we extol the virtues (boobies) of the movie.

· Hump Day

· Crazy Heart review

· Nerves wants to see She’s Out of My League / Jitterbug wants to see Hot Tub Time Machine

· Black Dynamite review

· Invention of Lying review

Either/Or : Baseball OR Football movies?

Soundsystem

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Acoustic Syndicate

Song: Powderfinger

Album: Live From the Neighborhood

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Galactic

Song: Heart of Steel

Album: Ya-Ka-May

Either/Or: M.O.D. OR S.O.D.

Playing With Ourselves

Jitterbug gives us the downlow on the new Borderlands DLC : The Secret Armory of General Knoxx.

Fangasm

Either/Or: Bacon OR Sausage

Poll: Worst Job : Garbage Man / Jizz Mopper / Retail Store Clerk / Shit Scooper / Fast Food

Closing Song

Band: Black Mountain

Song: Queens Will Play

Album: In the Future

Episode # 76 - Sasscrotch

Jitterbug — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:43:00 GMT

TalkingshipEpisode # 76 – The Sasscrotch

Jitterbug returns, somewhat fresh fromhis new baby adventure. The PiscoKid struck again, and we’re drinking some Pisco Sours in his honor. Then, Jitterbug tells the story of hisdaughter’s birth.

VideoVault

· We’reexcited about Black Dynamite

· Jitterbugfinally saw Zombieland

· Upcomingcomic book movies

· Clashof the Titans and God of War

· ChristopherNolan is directing Inception

· JamesCameron’s opinion on Terminator 5

· Pre-VCRmovie watching

· UltimateSpiderman Movie

· NewMoon’s Stretch Armstrong

· KurtCobain biopic

Either/Or: Zombie movies OR Serial Killermovies

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Artist: Sasquatch

Song: Rattlesnake Flake

Album: II

Nerves’ Pick

Artist: Mudhoney

Song: Hate the Police

Album: Superfuzz Big Muff

Either/Or: Alternative OR Rock

Fangasm

Jitterbug should have taken the show intoPlaying With Ourselves, because he regales us with endless Mass Effect love.

Either/Or: Jawas OR Tuskan Raiders

Poll: Alternative / Rock / Rap-Hip hop /Punk-Ska / Country / Blues / Metal

ClosingSong

Band: Dozer

Song: The Roof, The River, The Revolver

Album: Through the Eyes of Heathens

Episode # 75 - The Bug Has Been Smushed

Jitterbug — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 07:03:00 GMT

Talkingship Episode # 75 – The Bug Has Been Smushed

Nerves heads up the show without Jitterbug this show! He commandeers the vessel with his loose grip and steers us into uncharted waters with his wife, Maree, by his side.

Beer of the Week

Lefthand Brewery’s Fade to Black Ale

Soundsystem

Nerve’s Pick

Band: Drive By Truckers

Song: 18 Wheels of Love

Album: Gangstabilly

Maree’s Pick

Band: Big D and the Kid’s Table

Song: Fluent in Stroll

Album: Warped Tour ‘09

EITHER/OR: Gogol Bordello OR Cat Empire

Video Vault

· Weeds Season 1 – 5 and beyond

· V and Firefly

· Alice in Wonderland, Tim Burton, and Labyrinth

· Jersey Shore

· Toddlers in Tiaras

· Gordon Ramsey

EITHER/OR: TV Shows OR Movies

Talkingship History Lesson

Nerves tells the story about his first date with Maree.

Fangasm

(EDIT – This is Jitterbug talking here. I about shit my pants when Nerves said that JRR Tolkien invented elves. Holy fucking mother of hell, Nerves. WTF?! No. He did not invent elves. Please direct any and all hatemail to nerves@talkingship.com. Elves were around in Germanic Mythology long, long ago.)

Poll – Best Fantasy Author

Either/Or – Mouth or Vagina

Closing Song

Band: Reverend Horton Heat

Song: Love Whip

Album: Smoke ‘em If You’ve Got ‘em!

Episode # 74 - A Warm Bath, Loofa, and Some Antibiotics

Jitterbug — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:04:00 GMT

Talkingship Episode # 74 – A Warm Bath, Loofa, and Some Antibiotics

No skit this week as we are recording this mere hours before the Superbowl starts! No time for love, Dr Jones! But we do have time to talk to my Mom.

Beer of the Day

More Boulevard Brewery goodness

News From the Mainland

I call 100% BULLSHIT on this NFTM! Nerves gives us two bornign ass, non-funny stories during this edition, and I call total garbage on that!!

STORY ONE – Francis Bean Sings

STORY TWO – Fireman Poop Delivery System

STORY THREE – Lincoln Park Zoo movies

Playing With Ourselves

More Mass Effect talk, and we settle the score concerning CoD MW 2. Nerves explains why he has decided not to buy the game!

EITHER/OR – Project Natal OR The Wii

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Eddie Vedder

Song: Rise

Album: Into the Wild

Nerves’ Pick

Band: The Bottle Rockets

Song: Sunday Sports

Album: The Brooklyn Side

EITHER/OR – Werewolves of London OR Bad Moon Rising

Video Vault

· Weeds Season 5

· World’s Greatest Dad

· Robin Hood Trailer

· Planet of the Apes Prequel

· Marky Mark effect

· Gremlins 3D

· Daredevil Remake

· Video Game Movies are going to be big!

Nerves pulls some shit and talks about Legally Blonde and Miss Congeniality. Oi.

EITHER/OR – Tango and Cash OR Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

Talkingship History Lesson

The long and twisted tale of Crazy Ray.

Fangasm

Either/Or – Basketball OR Baseball

Poll – Best Videogame Franchise: Mario Bros / Zelda / Metroid / Halo / Sonic / COD / Final Fantasy

Closing Song

Band: Mr. Bungle

Song: Goodbye Sober Day

Album: California

Episode # 73 - Doc Gets Stuck Into Our End

Jitterbug — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:24:00 GMT

Talkingship Episode # 73 – Doc Gets Stuck Into Our End

Have you ever wanted to be in the Guiness Book of World Records? What if we were to tell you that you could get in right now? For a small fee, we can send someone to your home to find out if you could be the next holder of the Masturbation title!

Video Vault

· The Final Destination

· The Expendables

· Lindsey Lohan naked

· Deadpool movie

· Taken Part 2

· The Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever

· 3D Porn

· Miramax is Dead

· Weird Al Movie

· Mortal Kombat remake

EITHER/OR – Kevin Smith OR David Lynch

News From the Mainland

Story One – Pork better then Viagra

Story Two – Fishing for pigs

Story Three – Paddleboat Bum

Playing With Ourselves

We announce what game Nerves has to buy, and he’s none too happy about it. Jitterbug reviews the new Borderlands DLC and has finally started playing the original Mass Effect.

EITHER/OR – COD or WOW

Soundsystem

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Aspects of Physics

Song: Level 3

Album: Marginalized Information Forms 3: Other

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Junkyard Empire

Song: Manifest

Album: Rebellion Politik

EITHER/OR: Scott Weiland OR Layne Staley

Fangasm

We do all the things we’re supposed to do during fangasm, EXCEPT announce the winner of the boobs vs vaginas Either/Or! Which was boobs by the way.

Either/Or: Silly Putty OR Slinky

Poll: Best Kevin Smith Movie: Clerks / Mallrats / Chasing Amy / Dogma / Clerks 2 / Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Zack and Miri

Closing Song

Band: Bad Religion

Song: Leaders and Followers

Album: Clerks

(Stay tuned for our drunken debauchery with Doc from Sarcastic Gamer!)

Episode # 72 - Big Mangled Boobs

Jitterbug — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:51:00 GMT

TalkingshipEpisode # 72 – Big Mangled Boobs

Jitterbug and Nerves are back to debatewhether or not they should bring toilet paper or paper towel, as well as a hostof other nonsense. Theconversation quickly turns into a discussion about the female anatomy. Sounds like it’s going to be a normalshow!

Beerof the Week – BoulevardBrewery Pale Ale

Soundsystem

We start by explaining what The RoyalTreatment is. But then we get backinto the music talk.

Jitterbug’s Pick

Band: Real Estate

Song: Beach Comber

Album: Real Estate

Nerves’ Pick

Band: Madness

Song: Wings of a Dove

Album: 10 Things I Hate About You

EITHER/OR: Stevie Ray OR Buddy Holly

NewsFrom the Mainland

Nerves forces Jitterbug to eat someNicorette gum. Yuck. Then we get into the regular NFTM bit.

Story One – Playing catch with thenewborn

Story Two – Amniotic fluid ER

Story Three – Lesbian lovers and thedoctor and the baby

PlayingWith Ourselves

Mr T has a grill, and for some reason wediscuss that during our video games section. The Nicorette gum fucked us up. Then we debate the acting prowess of Mr T. Then when we get into the game talk,Nerves tries to explain how his excuse isn’t an excuse and he whines a littlebit. Nothing new there. Jitterbug finished Bayonetta and givesyou his review.

Also, Jitterbug explains that his friendslist on Xbox Live is full, so you have to message him to get added.Jitbug333. Nerves is known asAngry Hippie.

EITHER/OR – ET OR Shaq-Fu

VideoVault

Big mangled boobs makes anappearance! And Nerves wants toknow what we want to see in Blu-Ray extras. Jitterbug gives his final review of Inglorious Basterds.

EITHER/OR – World War 2 movies OR VietnamMovies

Fangasm

Either/Or – Vaginas OR Boobs

Poll – What Game Should Nerves Buy? MassEffect 2 / WoW / COD MW 2 / Fallout 3 / Bayonetta / Bioshock 2 / Other

ClosingSong

Band: Janes Addiction

Song: Whores

Album: NINJA Tour Sampler